500+ Things We Learned From ASR

500+ THINGS WE LEARNED FROM ASR

by Arushi_Ipkknd, TINA!, Joe4joe, Princess Akorshi Oroni, Pinky Honeybee, Farwa Ibrahim, togetherforever, balsimransobti, dalmuthya, Sansu, Jyo.Arshi.IPK, Khushi_Sarun

1. Damnit..! for frustration is so cool

2. Backup: What The!!!

3. How to use your assets, especially the eyes: staring, winking, and rolling

4. How to get your every work done by Mr. INDIA (AMAN)

5. How to always keep your partner from falling

6. How to take off aviators

7. How to say "i love u" and swear too

8. Grabbing your girl in front of the entire family without kisi ka DARR... MACHO!

9. Never complete your curses "What The.."

10. Teaching us all to never give up, no matter how hard the sitiuation gets. Reaching from rags to riches on his own, becoming the sole protector of his family.

11. We learnt that even if we don't watch hindi movies we can still hum the song to perfection (teri meri..)

12. Getting your hands dirty is quite sexy (no gutter thoughts I meant gardening ladies..)

13. To not let the past stop u, rise above it--literally (opening scene at sheesh mahal)

14. Respects holy shrine and covers his head

15. Work hard and be successful

16. He doesn't look at models walking on ramp (episode 1)

17. One day, someone might just mesmerize you when you least expect it (Mesmerized by her long hair and actions in opening dori scene)

18. How to free ur girl from a tangled mess off fairy light

19. Travel planning 101: planning to go to Nainital/Agra but never reaching it...

20. What the perfect kiss sounds like *blush*

21. Never ignore dupatta ... dupatta can make jodi

22. How to lose ur focus seeing her in red

23. How a single glance over the shoulder can smolder

24. Get yo shit together at a young age, get yoself an empire started, KNOCK EVERY ONE DOWN AND MAKE EM BOW BEFORE YOU-until a beautiful, crazy, insane girl comes and knocks you to the ground.

25. Buy a palace on the first day and never mention it again in your life.. jaise ki koi waste paper pocket se nikaal bahar pheka.. lolllzzz

26. If someone is doing something for u slap him twice n give him double the amount u were to pay while dismissing him

27. How to exit a helicopter and own it

28. How to make traditional family agree for live in girlfriend but never once misuse their trust or values

29. How to survive the day with a glass of juice n toast

30. How to fix sprains with one move, remove glass from someone's arm just with your teeth

31. Always be ready to drop your girl home at the drop of a hat..

32. How to develop arm muscles > lift and carry the love of your life as often as possible

33. Teaching us that sometimes it IS love at first sight

34. How to hold ur girl *asr's hand is always in khushi's bare waist while holding *

35. How to give punishment? (the way he punished khushi for ruining his bachelor party)

36. How to romance in rangoli

37. How to love stubble

38. Taught us to bear pain...khushi throwing tea!

39. For a fan of small cars ASR taught me to fall in love with SUVs

40. How to spend life in 3 suits

41. How not to shout or show anger when being slapped by the girl u supposedly hate (the scene where khushi is trying to hit a mosquito or fly lol)

42. The benefits of receiving laundry late...prakash gives him beads from his suit while thinking of khushi..

43. Become the head of the family from the youngest. (The Chottey who was never allowed to be one in spite of his darling elder sister)

44. How to detach a tangled earring

45. Never notice your girlfriend but always give extra notice to the girl you supposedly hate.. during teej, candle scene etc..

46. How to love your family

47. How to remove objects that get caught n ur dress...khushi's earring, dupatta, etc

48. How to cause dhak dhak's, acidity, cardiac Macarena etc

49. How to keep the pearls of a girl's choli u supposedly hate safe

50. How to find rabba ve time and make it happen with anything, even soap!

51. How to put up with pompoms

52. Being sick in worry knowing she is stuck in the guesthouse and then risking his own life to save her

53. How to smudge rangoli with romance...falling on khushi, kissing khushi while doing rangoli

54. Learn how a sari is tied by staring at a window and seeing Khushi explain to La. It will come handy later

55. When u fall in love truly .. stop hiding behind ur namesake gf's pallu and just spit it out.

56. Romance can happen anywhere, including dusty storerooms

57. The man who never explained himself, wanted to reason out to her that he didn't sent her to guesthouse deliberately. Breaking his rules for the first time

58. Sending her to stand in rain and then becoming the knight in shining armour himself

59. How to look hot while pushing a car

60. How to clip on a bluetooth

61. How to find your way in a forest without gps

62. The first thought after waking up is her since u left her in cold dark room alone or otherwise as well

63. Always love your laptop like your wife and always keep on your blue tooth like your child...

64. How to free pigeons

65. Knowing the actual person behind every plan (when NK suggested Bollywood theme party n Arnav said Khushi Kumari Gupta)

66. How to run like a mad man to save her from a building which is going to crash down

67. How to know that ur girl is fainting even from a distance

68. How to slyly touch her hand when passing aarti thali

69. Roll your sleeves up to your elbow to look not only sexy but formal also.

70. Even if somebody mentions your girlfriend think immediately about the girl you supposedly hate.

71. What the perfect landing is: falling on the girl whose DM murti u r trying to catch when she has lost her balance

72. How to say unbelievable is such a manner like praising

73. Knowing well who changed ur ring tone to bollywood cheap dance number but still saying nothing

74. Practising saying Sorry in front of mirror and hearing her story makes him teary eyes and he whispers his first ever apology. Not once but twice.

