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Here it is: all the classes they had together in Harvard
Arnav: kya tum meri chaddi say dosti karoge
Sheetal: " My name is SHITal.. SHITal from da epiFLOPtits"
Marketing class mein Arnav ney kiya self promotion
Finance class mein kiya adhoora family planning
Strategic Management mein discussion hua positions ka
Audit class FAIL.. so arnav ko pregnancy ka pata hi nahi chala
DAN...
How ASR Wooed Shital:
Arnav:" Shital, tu, ab toh aaja.. Locker room ke peeche, class room ke aage.. aah aja.."
Arnav: jeene ke hai char din.. aa lets make a baby dan.. jaaye jaaye, ek bar jo chaadi chali jaye.. phir tere naal na aaye
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Taking it to the third base:
Arnav: Tauliya par Tauliya, Tauliya par Tauliya ragarti rahi.. magar rug burn nahi mile mi Laad governorness
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SHITal: "mere khwabaon mein ne aaye, aake mujhe pregnant jaaye
use kaho, kabhi peeche se vaar na kare"
Arnav:
" Aise bade bade universites mein, aise chotey packets mil hi jaate hai"
SHITal: Shitall ke samne chotey ke pass sirf do raaste hote hain..Chaadi jaye ya chaadi jaye...jaisi uski marzi.
Arnav: Chotey ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai
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Shital's parting words:
SHITal: "Life ki yeh naaty kahani.. yeh Harvard Jawani"
PS: humney yeh sab kaha hai, iska matlab yeh nahi hai ki, yehi saab hua tha, its awl haff da hidden meaning ya?
PPS: If u feelz that, u haff da splrz on der lau story plzz share it wid us!
Jhanak
