This show is going to be the end of me mannn...😕 I've taken it upon myself to watch it with emotional detachment from now on & I suggest you all do the same. Remember the roller coaster has now turned into a very turbulent plane ride with 6.5 months to go. I implore you guys (especially my poor Tabs & buffie) not to get distraught or heartbroken by what you see, because in the end, JandA will be together, don't worryyy. 😳
1) MAGGOTY MOLLIE: WHY is she getting more ridiculous day by day? Mrs. Mallika Armaan Suri, LET HIM GO. Accept the facts & move on! You're still young enough..find another man..preferably someone like your brother who will be able to handle you. (I know LR will have something to say about this one but I can't help it..I'm on the verge of Mallikal Homicide.) 😡 You are nothing but a whiny child & all you can do is say that irritating "Armaaaaaaaaaaaan" over & over again. I really AM surprised as to why Dimples hasn't slapped you yet..I guess he just doesn't even care enough about you to do that. Usually, I tolerate Mindless Ass. It's never THAT big a deal..but I CANNOT STAND people who use false pregnancies to trap men into being with them or staying with them. Have some dignity, have some self-respect, & have respect for those mothers who actually HAVE been through pregnancies & childbirth. It's not a joke. I hated it when Pari did it to trap Raj even though it was done in a comic way, I hate it when it's in all of the Kekta serials, I just hate it period. Low lifeforms are the only type of beings that need to stoop that low just to keep a man. 🤢 Plus, to top it off, all this stupid woman could think about was how if That Chick forgave Dimples, then she would find out that he wasn't behind the court case & that she'd steal "her" Armaan away. DUDE! LADY! That is NOT true love! True love, as I said yesterday, is not necessarily gaining the person you want, but to want the person you love to gain everything that THEY want! 😕 I HATECHU MOLLIE!!! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THIS COMES BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS!!! 😡
2) CUTE JASSI: Alright, alright, calm down you nutties. Lol, I know I'm going to be bombarded for this one by everyone except Aabs, CB, & my fellow Tree-Huggies Ana & aishu. Buttt..I thought that That Chick was kind of cute when she was talking to Motor Mouth about it being alright for him to date & that she wouldn't get involved in his personal life. Mona acted that part out well. Here on one hand, we have That Chick telling her hubbie to date and go for it & on the other hand, we have a Dimpie telling HIS wife that his personal life is none of her business & he'll stop pining for That Chick whenever HE'S ready. 😛 Way to parallel Rreekkhhaa! 😕 In any case, the scene was a sweet one, pretty lighthearted..although considering that I knew what was coming, I wasn't really in a "heehee-haha" type of a mood. 😭
3) DEATHLY DIMPS: Jeeeeeez Louiseee, someone help my poor Dimps out. That man looks like he's about to drop dead any second! The emotional torture that's being put on him by all of the women in his life is taking its toll! Bechara Dimpie..I TOLDDD YOU to just stay with me! You would have been sooo much happier. 😉 But really, it is kind of heartbreaking to watch someone, even though you know he's just a character, go through so much despair. If you add up all of his scenes in the past week or so, he's shed enough tears for a small, yet well irrigated, nation! 😭 Either save him or put him out of his misery (And NO, I don't mean kill him off, I mean send him to New York in a yummie gift wrapped box! 😆), because he doesn't look like he or his heart can take much more of this (& I don't think Tabs' can either!). 😕
4) Poor Nandu has the underappreciated job of best friend. That dude's going to have to rival SBF 1 (SuperBoyFriend) now & be SBF 2 (SuperBestFriend). More than anything, considering that this plotline is flatlining, my excitement lies in HOW Nandu manages to locate paagal, eccentric, creative genius Charles in one week. Ooooh the suspenseee..can you feel it!? On the next, Geraldo. 🤢
5) Dialogue Hint: More of SONY's Plugging & Promoting Products That We Don't Give A Crap About. "Next week's Provogue show." So, I am assuming that THIS would be where that other SET preview/update will come in.."Jassi & Armaan fight to get the same celebrity for their fashion shows/launches." Oh what a week we have to look forward to, buddies!