75. Boiling in anger when your supposed fiance dresses up as the girl you can't keep your eyes off.

76. How to water ur plants when ur are in a trance (when Khushi was showing la How to drape saree)

77. Getting lost in her while untangling her from lights. And say khushi ulajh gayi

78. Listens to the lessons about love attentively and thinks about khushi

79. Hurt her first and then hurt yourself more... (during the shopping scene when Khushi say 'sapnon ki duniya ein rehna hi...)

80. "Itna b acha nhi tha" for your broken fav flower vase

81. Saying it repeatedly that I hate seeing ur face but after knowing that she is going away permanently, that takes the very life out of him

82. How to help her in fever putting wet cloth on her head n helping her drink the milk

83. How to shop for a guy. Buy a vest and a dozen sweaters all in the same design, but different colors, and some fitted suits. Are you jotting this down, ladies?

84. How to identity competitors...got jealous when he saw nk

85. Not doing anything when ur shirt sleeve is been ruined by basin (when khushi tried to wipe tea from his shirt sleeve)

86. How to throw a chunni and make it land on the woman u really want

87. How to say sorry in such manner that it melts away all the anger

88. The man who didn't even hug his girlfriend voluntarily, never resisting to touch her whether its in the lieu of wiping the dust off her eyes.

89. ASR taught us to be exceptional.. like its cool to frame your picture with the most khadoos expression and put it on your bedside table.. (the photo that the children spoil during kanya-puja)

90. How to apply band-aid on her ring finger the eve of her engagement

91. How to romance in kitchen while rest of family two steps away

92. Enjoy her getting worried for him. Wanting her to admit ki farq padta hai.

93. How to be a matchmaker

94. Have the sinking feeling of losing her while learning about her engagement, hurting himself in the process

95. And yet being the only one who could read the despair in her eyes in spite of her loving family who claimed to know her.

96. Read between the lines, people are complex. Ie. Claims to hate love, but goes out of his way to get payash together.

97. How to help her come out of diyas on Diwali

98. Realising his mistakes everytime and regretting it. Knowing he does that to keep her at a distance bcoz she effects him like no one can.

99. How to save her from humiliation by dancing with her

100. How to sneak in her room n unbind her hair

101. How to give death glares to NK when he flirts with Khushi

102. Strategy counts: How to make strategies to make her realize that farq padta hai (during the preparation of his engagement)

103. Confess your love! The incomplete farq padta hai damnit kyun main tumsay---

104. How to order full truck of thalls when all u needed was few

105. How to give bindi by placing it on mirror n telling silently that u want her to wear it

106. How to use a bottle of water for maximum impact

107. Make a resolution to not see her, then sneak into her room and end up sleeping in her bed (no gutter thoughts again pileaj..)

108. How to hide two coins in a surf pack without dropping any surf and then seal it perfectly

109. Know how to fix a generator but not know to change a car tire

110. How to push pull n pin

111. How to be such a noble, professional man even while working with models (no clubbing no affairs)

112. How to send lavanya away (with decency)

113. Breakups need not be always painful and messy

114. And to end an argument: ENOUGH!

115. Go to mandir without any forcing or blackmailing (like Di) only to see her sooner..

116. How to use ur girl's words to save urself...where he repeats what khishi said during kanya pooja

117. How to run catching your angel in your arms when she had a fainting spell during Teej even though they have cut all ties. And the concern while breaking her fast unknowingly

118. Have all solutions ready on the tip of your finger (Mr. India Aman)

119. How to turn tasks into opportunities. Like parking lot task to rain hug

120. Talking about opportunity best one: caress your wife's lips on the pretext of removing a sticker

121. Asking the girl whom u supposedly hate that whether his mother would be proud of him or not even when u don't believe in her theory

