Saying Hello- Ek saal baad: Tum theek ho?

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hola folks!
It's almost the end of November- the month where men (and some women) have an excuse to NOT shave, enthusiastic novel writers begin their journey into 50k novellas, Winter sets in everywhere except Australia (because they like being ornery) and Bombay (where this concept is non-existent). It's also the month when IPK died a somewhat undignified death last year.

But let's forget the illness that led to it's demise and focus on the good times.

There were Rabba Veys

There was an Arnavji

There was a Sanka Devi

Together they made a payal (anklets, not the sister) seem like a sex toy.

And there were a bunch of random (rather desperate if you ask me!) women who came together 'cos they watched the show and became good friends. They even had a name- THE CHAMELIS.

The Chamelis basically got together every day to enjoy (err...mock) the show relentlessly. Lekin us mocking mein pyaar chupa tha. We loved the show and so we made fun of it. And we had a lot of fun and made some good friends while doing so.

Some of us have stayed in touch. Some of us say hello occasionally on Twitter. Some of us have no idea what's going on with the other. I thought this would be a good time to say Hello to all my good friends here on IF and catch up. So- chameli, non-chameli, basher, drooler, tadka OS writer, res-er, non-unres-er, Sobtian (it's a state of mind- like coming home to Siyarams- no judging!), Iranian (you should be happy- your country did a good thing yesterday!), NK-fan, Talk to the hand lover, Di-baiter, Hai-re-Nandkisore-r, writer of fan fiction, hater of kostins, Dekhna hai toh dekho fan, 4Lions PR department who's reading this (yes, Gul Can!), wearer of blinding eye-shadow, and mostly just IPK FANS- HEYLOOO!



So, pop over, say hello. Tell me what've you been doing. If you graduated, did something amazing, got married, had a baby or 2, met Bhaiyya or Bhabhi, or went on the trip of a lifetime- share if you don't mind.

I'll start. I have not watched an Ismailvegamze video in ages. So, I'm obviously not in rehab anymore. I'm still very much in touch with some wonderful pals I made on the IPK forum. I didn't meet Bhaiyya. Or Bhabhi. And I watch Jodha Akbar. Because Akbar mumbles just like Bhaiyya used to. Makes me nostalgic when I can't understand a word the Hero is saying. I also moved across the world to a different continent, and took some much needed time off to smell the roses so to speak.

So, what was your year like? TUM THEEK HO? 😆

Also, there will be a few Chameli posts this week, so do check in and stay tuned. There will be plenty of funny stuff- 'cos these ladies have been holding it in for over a year! The floodgates shall be opened, so to speak! This is just an ice-breaker. Sharpen your trolling skills, ya!

Only one request- no discussion of Mr.Sobti's or Ms.Irani's other career ventures or personal lives please. No sniping at the cast and crew. Play nice. It's been a year after all.

Rabba Vey ladies!


*Viewbies Note: The comment where other shows were mentioned has been removed. Please keep in mind the rules of the forum and the use of asterisks that don't really sensor anything.*
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Posted: 11 years ago
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well we will talk abt hw this 1 yr pass away but can i just say tht in ur entire post i just love this line...Saraswatichandra of the tiny blouses fame
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hi.. 25th Nov 😳😳😳

Main aa gayi apne spoilerz ka pitara lekar!


HOLD UP.. Pitara is khali, because our dearest show has been dun wif.

Datz 2 bad 👏

So, the past year began with the one and only stage of grief in my world- distraction.
Haven't seen a single ismailvegamze, haven't read a single fanfiction, made just a single post. Also made this because SELF-PIMP, and tweeted more than Amitabh Bacchanji(Ab mujhme bhi Krishshsh hai).

Am I cured of the IPK-bug?

I dnt tink so deerz.

For starters, ^that.

I still keep louki in my bag in case I encounter some gundas on my way, still let loose a few scorpions on people I hate, still ask my sister to give me a million dollars and when she doesn't I go deti hai di ko ansoon mote mote and still find completely shaven guys with a clear diction, oil and pimple-free skin and properly cut hair highly unattractive.