6) So, did anyone else recognize that elevator & restaurant that our Tortured Triangular Trio was @ tonight? It looks like they just revamped that old restaurant that Dimps had told That Chick to meet him @ by accident a long time ago. The one where all the couples did was make out & they were so uncomfortable. 😆 Awww, that was a funny episode. Anyway, all they did was redecorate the chairs with white sofacover type things & add a red psychedelic hallucination thing on the back wall. Ummm..it looked kinda like Moulin Rouge..I was partially expected half-dressed Pinks, Christinas, Myas, & Missys to be popping out from somewhere! 😃 And, I recall Piano Man saying that they were meeting @ "the same restaurant we always meet @", but the last time I checked, the first time they met was @ that restaurant in Naini, the second time was @ the cake shop in Naini, & the 3rd time, it was @ some other place that DEFINITELY did not look like the inside of a hemoglobin cell. 😉
7) OHHH DIMPSSS, if you just stopped daydreaming for like, 0.34873 SECONDS, then maybe you would be successful in getting ANY of your work done! Last time, you missed your lady because she left for Mumbai with Pinstriped Pops while you were fantasizing about your reunion, & now THIS time too? Forget it, man. G-d, how I wish his dream speech had been real. I loved it..he said everything & got to the point, rather than in reality, where Dimps decided to freaking set up a whole monologue, give an explanation of the meaning of "ateet", & mutter, stutter, & wash his face before venturing to get to the point with Piano Man. And by the time it was the RIGHT time, stoooooooopid Mindless Ass shows up.."ARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"..ARGH..SLAP HERRR!!! 😡
8) NOBS (CC) NOTE: Wooo hooo..check out Reggie's naked neck! YESSS..no necklace today! 0.5 points for you! 👏
9) Sidenote: My Dimpie looks really hot when he's tearing, pleading, & begging. In Aabs' words..HOT HOT HOT! 😈
10) Poor Reggie..he was all ready to go & give Dimpie's "pyaar" his message & he was so concerned about his new BFF Shopping Buddy. I think you should Rags..go tell your wife that her FIRST pretend husband wants her back from her SECOND pretend husband so that he can become her first REAL husband & leave his first REAL wife. 😆
11) Mona. Looked. AWESOME. In. The. New. Pink. Sari. Thinner. Female. Enough Said.
12) Again, I must mention that Dimps is very unaware of the importance of time. He spent so much time talking to himself & saying his "Reggie Gimme Your Wife" speech to himself that he missed umpteen opportunities to actually do it & get it over with. Had you told one of your inner voices to just hang tight for a bit until after you told Piano Man the truth, then you wouldn't be so devastated right now..@ least maybe not AS much! And Motor Mouth gets scolded for the opposite! Had YOU kept your mouth SHUT for the 0.3435 seconds that you thought it necessary to announce the arrival of your beverages as if they were the Queen of England, then we all would have been better off as well. 👎🏼 Reg, we didn't get what you said anyway, you could've saved us that time & heartache to hear Dimpie out!
13) Yuckkkk to the Mr. & Mrs. SNOBeroi dance!!! FIRST of all, how do dance while holding your hands right in the middle of your two abdomens? It looks like you 2 are fighting over ski poles or something once that swaying movement gets going! 😆 Thank G-d these two aren't partners on Nach Baliye or we'd have to hear MM babble about how everyone loves their chemistry & listen to Mona tell the free world that they're just "best buddies"! 😕 In any case, poor Dimpie had to watch the whole thing & the looks That Chick gave him sure didn't help any!!! I had to close my eyes WITH him! 🥱 And he was thinking about his own engagement party with That Chick & their dance to "Choo Liya"..awwwwwwwwwwwwww..memoriesss!!! 😭 Or maybe Dimpie's memories while looking @ the SNOBeroi couple were of a different sort..aka Reg Man has the S.S. thing down & That Chick looked like she had 4 arms as well. 😉 They could totally double date as octopi pairs! 😃
14) I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome Mrs. Ila Purshottam Suri to the sisterhood of motherhood. (Fine, I'm not a part of it myself, but I can sure as hell create it! 😛) This is the FIRST time in 2 years, in my OWN PERSONAL OPINION before you all get snippy, that she has spoken like a true mother to Armaan..putting his needs & his happiness above anything else & being truly concerned for his emotional, physical, & mental well-being. WAY TO GO ILU!!! Let's just hope you stay this way. 👏