122. How to celebrate New Year's

123. How to steal so many hearts even by being such a haughty man. It's a very fine line.

124. How to help in cleaning for diwali I guess

125. Have dust allergy but don't go back to your room and still stick around the hall to see her.

126. How to preserve her tear drop on your sweater even after hours..

127. How to wipe away the dust particle from her eye

128. How to be ready to die for ur di all the time

129. Taught us how hard it is to finish a 'kyunki'...

130. How to walk in shoes full of juice n not feel it

131. A laptop has many uses. Example: spotting someone approaching you from behind

132. How his eyes are always on her whenever she's near, and searching for her and missing her whenever she's not

133. How to tease his sister (the starting episodes teasing her for Shyaam)

134. Helping ur girl in tough time paying hospital bill and not telling her about it

135. How to give her silent strength and how he is with her with that silent hug scene

136. How to rile up ur partner for a challenge...tum nahi kar paogi!

137. Ready to kill her fiance seeing tears in her eyes

138. Know nothing about girl's accessories but buy perfect size bangles for her.

139. Don't talk about it, do it: goes on stage before NK has finished his sentence

140. How to use a dance for all its possibilities

141. The gap in a sari comes handy.

142. Underplay your strengths and then surprise. Ex. Acts like he doesn't dance, but moves effortlessly on stage.

143. Bend her over your arm and dip her low. Something might click. Ahem.

144. "Khushi har bat per rona zaroori hai kia" he can not see her crying n gives her hanky.

145. Wear a sweater over a shirt even in summer in Delhi's scorching heat and still stay cool

146. How to make someone resign by asking her to take measurements of some guys eewww

147. How to make ur manager lie to save ur life's biggest deal

148. How not to laugh when someone impersonates your wacky mami

149. How to laugh with your whole heart and soul

150. The only man in history to faint twice and be helped by a woman.. lolllzzz but still acknowledging it and not feeling embarrassed

151. Not be afraid of desire: The glow in his eyes when he sees her on Diwali night amidst the diyas

152. You needn't be in close proximity to romance (jaadu hai nasha hai)

153. Tying a necklace is cliche. Anklets baby!

154. ASR made us realize that our minds are full of gutter thoughts when it comes to ARSHI.. "Thoda dard hoga.." ROFLMAO

155. How to almost kiss

156. Interruptions will annoy the hell out of you

157. Just like Anjali, Aman too has a rabba ve detection antenna. Keep that in mind!

158. Taking the decision of engagement in haste, angry at himself for losing control, and then seeing her act all different wanting her to admit and doing all those things so she says Humeiin Farq Padta Hai

159. How to wake up looking perfect

160. Be honest and follow your heart: "Dammit kuch ho jaata toh," And that cupping her face in his palms. "What If I lost you?"

161. Refuses Di's haldi milk but drinks Khushi's kadha..

162. How to be handle sanka devis

163. How to touch her tummy so seductively

164. Telling the truth to La that he has no feelings for her n not being the coward n let the engagement go on. As a result, saving La's life from being destroyed.

165. How to apply mehndi

166. How to react when a perfect Rabba vey moment is destroyed by anyone

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167. On a serious note what I learned from him is how to treat this world (ye duniya hamesha sey beydard or pathar dil hai)

168. How to have band aid 24/7 in your pocket

169. How to pinch ur girl to make her believe that its not a dream

170. How to flirt with her just to make her smile

171. How to save ur girl's first holi's first rang from being applied by villiain

172. Always use your shatir dimaag but still fall into her trap (like a drunk Khushi still maneuvered ASR to drink bhang as well)

173. How to never show your kindness to anyone. Helping the little girl, saving her friends marriage, and yet staying mum

174. How to choose to save the hand of girl u "supposedly" hate while not noticing that your to be fiance is about to fell n actually fell down

175. How to have such intense eye locks

176. Having an argument with her and then coming back to realise that he left her on a deserted road and then going back to see she reached home safe.(Janamshtmi epi),

177. How to look hot while pruning

178. Having strong eyebrow game is nothing to be ashamed of.

179. How to spot an "A" from far

180. Change your shirt and vest coat into a bandgala and back again during a live performance.. (teri meri..)

181. How to call doctor

182. How to select a saree for woman u love.

183. A real man protects you: Saving her from all the prying eyes. Being her shield. (Instance covering her back by opening her hair).

184. Forget that you are the hotshot business tycooon and serve food to people you don't have an idea about only for the woman he love.

185. Never wear a watch but only do it when you want a piece of her dupatta.

186. How to win a game by startling the girl by winking at her openly

187. How to vent out ur anger by driving with no destination

188. Save the planet. Make one room in house and all family members can use it

189. Seat belts are the most important (for your partner)

190. How to get a kiss

191. How to control ur anger knowing that its ur girl who knocked down ur fav vase

192. Also when she tore his cuff while stitching her own blouse.. scene before muah-dikhai..

193. How to properly feed kheer

194. How to quickly move like a panther even with having issues with ur back

195. Never go to a gym but use AKHADA to stun your girl

196. How to eat gol gappa seductively

197. How to deal with ur wife's sleeping posture without any objection

198. How to look sexy in gobar (cow dung)

199. How to win over the in-laws

200. Ghar pe AC lagaane se pehle poore mohalle ki electricity load ke baare mein jaankaari hona bilkul zaroori hai

201. How to train mil to eat Italian food

202. Another one.. only man in history to be afraid of rats.. usually it is the other way round..

203. Being not just a great son but an equally wonderful son in law

204. Trying so hard to pretend he hates her but couldn't do so. During the first marriage, the kheer incident when she chokes on her food or the time when the necklace pricks her. Couldn't ever stop caring for her even when he believes the worst of her.

