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Awww Dimpie..who knew your acting would just go on an upswing right as your character went on a downswing!? 😳
1) IDIOT ILA: Alright, lady, WHO are you? How can you tell your son, with a STRAIGHT face, nonetheless, that marriage is a union which is for life & that he can't go on divorcing people left & right!? What gives you the right to be so sanctimonious? Let me remind you of one name: Angel. Your own devilish, scratchy-voiced, wiry-haired daughter is on husband number 908349372987289323.70 & you're giving your son a hard time about it? 😡 Get a life Irksome Ila..& stay out of your son's..all you do is help make it worse anyway! 🤢
2) DIMPS 4 DINNER: Holy Mother of G-d..okay, so I have already expressed in numerous posts today how I am absolutely smitten with my Dimples in the past few episodes. It has now come to my attention however, that things for him are getting dangerous. He's sitting there all wrapped up in my favorite package of black & grey, dimples, & vulnerability & I'm just going to have to eat him! 😳 On top of that, all of these women in his life are just treating him so poorly, I think I need to do some damage control! But seriously speaking, he looks more incredible daily & his acting has improved ten-fold from the initial days of JJKN (more on that later..). You see, if you took Karangatan (Thanks for that one, Aabsi!) & that half-lidded, partially ravenous, non-expression on his face (Droopy Dog according to CB, I believe!) every time that he looks @ Wally, & then multiplied it by 982762852783, you would get the look on my face when Dimps was on the phone tonight. Seriously, I looked like a malnourished, starving, lonely child from Somalia who hadn't eaten in about 3.5 years..heehee..bottom line, damn that man looked fine! 😆 (P.S.-->Dimpie, I won't even attach my long, gangly arms to yours everytime we're ANYWHERE so that you look like a deformed diety..I'm a woman with confidence, baby! 😉 😆)
3) MORE NECKLACES: Jeeeeeeeeeeez..I thought we finally taught Piano Man how to choose & wear the right neck adornments. Seems he thought it was a one-time-only memo. NOOO DEARRR, we mean it for ALWAYS!!! My advice to you is not to walk by electricians on the job & gather their extra wire to make a "necklace" for yourself. Number one, you could get hurt..but more important than that, it's SO not cute!!! 😕 You might, however, be able to get a good radio frequency off of that thing though! 😆 Next time, instead of spending money on a necklace for your "non-wife-just-friends-wish-she-was-your-wife " type person, go get yourself some better jewelry..although you know what..better yet..just don't wear any @ all. We're already a little wary (as is your Pinstriped Pops) of your gender preference. 😳 So who are Chintu, Bintu, Pete, or whatever to you REALLLLYYY??? 😉 And WackO, a necklace note to you: TAKE OFF THE ONE THAT MOTOR MOUTH GAVE YOU!!! Comeee onnn, mannn!!! 😭
5) One favoriteee scene of mine today was when my Dimples told Irksome Ila that he can't "live" or "ahem" with Mindless Ass because he just loves JassiCeha & "Meri zindagi to sirf Jassi hai"..AWWW..sooo sweet. I just hope that he keeps the faith that he has now that WackO Walia really does still love him despite being "married" to Piano Man. SHE DOES, HOMIE, SHE DOES! But with the introduction of the diary, I hope that he doesn't end up reading about Wally's revenge plans & then have a change of heart..because if they keep playing this cat & mouse game of "First It's My Turn To Be A Dumbbutt" & "Now It's Your Turn To Be A Dumbbutt", I am going to be veryyyy angry!!! 😡
6) WHAT is with stooooooooopid Senior SNOBeroi!? Are YOU as confused as the rest of us with Wally's multiple identity crises that you feel safest just calling her "bahu"??? I mean, I'm assuming that you do know her name by now..but you know, I think you may have the right idea though..maybe she should follow in Prince's footsteps & become "The Girl Formerly Known As Jassi" or how about just a symbol? Guys, why don't we just call her "That Chick" for now? I WOULD say, "That J Chick" but then Neha Shastri wouldn't be included. Who knows when we may have to call her something else & you know, there's just no more room in the name JassiCeha for any additions! 🤢
7) NOBS (CC) NOTE: Same note from the other day..I'm hoping if I post it enough, it might come true. Please stop making Mona have CHLIPS. Her chin & lips look like one entity what with the plywood colored matte lipstick that they make her wear! I'm sure that if she had wanted her lips to match the walls of my padded cell in I-F Sanitarium Room 1026, she would've asked for it. 😕
8) WHY are they playing that ubiquitous USM again? In case you forgot, that's the Universal Sparkle Music that the powers-that-be play for every occasion. Dimpie took a peepee? USM! Winkie filed a sexual harassment suit? USM! Wally got whacked across the face? USM! PERVMAN gets clobbered by WackO? USM! Angel divorces husband number 348? USM! Nandu blows his nose? USM! You get the picture! 😆 Today's USM was played when they show Wonder Walia in Pinstriped Pops' Merc & they showed the cow's eye view of Mumbai. HOW does that scene require such music when the LAST time the Mumbai Tourism Board promoted on the show, they had JassiCeha's voiceover of the harm that the town had brought to her? Looks like Mumbai is just like our lead protagonist..changes faces overnight. 😕
9) In the same scene, it's showed that WackO Walia sees a girl in a purple salwar waiting for the bus as she used to. Then she has a flashback of when she was near the bus stop on her last day @ GM. Number One. WHAT IS WITH THE PURPLE OVERLOAD!? The color spectrum ran out of options or something??? 🤢 Number Two. Sorry Jass, but that girl was stilll cuter than you used to be! 😆
10) G. Kaks was kinda cute today with his mastering of the English language. "Yes, no, nothing, all the best!" Lol..😆 It was a nice light moment in the recent barrage of Dimpie Depression, Reggie Repulsion, & Wally Vengeance.
