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New Hardwaar Dictionary of IPK terminology
Extended Version in Non-alphabetical order
Arnav - noun. A man whose past haunted fangirls more than it did him.
Arnav's Past - That horrendous secret that threatened to break everything apart when revealed. Synonymous with Making mountain out of molehill or Much ado about nothing really.
Arav - In Vitro fertilization
Akash - the ever-trusty, sidekick to King Arnav. alternative meaning - shoeshine, undemanding, obsequious, servile
ATs - acronym. Appreciation Threads. A hormone drenched slippery rabbit hole, where every nose hair and bold body odor of your idol starts to feel heavenly
Babua - noun. term of endearment to address male child or adult in parts of Lucknow.
Bissters - a band of murderous amazons that protect the honor, reputation and glory of the Barun Sobti
Bashers - a gaze of skunks that pee and spray their nefarious fluids in uninvited and unexpected places.
Chamelis - a freaky band of oddballs who think they too cool for their own good but cannot stay away from the forum, even after a year!
Diwali - A festival to surround yourself with lamps, or wrap yourself in string lights and hope to God a handsome hunk shows up to your rescue before it sets you on fire or electrocutes you.
Laard Governor - Animal fat used for deep frying governors of Lucknow, pre-independence. Causes excessive facial oiliness and hirsuteness among some rare Punjabi males.
Nandakisore - calling God in vain. another name for silly, goofy NRI male characters. Another name used by 60+ women when they dream of Amitabh Bachchan.
MU - Misunderstanding that last more than 2 months. If it lasts less than two months its called "having a conversation to clear the air and ending the show"
Kidnapping - when the Kiddish goons Lallan and Rocky are caught Napping at their jobs and lose the virgin and the millionaire in one stroke
Khushi - Delirium, Happiness, Clueless, Strong-willed. Synonyms include Chewing Chanas or Bag of Tricks.
Forced Marriage - when the groom can barely suppress his unbounded glee and thank his lucky stars at bagging a beautiful catch of a girl, all the while appearing to be angry.
FF - F****** Fictions that describe AK doing it in every conceivable position and possible locations
OS - describe positions and location in shot, when you don't have the patience to read through 400 chapters before getting to the juicy details
Payal - that trusty sister every girl must have because the former looks buxom in sarees making you look infinitely thinner in comparison.
Terrace Scene - Where MUs begin their longer than 2 months stay. Or a place where furniture is trashed to supply wood to start holy pyre for wedding
Mami - that aunty who must be the source of linguistic inspiration for Kadka and Fadka OS
Poolside - an unexpected locale for budding romances, missed kisses, cock-blocks, abused first nights, dhobhi ghats, laundry lines and mosquitoes
Washte Ho Jayega - a phrase used when a virgin refuses to eat food. waste of virginity not to mention waste of food
Happy Singh - the local peeping Tom who acts all brotherly
Laxmi Nagar - a hormonally charged place in Central Delhi where Pot Bellied uncles bathe near handpumps and Jockstrapped wrestlers with very little else on exercise, in full public view.
Tayiji - a toothless octogenarian drooler of ASR
Redemption - a mythical concept in Soaps that never happens and when it does it feels constipated. alt. Time to shut down a show
November - No shave november for 11/28/45 days. no bath too
Daiyya Ho - Santa's Indian cousin during Christmas. Da Daiya Ho Ho Ho!
Soch Nayi - Doing it in a Moldy Bathroom instead of Achy Breaky Bed
Ether - A flammable, odorless, tasteless, & worthless kerosene replacement
Now, its your turn
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