205. Be fit. Morning jogs are one option, swimming in two feet pool water cleaned last year is not.

206. Art of distraction: making her lose her focus by making her doubt that something is on her nose

207. How to look hot even when u r fully covered in sweat

208. ASR's laptop battery never drains off.. but mine has now.. kaisan karat ho Arnav bitwa, inbestigation kareka padi

209. How to handle it when someone sprays you with water

210. A husband is one who should never be able to bear even a drop of tear in wife's eyes.

211. Know exactly how and where your crazy wife might try to commit suicide and save her in right time.. did he walk into her brains or what?

212. Support her ideas of business even if they are not up to his standards (dabba service and tuition classes..)

213. How to make a simple touch magical

214. Not taking people's bs, Not even ur evil dadi's

215. Construct a house where your room magically keeps shifting from ground floor to first floor.. lol

216. How to make millions without going to office over months..

217. How to pin a torn dress

218. How to glare with smolder.

219. Never backing off

220. How to raise heartbeats just by saying Khushi Kumari Gupta (Singh Raizada)

221. Even dropping your jaw in amusement has started looking sexy.

222. How to control hello hi bye bye. I'm sure payal appreciated this lesson

223. How to carry a three-piece suit

224. How to survive during kidnap period without shower

225. Even bad handwritings are loved. wish my primary teachers knew this and never gave me bad grades for it.

226. How to smirk

227. Taught us the coolness of the coolers...

228. How to give compliments: "Pagal hai, pr cute hai"

229. How to seduce with class

230. Being perfect is overrated: nothing wrong in being human with simple, minute gestures. i.e. not looking fwd to a cousin arriving. How many of us can relate to that?

231. How to say tumhara dimag kharab ho gya hai

232. How to avoid stupid dance classes but still get the starring role

233. How to make even a "hi" feel sexy!...hi when he greets khushi during mehendi

234. How to help her get the kangan out of pool

235. Never one interested in dancing but still dance passionately with your girl.. (both teri meri dances, delhi ma bali dance, sangeet dance..)

236. She won because of him and yet he didn't displayed it. He let Khushi use the bet to ask her the question she wanted. And just look at his eyes when Khushi asks him why he bought the bangles for her. The love in his eyes for her, an OCEAN.

237. Always be ever ready to tie her dori...

238. How to shout loud enough for jp to hear

239. Nobody is to call her chamkili except Lavanya bcz it is out of love and friendship and not as an insult.

240. Make an effort: Distributing parsad just to see that she is wearing the bangles gifted by him

241. Love is unstoppable: Falling in love and wanting his own family though he's seen up close how much it hurts to see a family breaks apart

242. Proposing her in a unique way ex Bindi on mirror

243. Not be afraid to cry when you need to

244. Sometimes hearts break

245. STAY UNTIL THE VERY END OF A GADDAMN CONVERSATION AT THE TERRACE.

246. Marrying someone based on hate is never a good idea. But the ones involving love do last.

247. There is evil in the world, don't be afraid to confront it (ASR tells off Shyam)

248. Visit your girl bindass during forbidden rituals.. "Kaun rokega mujhe!" or in mandir during hate marriage to ppl nearby "Koi rokega mujhe!"

249. Have faith in yourself.

250. Nothing like a confident man. And he was ALWAYS confident.

251. Not letting anyone demean his wife (even during hate track ex mooh dihkaye)

252. How to romance in dingy bathroom

253. How to eat too spicy daal just to show that u r too haughty lol

254. How to take off a tie (with sexy angst)

255. Doing things u don't have faith in for ur love

256. Lean and toned is the new sexy

257. How to apply color on holi

258. This: agreeing his face is like that only 'Shakal hi aisi hai Di..'

259. Being angry on her like hell but still dont wait to bring her water thinking he is unwell and fainting.. shows his care

260. Even gritting your teeth is no less sexy than purring..

261. How to think of her even when u hate her

262. How to make someone who claims to hate you fall for u

263. The biggest thing even after being under the notion of being deceived, haunted by the terrace scene, breaking into pieces when he opened his heart for the first time for someone and yet in spite of 100 ways marrying her because the thought of her away from him was never an option. And yet marriage even though 6 months not degrading her dignity by telling her to get in a live in relationship.

264. How to properly lick ur fingers after a meal

265. How to show nakhras from eating food made by her but in her absence finish off the whole tiffin

266. How to looks hot even when ill

267. How to walk like a BOSS

268. How to win a water fight

269. Teaching Khushi and us about love with the most beautiful, pure and soulful confession ever. Better than any i love yous. "Jab Tum Mere Paas Hoti Ho,Tab Tumhari Dhadkoin Ke Saath Saath meri Dil Ki Dhadkein Bhi Tez Ho Jaati Hai,Hamari Dhadkein Ek Ho Jaati Hai"

270. Turned off ac bcoz she is feeling cold

271. Going to sleep watching her angelic face and waking before her to do the same. This man was an exception

272. Caring for her family as his own

273. Have Arnav-rekha but end up sleeping entangled..

274. How to admire someone's beauty so genuinely, without lust but pure, enduring love

275. How to deal with relatives and strange, new places (all he went through at Gupta house). Will come in handy also if you're planning any camping trips.