11) Random question I have: Why did they show a close up of the Merc's license plate? Is that going to make ANY difference? Highly doubtful & considering that they're gyping us of the show tomorrow, it was a waste of a precious 2.63 seconds that could have been used as D.A.T.! 😉
12) With all of the old Jassi flashbacks that they were showing today, I almost missed the cute, klutzy Jassi from the days of yore. She was so awkward & innocent & non-jaded..😭 Bechari..those days are long gone..now us 3 Tree-Huggies spend our time defending all of your actions. 😕
13) And how easily has That Chick assumed the role of Sweetu..oops, sorry, I mean SweetHEART bahu! 😈 All of a sudden she has a new "Mama" & "Papaji" when she hasn't even SPOKEN to Amrit in 2.5 months!? We understand that you may have gotten confused what with the uncanny resemblance of your mother-in-law to your mother, but hey, here's a thought, why don't you pick up one of the 829372983 phones in your SNOBeroi Mansion & give Amrit from Amritsar a ring? At least let her know that she & Bebe have been replaced by her twinkie (as Aabs would say) & @ some point in time, Naseem Apa! Maybe they can just use Beauty as a placeholder for you then. 🤢
14) And when Clone of Amrit tells That Chick that she wants to meet the parents of her beautiful bahu, I tell her that I agree! WE WANNA SEE THEM TOOOOO!!! BRING ON THE WALIASSS!!! Most importantly, bring on BEBEEE!!! 😭
15) One complaint for Nandan Verma today. STOP encouraging the girl to exact revenge on my Dimps! SOMEONE, ANYONE, go & find out what happened exactly! PLEASE! I'll even welcome the return of PC if it means that he'll come home reformed, with a wife (Yes, that would be LR!), & sees the err of his ways. Of course then, I'll wake up, walk outside my room, & knock on the door of whoever is in padded room number 1027 next to me & say that it's time for my medication! 😉
16) Awww..the old flashback that That Chick had when she entered her office was so cute! I could even tolerate Mr. Manchanda @ that point! Definitely also loved when she said "Mein bhi saath chaloo?" out loud as if her Armaan Sir was right in front of her face. Out of sight does not NECESSARILY mean out of mind, my dear, & it most CERTAINLY does not mean out of heart. Try harder, try harder. But it's okay, I understand the insanity..I mean, I talk to Dimpie all the time! And I always say the same thing too.."MEIN BHI SAATH CHALOO!?" YUMMIEEE!!! 😆 😉 😈
17) Lol, so I've seen the Nandu-That Chick handshake be called so many things today..let's just give it a name. How does The Nerd Jiggie sound? 😆 It was a breath of fresh air to see Mona-Gaurav scenes after so long..thank G-d for that. I may mind That Chick's plans a little less if I know that it has the possibility to become Revenge of the Nerds..🤓..that was a good movie. 😛 But seriously, when Nandu says, "Of course, can there ever be a Jassi without Nandu?", we all have to say, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yes..unfortunately they thought so for a while..but thank G-d that SONY regained 0.1% of their intelligence & brought you back! Looks like those smart pills I sent from General Nutrition Center are working! 👏
18) Revolting Reggie is just getting on my nerves more & more day by day. WHYYYYYYYYYYY are you soooooooooo dumb!? For someone who gave his "wife" a present as "friends", you're acting awfully like Poor Purab who used to call That Chick @ work just to see how she was & whatnot. And look where he ended up!!! 🤢 And when you ask my Dimples if he wants to say anything else, I speak on his behalf when I say, yes, he does. He wants to say that you have his WIFE, his LIFE, & NONE of his good looks! 😳 He was unable to express that to you today as in his grief..or, actually, even otherwise, he has NO. CLUE. AS. TO. WHAT. YOU. WERE. SAYING. My mom wants to know why I watch JJKN twice a day lately..I had to explain to her that sadly, MamaSwati, given the recent increased amount of Motor Mouth's airtime, I need a minimum of 2 viewings to understand 0.000043% of what he's saying. 😕 Then, it takes me another 93483 minutes or so to decipher exactly what JDOIAJAOIUAWYUYWWYUSJOAJSIA means. "You would cry tooooo if it happened to youuuu!" 😭