15) The NOBS (CC) Award of the evening goes to..*GASP!* We have a 3 way tie. The reason I decided this is because I didn't give my Dimpie's black & gray suit the prize yesterday even though I was totally smitten with it..& today, he must have read all of your posts, & realized how hot you girls find him in an unbuttoned black shirt so he obliged. Alright class, now everyone say "THANK YOU APOORVAAA!!!" 😆 The second winner is actually a half-winner. Mona's new sari looked beautiiiful on her, but I really wasn't a fan of the sequins on the blouse..it would've looked better in a monochromatic shimmery material. And FINALLY..get ready guys..this one's the shocker..WE HAVE AN UPSET! REGGIE BOYYY!!! I give him the Most Improved title as he very wisely got rid of his neck gear! Good boyyy Piano Man..listen to us more often & you might just go places! 😉
16) The IOTE of the evening goes to the same two who have been so happily receiving it lately. First, to Motor Mouth. You poor guy. It's not your fault that you're a bumbling idiot. You're just out of the loop. So while everyone else @ the dinner table was in terror, shock, or sheer enjoyment (Dimps, That Chick, & Mindless Ass respectively), you were all proud & happy of the turn of events in the Suri household. Bechara Piano Man..aapka kya karna? 😕 The second goes to, of course, Dimples, the retard. WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST SPIT IT OUT!? You've been spending enough time with Karangatan to have learned how to speak a littttttttttle faster, @ least, righttt? 🤢 And now, because of you 2, we're all going to have to wait & twiddle our thumbs until the next heart attack scenario! 😭
17) Can someone, anyone, let SONY know that they need to one of the following: 1) Make Apoorva swallow a microphone, 2) Lower the background music's volume, or 3) Have subtitles! All I hear is the music banging in my ears everytime I'm trying to hear Dimpie's voice! One good thing, though..@ least evil W.S.L. wasn't on today..but looks like D.S.D. is catching up! He's getting more airtime & more volume lately! 😔
18) NOBS (CC) NOTE: YAYYY for Mona not having CHLIPS today! At least they're turning up the lipcolor a notch..today, it was the shade of PC's favorite garments after a couple of washings. 😉
19) And look MM, I know you have a Kiddie Karishma @ home who is the spawn of evil (Technically could be true if PC & MM are brothers!), but let me explain to you that it is not polite to play Musical Chairs in a restaurant! 😕 Dimps was already sitting in his seat! You made him get up & moveee!!! Poor guy doesn't even know where his own head is with respect to his neck & you're making him play games like that! 🤢 LAY OFF, PIANO MAN! 😛
20) Now, look, I LOWE my Dimpie, & you all know this, but seriously, I'm becoming more & more concerned about him. I think he may have a deviated septum or some SEVERE sinus congestion issues..he sounds like his nose is blocked with boogies! Dimpuuu, I understand sinus pain & congestion, but there is help for that. I'll bring you LOADSSS of Rhinocort, Nasonex, Flonase, Tylenol Allergy-Sinus, Allegra, Claritin, whatever you want (Trust me man, my nose demands it all!) if you would just clear up those nasal passages for me, okie??? 👍🏼 We don't want you to become harder to understand than JSOIAJDAOISJASAI, now do we??? 😳
21) P.S.--> I noticed a slight PC/MM jaw resemblance today when Dimples was busy in DreamLand & was telling MM in his head that That Chick & he were to be married @ one point. Of course, this resemblance was NOTHING compared to that one pic of Mona on the phone..😆..but close enough! 😉
22) I noticed that Piano Man added one more expression into his queue today making his grand total..TWO! 👏 Hey something's better than nothing! Now we have that ever pleasant constant constipation/wink face & the clueless smile! Keep it up buddy..we'll send you to brownie for training..I'm sure she'll think of something to make you pep it up a bit! 😉 😆 😈
23) Wowww..when WackO Wally & SNOBeroi, Jr. are joking around about "dating", please take a look @ MM's eyes. They bugged out so far out of his head that I think one hit my eyebrow! 😲 And poor Wally @ one point was left in such a daze because he was speaking in his native tongue..DHAIOJDAOISUAOISA! Looks like someone's Superboyfriend translator is still playing hookeyyy..& looks like the relationship isn't practice enough for youuu! 😆 😉