Everytime I try watching other tv shows I switch it back to Star Movies, Star World, or MTv, or as I like to call them, Prometheus, One Tree Hill Sucks and Ranbir Kapoor's new movie.

Srsly guys, how someone can bear KSG's audition for the next Atif song or Kajol's eyebrow's glycerine overdose is beyond me. And WHEN DID BABY PRITHVIRAJ CHAUHAN GET A MOUSTACHE?

I have, however, started watching Bigg Boss recently. It's not half bad if you ignore Joan Rivers' daughter for most part. Some scenes are funny too.

So, that's about it. I've had an exciting year and I hope all of you did too! I do miss the forum a lot, especially my lovely forumiez chamelis. But there's honestly no IPK left to make fun of!

*butterflies fly away in the passionz of my post's end*

Edited by boyznaka - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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And then there were thirty-twelve. (Comes after eleventeen. See Hobbes for details.)
Before we knew it, the Chamelis were as thick as thieves. Ali Baba had his forty thieves, Attila the Hun had his pillagers, Genghis Khan had his marauders, and the Chamelis had (cue: drum roll) - the keyboard.
In the name of justice to IPK, we did not hesitate to cut, flick, slice, jab, smash, and slash our way through the show, its makers, Gul Mata, Daykkhna-hay-toh-daykkho (DHTD), the channel, the country, the world, and the universe.

Sparing none, be it Musala Mama or Bunty and Bubbly, we fired our salvos, the barrage of fusillade making even Gul Mata reconfigure her new show - Babool Gey - with no contract marriage option.

Wonly second marriages, runaway marriages, hidden marriages, accidental marriages, almost marriages, not-quite marriages, still-waiting marriages, and viewers-don't-care-anymore-marriages.
As we can see, the aim of IPK has been achieved.
Marriage is a girl's wonly goal and to get the title of *blush* parineeta *blush* 🤔all of these marriages are acceptable.

But the fame of Bbhuiyya and Bbhaabbhi (B&B) seems to have reached even further.
Heroes don't shave anymore and hair is not cut anywhere viewers can see. (Tsk. Tsk. We will accept hair trimmed elsewhere, but we demand visual proof.)
Additionally, they are also single-handedly responsible for keeping hair-oil factories working overtime.

But horror of horrors, B&B's show title got hijacked.
And that's not all...they cast a male lead who was preggers before his wedding, a female lead who is an expert at catching flies in her mouth and a story that will give the Lamp & Wick show indigestion.
I am sure Lamp & Wick will sue for copyright.

Actually IPK ought to sue the channel. IPK show is not for vahu-type stories. Its for a different story...you know, hut-kay; where there is only revenge-hate-marriage, Hello-Hi-Bye-Byes, and vahus trying to please everyone with their traditional perfection.🤔
IPK2 is nowhere close, I say. There is no rainbow eye-shadow and Hello-Hi-Bye-Byes; no Gelaybee makings and no chukki-peesings.

Sigh. Wonly Babool Gey and IPK2 to light up IF nowadays here.

As for moi...
I checked into rehab and it has done wonders for me. Now I am on IF wonly every other minute.
Moving across continents seemed like too much work so I moved to a different spot on the couch, changed my fried potato chips to baked and felt righteous about doing something good.
(I chose baked, people, and I cannot tell you how piously sacrificial I am feeling right now. I may be a couch potato, but by gawd, I shall be a healthy one.)
As for my achievements...hmmm...(its an ongoing one.)



(Now you see why no time to see more shows...I got places to go and er...things to do.)
Jayne


Edited by Jayne - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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res
signd

non unres lover (the original)
Edited by CravingKhana - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Haven't graduated.
Have moved continents.
Haven't had babies.
Have become an aunt...ek baar phir.
Haven't met the universal Bhaiyya and Bhabhi.
Have spent some quality time with just my Bhaiyya and Bhabhi.
Haven't stopped watching ismailvegamze (not more than once in three weeks... I swear on my mother).
Have started writing fan fiction.
Haven't understood what they mean when they say 'Get a life.'
Have made some wonderful friends on the internet who don't get it either.
Haven't stopped talking about Arnav and Khushi.
Have vaguely given up on convincing the non-believers that their lives will change if they watch IPK.