19) And HOW have Dimps & MM become such BFF in like 5 days??? Dimples already either has his cell number & house number memorized or on speed dial, yet meanwhile, he can barely remember where his own body is located of late! I pray to G-d that there are no more girly gossip sessions, heart-to-hearts, or shopping sequences between those two. I doubt there will be now, obviously, unless Dimps goes insane & starts showing up @ the SNOBeroi Mansion with random excuses to hang out with MM..kinda like my brother's friends used to do when they thought I was cute. 😆 Just imagine it: Hi Reggie, I'm here to play..uh..is your wife home? Hi Reggie, I am your new speech therapist..uh..is your wife home? Hi Reggie, I'm your dad's new oncologist..uh..is your wife home? 😛
20) Nandu's sweeeeeeeeeeeeeetest line today was when That Chick got the phone call to start interviewing secretaries. He said, "Make sure you pick a really good secretary Jassi, just like @ Gulmohur." AWWWWWWWWWWWW..NANDANNN..we all need best friends like you! 😳 🤗
21) Speaking of secretaries, welcome home Nazneen. But here's a question..she was actually still working @ GM..even during the JandA non-wedding..so how is she suddenly looking for a job? In any case, it's better for us to see a familiar face..now if only the secretary came as a buy one get one free special with her old boss..aka Raj Sir. BTW, some inside information for you guys..I heard from a 100% reliable person that they were going to cast the actress who plays Nazneen as a random girl named Preity who asks stupid questions like, "Who is Armaan Sir?" & things like that & expect us, as an intelligent audience, to believe that Nazneen was now someone else. Luckily they changed it & reshot the scenes. Um, hello! Things like GTD & Sameer/Vicky are alright..but SUCH a major player? PLEASEEE!!! 😡 That's like us one day seeing Jayati Bhatia (Bindiya) on screen interviewing as Karishma Fashion House's new designer or Rajesh Khera (Maddy) as the freaking watchman! 🤢 Jeez people, give us some credit! Just because we let the Karan Oberoi thing go doesn't mean we're THAT forgiving. And btw, you should've left Karan Oberoi stranded in Mauritius! 😆
22) YAYYY for Dimpie telling Mindless Ass off tonight. It's kind of humorous to see a man telling his technical wife that she has no right to ask him about his personal life. 😆 I lowedddddddd it. Mollie's face looked like one of three things: 1) That she smelled that commonly shared pinstriped suit around somewhere, 2) that she saw Rag Man in front of her & was trying to crack his secret language code, or 3) that she wanted to beat Dimps over the head with her designer heel. 😛 Whatever Mollie, you deserve it. I alwaysssssss say this but karma is a b**ch & it's barking the CRAP out of you right now! 😈
23) Vanishing Vinay? So, where did our dear plotter Aryan go? Looks like he got a booootieeee call from Nainiii! PERVY felt lonely in the pahaads. 😳
24) The IOTE of the evening sadly goes to Dimps. STOP telling everyone about your plan to tell Rags everything & just DO IT! Mindless Ass is the LAST person you should be telling because knowing her, she'll call bade bhaiya & start whining again..& somehow, everytime Aryan gets involved, That Chick gets a new name! 😵 Seriously Dimpie, just spit it out. Stop torturing us & yourself and tell Motor Mouth everything. The plus side is that you can even say it all realllllllllllllllllllly fast before Wally gets involved & Reggie Boy will even understand it considering you'll be speaking in his native tongue. Speaking of tongues, I wonder if one day, MM will speak so fast that he swallows his..? He should get a good life insurance policy before that happens. 🤢😆 He'll be like, "JASSIOSJAIOSUAIUAIJCKLS!!! You DLKAJSDOIASJAIJSIOJA very OIASJASJIAOJ AIJIISIAO. HSAUAA? VNIUD..GULP..GULP..BLECH.."..there goes the tongue! 😳 I'm saying this for your own good dear..@ least leave That Chick with something better than that pawn shop/vending machine/cubic zirconia necklace! 😉
