Originally posted by: CDlove
Dreams of a Phan-girl
By CDlau
Every fart he farts
smells like fresh roses
Every burp he burps
smells like bread pakodas
These are a few of da phan-girl dreams
every piss he takes
looks like fresh juice
all the sweat he sweats
smells like Ralph Lauren perfume
These are a few of da phan-girl dreams
all the hair he hasn't cut
looks like cotton candy
all the nails he bite and doesn't swallow
looks like sea shells in the sea 😳
These are a few of da phan-girl dreams
All the grease on his face
looks like their body lotion 😳
all the pimples on his back
looks like little black diomands
These are a few of da phan-girl dreams
looking at him makes them faint and blush
all the loose-emoshuns make them giggle and hush
They have his face on t-shirts with ripped seams
These are a few of da phan-girl dreams
Pleej friends this is my first attempt at praising the beauty of da man of the moment. his beauty deserves to be sung in ballets.
Agree wid me?
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