276. How to make her nose n cheek red

277. A woman who challenges you is a keeper

278. How to manage to be under her when both falling and managing to keep her from being hurt

279. A lopsided smirk can make anyone go weak in their knees. Also that lifting of eyebrows and that amused expressions.

280. He taught us make up is not required.. to glow only blushing is enough..

281. When it comes to expression, eyebrows matter just as much as eyes.

282. Not be afraid of dancing in front of family. Own it.

283. Burn your bed on your SR and still end up sleeping together on a lounger (Delhi ma bali scene..)

284. How to improvise and go with your heart when all else fails (heer ranjha skit)

285. How to be a perfect ranjha without even knowing the story

286. Words we'll never forget. "Jb jb jo kuch kiya uska koi Matlab nai jb jn jo kuch kaha uska koi Matlab nai is pyaar main sahi galat ka koi matlab nai matlab hai to itna k main tm say..."

287. How to look sexy even when u r doing a mechanic's work

288. How to use 20 models of phones in one episode kabi apple kabi ericson kabi noki

289. How to end a fight: scream GET OUT!

290. How a man's supposed to open your hair

291. Eat golgappa even if u don't like spicy food if its fed by ur wife

292. How to scare off little kids

293. Shout when in distress (Khushi comes at him with shears to get his voice back haha)

294. Love to trap her with her arm on her back n her chest colliding wid u *blush*

295. Staying in one room for 6 months n not doing a single thing

296. How to show your possessiveness all in a dance and let the snakewas burn and go to hell

297. How to break a bed without doing anything

298. Letting her do whatever she wants: make changes in your room, disturb your sleeping patterns, wear a RED shirt and yet stay quiet. Bcoz in his heart only she has the Haq.

299. How to make wife drool with just a wink or a touch

300. How to be the most loveable rajkumar sa shaitan

301. Always indulging wifey's antics and secretly enjoying them

302. Call your wife's acts silly and cheap but still join her in them (like sending her replies through children)

303. How to deal with greedy people (khushi's friend marriage)

304. How to lift the girl on ur shoulder in front of dozen of ppl (ex Mandir scenes)

305. How after one mistrust never to mistrust her EVER again

306. How to manage to make her hug u even when she has denied all ur rights

307. How to perfectly shut ur girl up with single sexy "Shut up Khushi"

308. Wanting to be proved wrong desperately for the first time in his life. The words "Khushi tum jo itni baatein karti ho,aaj itna chup kaise reh sakti ho,mujhe explain karna zaroori nahi samjha".

309. How to say sorry--only when u mean it

310. Passion is never vulgur: true passion can set screens on fire with even the slightest of touches and glances.

311. How to plan a beautiful SR

312. Go after what you want: "Mano gi tm mjhy apna pati"

313. Stay in other room by himself on his bachelors' party instead of getting wasted with akash and nk.

314. How to take three steps at a time lol

315. How husky "Shhh" can sound

316. Getting late to board a plane but still sticking around her to let her say her words

317. Love has a pull: In spite of all the logics, he came back not once not twice but thrice. And this is just my viewpoint. Remember when he turns, I am so dam sure that he would have returned back had there not been an kidnapping phase.

318. One word: telepathy

319. How to survive without toilet if u are kidnapped

320. Confess your love to her when she least expects (I luv you on phone during kidnapping and I love you dammit on terrace..)

321. Last chances matter: telling Khushi his innermost feelings everything fading into oblivion when he felt its the last time he would ever talk to her.

322. Taught me that it is very important to groom yourself--even when you're kidnapped for months.

323. Taught us how to send clues when u r kidnapped...

324. That when someone looks at a woman with a dirty intention, it's time to step in and stop the creep. bas. (kidnapper cornering Khushi scene)

325. To protect her head from getting hurt by placing his hand above it n hurting him in result (while running from goons hiding behind bushes and fallen coins scene)

326. How to make time for romance even when highly stressed (hut scene)

327. If stuck in a argument, just shrug and ask "oh really?"

328. How to try to control ur desires n showing respect for ur wife's privacy (by lowering the light of lantern in hut)

329. But..you are free to ogle at her shadow.. lolllzzz

330. How to cheer her up and make her fear vanish by bringing fireflies in pot in jungle

331. Choices define you: Handing himself over to the goons only to protect his wife, not knowing whether he would even be able to escape their clutches or not .Only safeguarding his lady love.

332. How to spin a jeep in 360 degree circle and not crash

333. Importance of cpr

334. Teaching us another most important fact of life. You dont realise the value of something until its lost. Realising his love for khushi when he thought he almost lost her.