25) The Emmy Award of the evening also goes to my Dimpie. Honestly, I think Apoorva has really improved as an actor over these past 2 years & most importantly, over these past 3 days! The phone call from yesterday was absolutely mind-blowing when he's telling That Chick that it's the first time that she's ever called him Armaan Suri. The pain in his voice would've been unbearable for anyone, even non-Armaan/Apoorva fans, in my opinion. 😭 And he brilliantly followed it up with today's sobbing during his conversation with his mother where he candidly admits that he won't be able to live or survive without That Chick in his life and the phone call to Rags today when he hesitantly & heart breakingly asked if "Mrs. SNOBeroi" was coming to dinner. Mannnnn, you better hope you never invite ME to dinner because the only thing on my plate is going to be YOU! 😆 😈 I say, keep it up Apoorva, something about your character's storyline (not exactly sure WHAT, just yet though) is doing wonders for showcasing your acting abilities! 👍🏼 So tonight, you win the coveted I-F Emmy. 👏 The added bonus you win tonight is..ME! 😉
26) I'm starting a new award for the show on my behalf as chairwoman..there will now be a daily NOBS (CC) award as well to whoever carried off the most stylin' ensemble. Today, it was Mona. She looked amazing. AND skinny! AND female! That pink sari's doing wonders in converting naysayers so I say this last makeover is the most successful so far. 👏
27) Reggie is irritating. I will say it until I'm blue in the face..although considering the speed @ which he speaks, he has a better chance of turning blue than I do! 😛 They're so hell-bent on making JJKN resemble Kkusum, that they should @ least do it in a beneficial way to ALL of us. Have him become mute for a while like Abhay was. WOW! That would just be the best going away present before I leave for India..hint, hint, wink, wink. 😃😉 I know most everyone would be in agreement with this idea minus brownie, but that's okay..we'll just record Anu Malik for her & play it over & over again. They sound the same anyway. 😆 (SORRIE LOVE!!! 😆) P.S.--> Hey Reggie Boy, That Chick simply saying that she'll come home & you guys could leave for dinner together was NOT. FUNNY. You didn't have to laugh stupidly before hanging up..although it did give you a new expression to your face..unless of course that psychomaniacal laughing disease has reached you as well??? 😕 Stop kissing your wife's butt in an effort to gain her love..you ain't gettin' it, brother!
28) HOW is Gulmohur the number one company in any way, shape, or form? The backing they had from PC for the IPO is gone, now that he's vanished, the chairman is our very own Dev, the head designer has been MIA for 5 months now, the secretaries have no one to actually work for, Mindless Ass is busy playing "Mrs. Mallika Armaan Suri" & then repeating that title over & over again to anyone who has ears, Puru has retired & is busy eating his Shamiana sweets with leggy wannabe models, & That Chick and Nandu are long gone. THAT IS BY FAR THE COOLEST COMPANY ON AUTO-PILOT I'VE EVER SEEN!!! My goal is to own a company like that..doesn't need anything..just a building & a name and *POOF!* NUMBER ONE! 👍🏼 👏
29) I want to know who keeps updating That Chick's old Gulmohur cabin. The picture on her desk was from the JandA non-wedding..did anyone have time to take her pic in the middle of getting dressed, getting slapped, & running away? That's a hardcore photographer, right there! 👏 Remind me to get you for my wedding. 😳
30) Sad to say, if That Chick becomes successful in her GM revenge plan, then Dimpie's in for a rudeeeeee awakening. Hers & Nandu's business prowess is what made GM & Kohinoor successful..with them @ the helm of a rival company, Gulmohur's going down for the count!!! 😲
31) Finally, this is going to be reallllly torturous for both us & Dimples. We all know that the meeting @ the restaurant on Monday is going to go ANYTHING but well only causing Dimpie more tears, Reggie more idiocy (Guaranteed Armaan tells him everyyyything & Reggie the human misfit STILL won't get the point!), & Wally more ammunition. 🤢 Hang on tight everyone, the roller coaster has now turned into a VERYYYYYYYYYY turbulent plane ride..with only a forecast of more clouds ahead! 😭 Remember the countdown..still 6.5 months to go..😕
WANTED: WEDDING SINGER LADY
DEAD OR ALIVE
(Preferably Dead)
WANTED FOR: Abusing innocent people's eardrums through no fault of their own with her earpiercing shriek which is supposedly a melancholy melody.