On the TV front, I have continued watching Mahadev on and off. For purely religious reasons. I swear on Mahadev's six pack abs.
I have occasionally watched the Child Bride, despite my misgivings about the new Anandi. Because Shiv is a dashing do-gooder. And Jagya is a stud-muffin whom EVERY woman who is not his sister/mother/aunt wants. Because Saanchi is a brat who recently got drunk and enacted a drunk scene that nearly rivaled Veeru's chakki-peesing scene. Because I love consummation scenes insinuated by 70's Hindi film-walein euphemisms.
I have caught a few episodes of Sasural Simar Ka, where Kajol's long lost younger sister was recently pretending to be a rich businesswoman for reasons that are too complicated to explain in one post.
I have, thanks to the thread-maker, been forced to watch the mumbling Shahenshah in action, where he asks his wife how she's pregnant if he did not impregnate her. (I think that is what he said. Nothing is confirm.)
I know that Archana plays her own granddaughter now. Or Ankita plays her own grandmother. Jo bhi. The generation in between is as gobsmacked as the audience.
I have heard that Shlok has now revealed his true colours. Which everyone except Aastha saw coming. "Never trust a man in a black ganjee."-- CravingKhana
I recently discovered that Gopi Vau has a family after all. And that her sister is imaginatively named Radha. And that one boy called Umang has been taking revenge from the Modi's on and off for a few years, and still has no other occupation. Oh! And Ahem dikra is no longer in doubt about his consummation of their marriage.
I have gotten my Mom to stop watching Ram and Priya ki dastaan after the third generation leap in five months.
I get inordinately excited when I catch Dogra or Nandkishore or Sana Khan in any other show/advertisement, like it's a personal achievement or something.
I now have all the names of the siblings, cousins, spouses of Babool Jai down pat. And thank god for small mercies, that IPK ended before Sobti began sporting a ponytail.

If anyone is willing to pay me to sit and home and watch TV and write nonsense on the internet all day, I would appreciate it very much.

So bottom line is, haan hum theek hai. IF ke wajah se nahi, uske bawajood. TFS to IF for giving me all these wonderful people. What would I do without you all? :')

Edited by Semanti - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Ris

Signed the uncontrollobly typo infested irretable one only Moi
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Max!!

Whattay post!

I have not moved on and I DO NOT need help. I'm overwhelmed with the 'NICKY' I got from my phaimily.
IPK-KAND it is 😳

I'm everywhere, IF, TWITTER & FB. And still wonders as why? 😆

Reading ffs, writing to my hearts content? (I STILL HAVE DOUBTS ON THAT POINT)chatting, erm... Watching TLC and Oggy and the cockroaches more than I used to.

Making jalebies and trying new recipes everyday.
Searching for Pom Pom-fied Anarkali's and glass bangles.


Helping 'ismailvegamze' to get more views and hits. Suggesting everyone to watch the show in Tamil and Telugu 😆
And watching ArHi without understanding a word in Telugu

Loading my lappy with everything related to Ipk.
Less phangurling on Twitter.

Phew...

And I miss everything about Ipk... And it hurts badly, even after a year. Well almost...


There's more. Shall come back later...
Edited by Sarunfanatic_Ji - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: CravingKhana

Ris

Signed the uncontrollobly typo infested irretable one only Moi


Meri billi mujhe meouw! 😛
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Posted: 11 years ago
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And its been almost an year since I posted 😃

Rabba Vey M ... & thanks for the heads up for the post.

Can't believe its been a year since IPK ended ... made some great friends & memories of an awesome time where IPKdom seemed much more interesting than real life.

Cannnot claim to be out of rehab yet when I spent a couple of months this year downloading IPK epi's (xcep the Shittall track ... I draw the line der for my OCD wit this show 😛), but hey am getting there ... swear on Di's net sarees & ASR's maaa 😆

Oh btw ...you forgot to mention all the sons of shyam, P & G news', the Arhi's & the Arshi's ... miss it all so much DAMMIT !!!




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