335. How to take on a dozen street thugs and save the love of your life

336. How to be in same dirt-streaked clothes for many hrs n stay cool with it

337. Never give up: when he thought he'd lost her, he told her she couldn't leave him and their love (Khushi's fall from hill scene)

338. Inventing the complete way, adding charm to that 3 magical words by "i love you dammit"

339. He taught me to change gears in style.. remember the scenes when he used to drive off to vent out his anger.. esp after the I love you dammit scene, where the camera is focused on his hands driving and changing gears.. *hyper-ventilating*

340. How to tease her about SR

341. How to decorate your room for SR in about 5 mins (the time Khushi took to change into her outfit)

342. Before kissing wife on first time at first remove waist band (blush)...

343. How to hold his desire back n not doing anything unless she gives her consent

344. Never complete lip kiss...when u complete must occur on consummation

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345. Displaying SaadA haq all the time. Holding her close, cornering her, following her. Who cares about the world

346. Keep habit of sleeping in couch it will help you only after marriage...

347. Sleep like baby so crazy wife khushi can admire hubby ASR...

348. How to cajole your wife after a fi8 *jalebi making*

349. People change. For someone who loathed the institution of marriage and never believed in it, he turned out to be the best husband

350. How to come to ur wife instead ur family and decorate the path to stairs with rose petals

351. Not letting go of any opportunity of romance

352. How to be a sexy waiter

353. Flirting and teasing is important. Make a tv of bivi (gupta house)

354. One more during the 24 hours = Rs 24000, he looks at her from top to bottom and says 'Hmm.. toh kya kaam karwaon tumse"..

355. Schedule time for Rabba ve's

356. Have an environmental friendly home.. plant more trees (literally) inside more than the area size of the house.. lol

357. Taught us the uses of a window...to go to Khushi's bedroom

358. Try and win back wife in your own style.. no chocolates no roses no dancing or singing or praising... JUST BLACKMAILING her.. ha ha ha

359. Keep up the rights on her 'SADDA HAQ'

360. Knowing Khushi way too well. He could predict her actions and reactions so easily. She was an open book for him. Count the instances. He challenged her by that Goosebumps filled dialouge "Lagi Sharth" to the way he became landlord making khushi work for him for 24 hours. Knowing what will happen and the painful conversation when Khushi fakes having a plaster and he fake getting hurt knowing she won't be able to see him in pain ever

361. "Apni patni ko hath laganay ki ijazat mein ney kisi ko nahin di thappar marna to bht dur ki bat hai." Most Protective husband

362. If you love someone, their pain is yours: Being more hurt than Khushi when he sees slap mark on her cheek

363. How to stand with your love through thick n thin

364. Respect is earned and some do not deserve it ie Stop-sign Dadi

365. How to wish wifey good night n being apologetic n winning our hearts all over again

366. Disturb the trend of rituals and bend them to your own liking.. like keeping sangeet after haldi because you get a chance to see her again.. haldi is the last ritual before wedding and the bride and groom are not supposed to see each other after haldi..

367. How to take an insult and turn it into something in his favor (Right, Laad Governor?)

368. He taught us even dressing up is seduction (not always undressing is.. gutter thoughts again.. ufff..) the scenes when he says Khushi that he wants to take her to watch Derby...

369. Never too late to learn something new. Jalebis anyone?

370. For being a man who always shied from attachments and commitments, he always considered Khushi HIS. It's clearly visible in the innumerable ways in which he held her before marriage, and after marriage. She was his wife but he went through it all for her.

371. How to use haldi and mehndi for all their many possibilities

372. How to never judge the depth of love by things like mehndi color.

373. How to propose in front of all on his knees just to make her perfect wedding

374. The uses of towels...

375. How to look sexy with a head full of goo (disclaimer: no one else should count on this reoccurring)

376. Dancing only for the love of his life and admit the fact that "Love Can Reduce Anyone To Anything ". Who needs a Salman Khan when you have your husband do that for you?

377. Solve the problem at its root. "Sab itni si baat ka itna bada issue kyun bana rahe hai.. forget it.. tumhe chahiye na. karke khatam karte hai..." hayee I fainted at that dialogue..

378. Learnt how to sneak out from your own wedding rituals and that too along with your girl... we saw it first hand on shagun, roka, mehendi, sangeet, haldi...

379. How to apply mehndi for her on your wedding (mehndi rabbave)

380. How to romance in haldi

381. How to kiss someone's wrist with passion

382. Others are not allowed to touch her . Damn only he has the right!

383. Sharing his pain for the first time with his wife and not feeling any inferiority complex, not shying away from showing his vulnerable self rather finding solace in her arms.(Telling her abt His Maa's death and The whole history).