REWARD: My undying love & affection for the rest of your life..& chocolate. Hard to resist, I know. 😉
Good night all..no JJKN tomorrow..meaning no D.A.T...so I hope someone uploads Nach Baliye..D.A.T. is my version of Popkorn.."mera entertainment ka daily dose!" And I DOOO need my "daily dose". 😛
Vote for your Fame Jodi too..& vote for me if you want..Qazi & Rex..Frooty's too conceited sometimes. 😕
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1) IDIOT ILA: Alright, lady, WHO are you? How can you tell your son, with a STRAIGHT face, nonetheless, that marriage is a union which is for life & that he can't go on divorcing people left & right!? What gives you the right to be so sanctimonious? Let me remind you of one name: Angel. Your own devilish, scratchy-voiced, wiry-haired daughter is on husband number 908349372987289323.70 & you're giving your son a hard time about it? 😡 Get a life Irksome Ila..& stay out of your son's..all you do is help make it worse anyway! 🤢
2) DIMPS 4 DINNER: Holy Mother of G-d..okay, so I have already expressed in numerous posts today how I am absolutely smitten with my Dimples in the past few episodes. It has now come to my attention however, that things for him are getting dangerous. He's sitting there all wrapped up in my favorite package of black & grey, dimples, & vulnerability & I'm just going to have to eat him! 😳 On top of that, all of these women in his life are just treating him so poorly, I think I need to do some damage control! But seriously speaking, he looks more incredible daily & his acting has improved ten-fold from the initial days of JJKN (more on that later..). You see, if you took Karangatan (Thanks for that one, Aabsi!) & that half-lidded, partially ravenous, non-expression on his face (Droopy Dog according to CB, I believe!) every time that he looks @ Wally, & then multiplied it by 982762852783, you would get the look on my face when Dimps was on the phone tonight. Seriously, I looked like a malnourished, starving, lonely child from Somalia who hadn't eaten in about 3.5 years..heehee..bottom line, damn that man looked fine! 😆 (P.S.-->Dimpie, I won't even attach my long, gangly arms to yours everytime we're ANYWHERE so that you look like a deformed diety..I'm a woman with confidence, baby! 😉 😆)
3) MORE NECKLACES: Jeeeeeeeeeeez..I thought we finally taught Piano Man how to choose & wear the right neck adornments. Seems he thought it was a one-time-only memo. NOOO DEARRR, we mean it for ALWAYS!!! My advice to you is not to walk by electricians on the job & gather their extra wire to make a "necklace" for yourself. Number one, you could get hurt..but more important than that, it's SO not cute!!! 😕 You might, however, be able to get a good radio frequency off of that thing though! 😆 Next time, instead of spending money on a necklace for your "non-wife-just-friends-wish-she-was-your-wife " type person, go get yourself some better jewelry..although you know what..better yet..just don't wear any @ all. We're already a little wary (as is your Pinstriped Pops) of your gender preference. 😳 So who are Chintu, Bintu, Pete, or whatever to you REALLLLYYY??? 😉 And WackO, a necklace note to you: TAKE OFF THE ONE THAT MOTOR MOUTH GAVE YOU!!! Comeee onnn, mannn!!! 😭
5) One favoriteee scene of mine today was when my Dimples told Irksome Ila that he can't "live" or "ahem" with Mindless Ass because he just loves JassiCeha & "Meri zindagi to sirf Jassi hai"..AWWW..sooo sweet. I just hope that he keeps the faith that he has now that WackO Walia really does still love him despite being "married" to Piano Man. SHE DOES, HOMIE, SHE DOES! But with the introduction of the diary, I hope that he doesn't end up reading about Wally's revenge plans & then have a change of heart..because if they keep playing this cat & mouse game of "First It's My Turn To Be A Dumbbutt" & "Now It's Your Turn To Be A Dumbbutt", I am going to be veryyyy angry!!! 😡
6) WHAT is with stooooooooopid Senior SNOBeroi!? Are YOU as confused as the rest of us with Wally's multiple identity crises that you feel safest just calling her "bahu"??? I mean, I'm assuming that you do know her name by now..but you know, I think you may have the right idea though..maybe she should follow in Prince's footsteps & become "The Girl Formerly Known As Jassi" or how about just a symbol? Guys, why don't we just call her "That Chick" for now? I WOULD say, "That J Chick" but then Neha Shastri wouldn't be included. Who knows when we may have to call her something else & you know, there's just no more room in the name JassiCeha for any additions! 🤢
7) NOBS (CC) NOTE: Same note from the other day..I'm hoping if I post it enough, it might come true. Please stop making Mona have CHLIPS. Her chin & lips look like one entity what with the plywood colored matte lipstick that they make her wear! I'm sure that if she had wanted her lips to match the walls of my padded cell in I-F Sanitarium Room 1026, she would've asked for it. 😕
8) WHY are they playing that ubiquitous USM again? In case you forgot, that's the Universal Sparkle Music that the powers-that-be play for every occasion. Dimpie took a peepee? USM! Winkie filed a sexual harassment suit? USM! Wally got whacked across the face? USM! PERVMAN gets clobbered by WackO? USM! Angel divorces husband number 348? USM! Nandu blows his nose? USM! You get the picture! 😆 Today's USM was played when they show Wonder Walia in Pinstriped Pops' Merc & they showed the cow's eye view of Mumbai. HOW does that scene require such music when the LAST time the Mumbai Tourism Board promoted on the show, they had JassiCeha's voiceover of the harm that the town had brought to her? Looks like Mumbai is just like our lead protagonist..changes faces overnight. 😕
9) In the same scene, it's showed that WackO Walia sees a girl in a purple salwar waiting for the bus as she used to. Then she has a flashback of when she was near the bus stop on her last day @ GM. Number One. WHAT IS WITH THE PURPLE OVERLOAD!? The color spectrum ran out of options or something??? 🤢 Number Two. Sorry Jass, but that girl was stilll cuter than you used to be! 😆
10) G. Kaks was kinda cute today with his mastering of the English language. "Yes, no, nothing, all the best!" Lol..😆 It was a nice light moment in the recent barrage of Dimpie Depression, Reggie Repulsion, & Wally Vengeance.
