Originally posted by: EXPELLIARMUS
Da Apologetic OS
M bak wit ma pataka OS afta da longish break deerz👏
Be4 rdng ma OS pliss read dis
Scenario: In da backseat of da Ferrari ki sawaari frnz
Attyre: Arnow in da green dress, nd Koosie in da green dress too
No galti se mistake frnz, dis color haf da hiddenz meaningz, ya?
Arnow: Koosie wher is ma bottle of da Bore-bon?
Koosie: Arnowji dnt say dat! Ur ma Arnowji, U dnt drnk!
Arnow: Of cours I do, I m da hot tycoon nd I drnk in awl da M&B's, ya?
Koosie: Bt Y wud V haf da bottle in da back seat?
Arnow: Bcoz dats wer I lyk 2 lie, U no
Koosie: Wher r we going in dis car?
Arnow: 2 Buffalo, of cours. Wher did U thnk?
Koosie: M thnk V go 2 da Chicago, nd meet da haf-blood mayor
Arnow: U haf been rdng 2 much Harry Potty, even afta M tld u nt 2..cum here U!
Koosie: M sry Arnowji, should I apologis in frnt of every1?
Arnow: No1 needs 2 know wat V do wen V r alone , Koosie..wat do U thnk da sexting is 4?
Koosie wnt near da Arnow nd dey fiddled wid his sword
Teenage backseat SAX dun.
Nd nw M thnk sum1 need dis