24) You know, when Dimples is about to start explaining his situation to Motor Mouth, take a good look @ those three sitting @ the table. No one is focusing on anyone else so it literally, & I don't mean this disrespectfully in any way, looks like 3 blind people are having a conversation! There is no direct gaze between any of them! You'd think that the restaurant was overbooked & three random-o's just got stuck with one another! 😳
25) Now, I'm usually not one for possession when it comes to significant others..well, let alone my Dimpie..😛..but I just LOWE it when Armaan refers to That Chick as "meri Jassi"..it sounds really sweet coming out of his mouth. Just like when PERVY's goons beat him up in Naini & That Chick said, "Mere Armaan ko bachao" @ the hospital. Awww..who knew that JandA could even make possessiveness sound romantic!? 😳
26) One time, however, that possession does NOT sound cute is when Motor Mouth spends the entire episode saying "meri biwi", "meri patni", & "meri wife." Congratulations. You know 3 different ways to say it. You want a fourth? Mi esposa. Doesn't make it any less annoying coming out of your mouth. YOU'RE FAKING IT, REMEMBER BUDDY BOY??? Let's not let that important fact slip out of your head! 😕
27) It was the evening of "If Looks Could Kill, Only Reggie Would Survive." My G-d, the other 3 would have dropped straight dead by now! Dimpie's death glare to Mollie when she says she's pregnant? Mollie would've peed to death. 😆 Mollie's death glare to Wally when she announced her pregnancy? Wally would've stuttered to death. And worst of all, Wally's death glare to Dimpie when Mollie announced her pregnancy? Mannn..Dimpie would have cried to death! 😲 Hmmm..maybe then the show would've been called "CKOSDAJIOAS Jaissa..Koi Nahin!" 😃
28) The Emmy Award(s) of the evening are shared by the same people as always! Mona & Apoorva. Today's scenes were again proof of the fact that they don't even need dialogues with each other to convey their messages & emotions across to each other & the audience. Too bad Reggie Boy can't catch these things! 🤢 Man, when Apoorva & Mona have the first meeting so to speak as he's walking back to the table, the EYES have it! Volumes were spoken just in those few seconds. Apoorva's solo performance in the bathroom was just amazing..it didn't help that the mirror made me see two Dimpies crying..😭..but he portrayed a devastated & desperate lover to the T! Mona's expression change when Mindless Ass announces her pregnancy meshed SO well with Apoorva's that you'd think this was a real life issue! They both had SPLIT SECOND expression changes all in those 3 seconds that the news is being digested. So subtle, yet so necessary in the scene. And as aj4ever said in her update, when MM mentioned that That Chick had ordered Dimples' food, & he hoped it was okay, the expression on Apoorva's face as Armaan was simply like, "OKAY DUDE. WHATEVER she ordered is absolutely fine with me!" And finally, ouchhh, the look of disdain & revenge on Mona's face as she went to go dance with Grabby Pants and the response of hurt, overwhelming emotion, confusion, & torture on Apoorva's face, so much so that he had to close his eyes, was incredible!!! Follow those with Dimpie's tortured thoughts about how he could possibly break the news to Reg Man, & *CRACK!* went Dimpie's heart & *SHATTER!* went mine! 😭 In any case, although this storyline is terrible for the emotionally vulnerable viewers, I think it's giving an awesome stage & opportunity for Apoorva & Mona to show the range & the depth of their skill. Seriously, they're just improving even moreso day by day. YAY FOR YOU! 👏 👍🏼
29) As for the preview, all I can say is PLEASE let That Chick see Dimpie when the moon is full! Please don't have her see Karangatan! Give us the little things..although, dude, if I had to wake up before the sun was up, I'd die. Straight up, plain & simple..that's usually when I go to sleep! 😆
AND FINALLY: A LOST & FOUND NOTICE:
LOST: 1/2 OF FAME JODI RAGHAV & NECK GEAR
Description: For Raghav, see previous commentary.
For neck gear, it is the following:
1 mix of silver, copper, bronze, gold, & any other type of random metal wire worn to RESEMBLE a necklace..not sure exactly what it is just yet. Could be a transmission signal for "Planet What The Hell Did You Just Say?"
Also lost, 1 black stringy thing..resembles a strand of Wally's hair pre-makeover..thick & chunky. Prefers to wear it backwards or sideways..never properly.
If you find either Wirey, Stringy, OR Reggie, please return to the following:
No Thank You
c/o JSOIASJUOIAUSOIQUWOQIW
1578 We Don't Want Any Of Them Back Road
Wherever That Chick Is, INDIA 456748
Lol..good night dears..have a good weekend! ❤️
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