11) Random question I have: Why did they show a close up of the Merc's license plate? Is that going to make ANY difference? Highly doubtful & considering that they're gyping us of the show tomorrow, it was a waste of a precious 2.63 seconds that could have been used as D.A.T.! 😉
12) With all of the old Jassi flashbacks that they were showing today, I almost missed the cute, klutzy Jassi from the days of yore. She was so awkward & innocent & non-jaded..😭 Bechari..those days are long gone..now us 3 Tree-Huggies spend our time defending all of your actions. 😕
13) And how easily has That Chick assumed the role of Sweetu..oops, sorry, I mean SweetHEART bahu! 😈 All of a sudden she has a new "Mama" & "Papaji" when she hasn't even SPOKEN to Amrit in 2.5 months!? We understand that you may have gotten confused what with the uncanny resemblance of your mother-in-law to your mother, but hey, here's a thought, why don't you pick up one of the 829372983 phones in your SNOBeroi Mansion & give Amrit from Amritsar a ring? At least let her know that she & Bebe have been replaced by her twinkie (as Aabs would say) & @ some point in time, Naseem Apa! Maybe they can just use Beauty as a placeholder for you then. 🤢
14) And when Clone of Amrit tells That Chick that she wants to meet the parents of her beautiful bahu, I tell her that I agree! WE WANNA SEE THEM TOOOOO!!! BRING ON THE WALIASSS!!! Most importantly, bring on BEBEEE!!! 😭
15) One complaint for Nandan Verma today. STOP encouraging the girl to exact revenge on my Dimps! SOMEONE, ANYONE, go & find out what happened exactly! PLEASE! I'll even welcome the return of PC if it means that he'll come home reformed, with a wife (Yes, that would be LR!), & sees the err of his ways. Of course then, I'll wake up, walk outside my room, & knock on the door of whoever is in padded room number 1027 next to me & say that it's time for my medication! 😉
16) Awww..the old flashback that That Chick had when she entered her office was so cute! I could even tolerate Mr. Manchanda @ that point! Definitely also loved when she said "Mein bhi saath chaloo?" out loud as if her Armaan Sir was right in front of her face. Out of sight does not NECESSARILY mean out of mind, my dear, & it most CERTAINLY does not mean out of heart. Try harder, try harder. But it's okay, I understand the insanity..I mean, I talk to Dimpie all the time! And I always say the same thing too.."MEIN BHI SAATH CHALOO!?" YUMMIEEE!!! 😆 😉 😈
17) Lol, so I've seen the Nandu-That Chick handshake be called so many things today..let's just give it a name. How does The Nerd Jiggie sound? 😆 It was a breath of fresh air to see Mona-Gaurav scenes after so long..thank G-d for that. I may mind That Chick's plans a little less if I know that it has the possibility to become Revenge of the Nerds..🤓..that was a good movie. 😛 But seriously, when Nandu says, "Of course, can there ever be a Jassi without Nandu?", we all have to say, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yes..unfortunately they thought so for a while..but thank G-d that SONY regained 0.1% of their intelligence & brought you back! Looks like those smart pills I sent from General Nutrition Center are working! 👏
18) Revolting Reggie is just getting on my nerves more & more day by day. WHYYYYYYYYYYY are you soooooooooo dumb!? For someone who gave his "wife" a present as "friends", you're acting awfully like Poor Purab who used to call That Chick @ work just to see how she was & whatnot. And look where he ended up!!! 🤢 And when you ask my Dimples if he wants to say anything else, I speak on his behalf when I say, yes, he does. He wants to say that you have his WIFE, his LIFE, & NONE of his good looks! 😳 He was unable to express that to you today as in his grief..or, actually, even otherwise, he has NO. CLUE. AS. TO. WHAT. YOU. WERE. SAYING. My mom wants to know why I watch JJKN twice a day lately..I had to explain to her that sadly, MamaSwati, given the recent increased amount of Motor Mouth's airtime, I need a minimum of 2 viewings to understand 0.000043% of what he's saying. 😕 Then, it takes me another 93483 minutes or so to decipher exactly what JDOIAJAOIUAWYUYWWYUSJOAJSIA means. "You would cry tooooo if it happened to youuuu!" 😭