384. Doing things he's uncomfortable with just to see her smile (towel dance)

385. How to punish creepwa who hurt ur wife n sister

386. How to say I won't b able to survive without u to same girl whom u said once that u can't stand the very existence of

387. Lowering the parda on haldi because he needs to see love of his life in all her flowery glory and the transparent parda was hindering that

388. How to say "mat jao" in such heartbreaking manner

389. Keep your word on having all rituals backwards like SR before wedding and stick to it no mater what!

390. Sharing the most prized memories (taking her to her mother's garden)

391. Tell wife not to call you "ji"

392. Make us believe that fairytales do exists specially the beast in beauty n beast does

393. This: The man who didn't get turned on in spite of being surrounded by the hottest models dressed in skimpy clothes, falls head over heels with a woman dressed in simple attires and her crazy antics are enough for him to have his eyes filled with desire only for her.

394. How to make use of statements in ur fav nani's wish to have a grandchild

395. Standing for your wife's respect defines a man

396. Trusting her words and believing that Baat Sach Ya Jhoot Ki Nahi,Baat Vishwas Ki Hai .

397. How to spot fallen or missing jewelry--anklets, earrings, etc

398. Move on from the past and not punish someone for their parent's deeds

399. Things may not go as you plan but life might surprise you (Remarriage entrance)

400. Doing things just for someone else. Ex wearing sherwani for Anjali's and Khushi's happiness

401. All that matters is love

402. How to stand against wrong and fight for the right even if its ur dadi or nani

403. How not to change the one u love (Khushi's black dress/date scene)

404. How to make someone run into your arms and embrace u

405. How to always keep ur eyes open to see if ur girl has left anything behind accidentally

406. How to gift her her fav things even if u dont like it

407. Keep the kid in you alive (drawing mustache on Khushi)

408. How to look hot in every color

409. How to bring out the stars indoors

410. How to crash your own wedding and save the day

411. Take your bride directly to room and don't wait for silly post-wedding games

412. How to make jalebis for ur love

413. Holding each emotion in eyes that even the words would fall short of it.

414. How to pull ur wife on u on ur SR

415. MAKE IT A POINT TO BOOK YOUR HONEYMOON TRIP ALONG WITH FIXING YOUR MARRIAGE DATE. ONCEE SHAADI IS DONE ... DONT WASTE TIME ON GHAR KE MAAMLE ... GRAB YOUR BRIDE AND VANISH!

416. Give your girl a sexy red lehnga choli but minus the dupatta.. then drape it over her yourself... learnt ways to enhance romance from ASR

417. How to spot planted cameras in a plant (pun intended)

418. Find logical solutions: hide under blanket on SR

419. How to strike a deal with Sexy Stubborn Wife that she can't refuse

420. How to celebrate her bday without wishing her

421. Eat healthy: you don't need sugar to have a sweet life.

422. How to exercise sexily

423. How to hold her hand while sleeping

424. To stop even her family from slapping her

425. Standing up for your wife in front of her family. his family and the whole wide world. "KHUSHI MERI PATNI HAI"

426. A man can too plan and ask for kids, while usually its the wife always in desi soaps.

427. How he wanted his own family :'(

428. Not being afraid to admit how much you're hurt, how much you need someone

429. How to not make her move away when u r in romance n ahem ahem mood

430. When using eating jalebi as symbolism .. make sure ur wife understands what u want to convey

431. BE pissed off when your family spoils your date. You have reason too!

432. Managing ur dealings with ur manager just with Bluetooth

433. How to wink in such seductive style

434. Always ask your wife "tum theek ho?"

435. How to charge inside and demand to see the person you love.

436. If still can't get through, don't let anyone stop you. Head right for the bedroom.

437. How to hold her dupatta like a kid

438. First male character i believe to realize dates are just as important AFTER marriage as BEFORE

439. Apki dari chupti hai *holds her hand* sach mein chubti hai *kisses her cheek* ab? Makes her blush and feel more beautiful

440. How to support her even by not being by her side

441. How to appear a busy CEO while staying home and romancing wife

442. Never to believe in all superstitions and beliefs but still follow them only for her..

443. How to share a shirt with wife

444. I have learnt to write my own destiny.. lolllzzz dont laugh girls.. I am serious

445. How to manage to love ur wife and sister equally never ignoring or giving less importance to one at least trying hard

446. Not being stereotypical jealous hubby when wife does wedding skit with other man. Instead, being an adult and mature about it.