19) And HOW have Dimps & MM become such BFF in like 5 days??? Dimples already either has his cell number & house number memorized or on speed dial, yet meanwhile, he can barely remember where his own body is located of late! I pray to G-d that there are no more girly gossip sessions, heart-to-hearts, or shopping sequences between those two. I doubt there will be now, obviously, unless Dimps goes insane & starts showing up @ the SNOBeroi Mansion with random excuses to hang out with MM..kinda like my brother's friends used to do when they thought I was cute. 😆 Just imagine it: Hi Reggie, I'm here to play..uh..is your wife home? Hi Reggie, I am your new speech therapist..uh..is your wife home? Hi Reggie, I'm your dad's new oncologist..uh..is your wife home? 😛
20) Nandu's sweeeeeeeeeeeeeetest line today was when That Chick got the phone call to start interviewing secretaries. He said, "Make sure you pick a really good secretary Jassi, just like @ Gulmohur." AWWWWWWWWWWWW..NANDANNN..we all need best friends like you! 😳 🤗
21) Speaking of secretaries, welcome home Nazneen. But here's a question..she was actually still working @ GM..even during the JandA non-wedding..so how is she suddenly looking for a job? In any case, it's better for us to see a familiar face..now if only the secretary came as a buy one get one free special with her old boss..aka Raj Sir. BTW, some inside information for you guys..I heard from a 100% reliable person that they were going to cast the actress who plays Nazneen as a random girl named Preity who asks stupid questions like, "Who is Armaan Sir?" & things like that & expect us, as an intelligent audience, to believe that Nazneen was now someone else. Luckily they changed it & reshot the scenes. Um, hello! Things like GTD & Sameer/Vicky are alright..but SUCH a major player? PLEASEEE!!! 😡 That's like us one day seeing Jayati Bhatia (Bindiya) on screen interviewing as Karishma Fashion House's new designer or Rajesh Khera (Maddy) as the freaking watchman! 🤢 Jeez people, give us some credit! Just because we let the Karan Oberoi thing go doesn't mean we're THAT forgiving. And btw, you should've left Karan Oberoi stranded in Mauritius! 😆
22) YAYYY for Dimpie telling Mindless Ass off tonight. It's kind of humorous to see a man telling his technical wife that she has no right to ask him about his personal life. 😆 I lowedddddddd it. Mollie's face looked like one of three things: 1) That she smelled that commonly shared pinstriped suit around somewhere, 2) that she saw Rag Man in front of her & was trying to crack his secret language code, or 3) that she wanted to beat Dimps over the head with her designer heel. 😛 Whatever Mollie, you deserve it. I alwaysssssss say this but karma is a b**ch & it's barking the CRAP out of you right now! 😈
23) Vanishing Vinay? So, where did our dear plotter Aryan go? Looks like he got a booootieeee call from Nainiii! PERVY felt lonely in the pahaads. 😳
24) The IOTE of the evening sadly goes to Dimps. STOP telling everyone about your plan to tell Rags everything & just DO IT! Mindless Ass is the LAST person you should be telling because knowing her, she'll call bade bhaiya & start whining again..& somehow, everytime Aryan gets involved, That Chick gets a new name! 😵 Seriously Dimpie, just spit it out. Stop torturing us & yourself and tell Motor Mouth everything. The plus side is that you can even say it all realllllllllllllllllllly fast before Wally gets involved & Reggie Boy will even understand it considering you'll be speaking in his native tongue. Speaking of tongues, I wonder if one day, MM will speak so fast that he swallows his..? He should get a good life insurance policy before that happens. 🤢😆 He'll be like, "JASSIOSJAIOSUAIUAIJCKLS!!! You DLKAJSDOIASJAIJSIOJA very OIASJASJIAOJ AIJIISIAO. HSAUAA? VNIUD..GULP..GULP..BLECH.."..there goes the tongue! 😳 I'm saying this for your own good dear..@ least leave That Chick with something better than that pawn shop/vending machine/cubic zirconia necklace! 😉
25) The Emmy Award of the evening also goes to my Dimpie. Honestly, I think Apoorva has really improved as an actor over these past 2 years & most importantly, over these past 3 days! The phone call from yesterday was absolutely mind-blowing when he's telling That Chick that it's the first time that she's ever called him Armaan Suri. The pain in his voice would've been unbearable for anyone, even non-Armaan/Apoorva fans, in my opinion. 😭 And he brilliantly followed it up with today's sobbing during his conversation with his mother where he candidly admits that he won't be able to live or survive without That Chick in his life and the phone call to Rags today when he hesitantly & heart breakingly asked if "Mrs. SNOBeroi" was coming to dinner. Mannnnn, you better hope you never invite ME to dinner because the only thing on my plate is going to be YOU! 😆 😈 I say, keep it up Apoorva, something about your character's storyline (not exactly sure WHAT, just yet though) is doing wonders for showcasing your acting abilities! 👍🏼 So tonight, you win the coveted I-F Emmy. 👏 The added bonus you win tonight is..ME! 😉