447. Dont wear Kurta-pyjama for lovely Di but do it for KKGSR (during Rakha-bandhan and karwa-chauth)

448. Not accepting ppl's words and having his own mind (Dadi and the photograph reveal scene)

449. How to make yoga hot *yoga ve* *blush blush*

450. Always keep buzzing around Lakshmi Nagar when your wife has gone to maika..

451. How to praise burnt halwa puri if made by wife n gobble it all down

452. Watching football is your fav pastime but playing basketball is your hobby

453. How to manage to sit by ur wife and try to hold her hand n on failure still keeps smiling

454. How to slap and kick out a snake

455. How to make tough choices

456. Ban Kamlesh Kabari from the vicinity of your marriage.

457. How to manofy wifey (repeat your moments, even hide in a closet)

458. Learn that the best way to speak to your wife is when she is asleep

459. A perfect transformation from beast to prince charming

460. Always support her. Never demean her from doing anything because she is a woman. Always considering her as his equal

461. Respecting her wish even if u don't want to do it (allowing sheetal n Arav to stay in home)

462. Not just accepting but also understanding what matters to Khushi (family, love, stars, even to her love for salman khan)

463. How to keep your cool when attacked by malicious rumors (Sheetal)

464. Tackling the whole world with his shaatir dimaag and reserving his heart only for his wife.

465. Taught us types of conversations: eye, silent.. but best way to have a healthy conversation with your fire-brand talkative wife is when she is asleep..

466. Making the small poolside feel so magical and vast

467. How to stand against her when she is going to do something against her heart (leaving him for sheetal)

468. The man who made his stubborn wife admit that he was her Husband. Bcoz "Bataemeezi to maine abhi shuru bhi nahi ki hai."

469. How not to b embarrassed by trivial things. (with her in restaurant both during the time when they meet for payash n when they went to purple orchid)

470. The past shapes you: he wanted a family so that he could b the father his father wasn't

471. Not afraid of wife's independence: Despite being the biggest business tycoon, still allowing his wife to carry on dabba service. Let's face it, most would have said no.

472. A weak relationship allows divides: How he didn't even let his sister create a wedge between them. Khushi became his world and everything else came after that.

473. A single glance matters: Making dhak dhaks and acidity happen to thousands of women with just a look alone

474. Real men respect women: right from when he beat the goons back and blue during Nainital to the time when he slaps his employee and warns him off for not only his wife but toward any other woman as well

475. How to try stop her fasting knowing she can't stay away from food

476. How to pass time with dancing n romancing on karvachauth

477. How to let wife stand up for herself before jumping in with cliche "save the damsel in distress" (the weird guy on the road with frog eyes scene)

478. Make her feel she is on her own and yet always look out for her

479. Taking the time to reflect is important (all those times on the green chaise lounge)

480. How to bear bollywood movie even if u hate Bollywood

481. ASR taught us seduction only just with eyes or body but with cooking as well.. remember he narrated us the recipe of making Khushi-special pakoras..

482. Being a man who stands up for his wife, sister, and family against evil time and time again

483. Romance matters dammit: a man who loved sneaking off with wife for regular doses of romance and did not apologize for that

484. Being crazy himself in being part of her crazy antics

485. How to draw the perfect moustache on someone.

486. Blindfold the wifey and surprise her...ahem.

487. How he made Anjali see she was far better without Shyam. There should be no stigma in being a divorced woman these days though this backward thinking still persists. ASR not only stood against such mentality, he proved it with his actions.

488. No one should tolerate an unfaithful, lying cheat and worship them simply bc of marriage

489. No matter how big a heart ur wife has .. never let ur wife allow ur ex or her baggage to remain in ur life

490. Never let anyone live in a glass box. SHATTER IT TO PIECES so people won't remain ignorant towards the truth.

491. Romancing right after wifey barged into his work meeting in full Japanese, doll, and cowgirl costume. Biwi comes first for ASR no doubt

492. How to never once show any vanity though he's damn hot and sexy and he knows it. Yet, never once used that or even commented on it--unlike many other male characters

493. How to transform yoga into romance

494. How to kidnap her to give her surprise

495. The loved ones in ur life should be ur strength .. not ur weakness! While khushi was his strength .. anjali was his weakness.

496. How a single rose goes a long way

497. All the types of hugs

498. To be more precise, the love hug (many to name), the comfort hug (after Anjali's miscarriage), the flirt hug (making her agree that he is her husband), the sad hug (near poolside after reaching home safe after kidnapping track), the reassurance hug (during Sheetal's accusation, him promising her that he is their with her and her only)...

499. "Mein iss event ka sposor hoon meray liye bht awkward ho jae ga tumhain kisi nay kuch keh diya to" That's how he cares her

500. He was a one woman man.

501. His character, his honesty, his attitude, his dealing with the world, his concern towards his loved ones, his pure innocent heart for his lady love

502. How to give her strength to say no (competition track mrs india wala)

503. How to give ur girl confidence with jus a look...in Mrs. India while khushi's wearing modern dress

504. How to pull her leg saying the drink she had was wine

505. The only man and husband who had no qualms, no egos, no male chaevunist attitude and im the superior thing. Bowing his head down in front of his wife, admitting that she is the God sent angel in his life.

506. Love is a journey. Iss Pyar ko kya naam doon?

507. All that matters in the end is you, your loved ones, and your Choti si duniya.

508. How to back up a girl against the wall in the most decent yet sensual, sexy manner. (cr. sukriti11196)

509. Look after her future with properties and investments and her present (Karwa Chauth scene)

ps. 500+ Things We Learned from KKGSR

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