26) I'm starting a new award for the show on my behalf as chairwoman..there will now be a daily NOBS (CC) award as well to whoever carried off the most stylin' ensemble. Today, it was Mona. She looked amazing. AND skinny! AND female! That pink sari's doing wonders in converting naysayers so I say this last makeover is the most successful so far. 👏
27) Reggie is irritating. I will say it until I'm blue in the face..although considering the speed @ which he speaks, he has a better chance of turning blue than I do! 😛 They're so hell-bent on making JJKN resemble Kkusum, that they should @ least do it in a beneficial way to ALL of us. Have him become mute for a while like Abhay was. WOW! That would just be the best going away present before I leave for India..hint, hint, wink, wink. 😃😉 I know most everyone would be in agreement with this idea minus brownie, but that's okay..we'll just record Anu Malik for her & play it over & over again. They sound the same anyway. 😆 (SORRIE LOVE!!! 😆) P.S.--> Hey Reggie Boy, That Chick simply saying that she'll come home & you guys could leave for dinner together was NOT. FUNNY. You didn't have to laugh stupidly before hanging up..although it did give you a new expression to your face..unless of course that psychomaniacal laughing disease has reached you as well??? 😕 Stop kissing your wife's butt in an effort to gain her love..you ain't gettin' it, brother!
28) HOW is Gulmohur the number one company in any way, shape, or form? The backing they had from PC for the IPO is gone, now that he's vanished, the chairman is our very own Dev, the head designer has been MIA for 5 months now, the secretaries have no one to actually work for, Mindless Ass is busy playing "Mrs. Mallika Armaan Suri" & then repeating that title over & over again to anyone who has ears, Puru has retired & is busy eating his Shamiana sweets with leggy wannabe models, & That Chick and Nandu are long gone. THAT IS BY FAR THE COOLEST COMPANY ON AUTO-PILOT I'VE EVER SEEN!!! My goal is to own a company like that..doesn't need anything..just a building & a name and *POOF!* NUMBER ONE! 👍🏼 👏
29) I want to know who keeps updating That Chick's old Gulmohur cabin. The picture on her desk was from the JandA non-wedding..did anyone have time to take her pic in the middle of getting dressed, getting slapped, & running away? That's a hardcore photographer, right there! 👏 Remind me to get you for my wedding. 😳
30) Sad to say, if That Chick becomes successful in her GM revenge plan, then Dimpie's in for a rudeeeeee awakening. Hers & Nandu's business prowess is what made GM & Kohinoor successful..with them @ the helm of a rival company, Gulmohur's going down for the count!!! 😲
31) Finally, this is going to be reallllly torturous for both us & Dimples. We all know that the meeting @ the restaurant on Monday is going to go ANYTHING but well only causing Dimpie more tears, Reggie more idiocy (Guaranteed Armaan tells him everyyyything & Reggie the human misfit STILL won't get the point!), & Wally more ammunition. 🤢 Hang on tight everyone, the roller coaster has now turned into a VERYYYYYYYYYY turbulent plane ride..with only a forecast of more clouds ahead! 😭 Remember the countdown..still 6.5 months to go..😕
WANTED: WEDDING SINGER LADY
DEAD OR ALIVE
(Preferably Dead)
WANTED FOR: Abusing innocent people's eardrums through no fault of their own with her earpiercing shriek which is supposedly a melancholy melody.
REWARD: My undying love & affection for the rest of your life..& chocolate. Hard to resist, I know. 😉
Good night all..no JJKN tomorrow..meaning no D.A.T...so I hope someone uploads Nach Baliye..D.A.T. is my version of Popkorn.."mera entertainment ka daily dose!" And I DOOO need my "daily dose". 😛
Vote for your Fame Jodi too..& vote for me if you want..Qazi & Rex..Frooty's too conceited sometimes. 😕
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