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K: Hey roomie, you are back!
A: Yes, I am. How was your day?
K: Exhausting. All the girls and NK watched TV. Then I went veggie shopping. Dude, veggies are so expensive.
A: Again veggies shopping? Didn't you buy enough from the subzi mandi yesterday?
K: I did. But then in the confusion of rescuing Aarav and meeting Sheetal, the veggies got lost.
A: Anyway, sorry.
K: For?
A: Don't know. It is in the script. Every third line.
K: <giggle>
A: Ya man, now my lines make as little sense as yours.
K: Good. That is how we win over patriarchy.
A: I am totally disarmed.
K: 1000 fangirls died and went to heaven because you used the word disarmed.
A: Sorry.
K: <giggle>
A: So Roomie, this Aarav thinks you are a cutie.
K: I think he is a cutie too. BTW Sheetal is totally hot. And I think you guys look good together.
A: Hmm. She is my stalker, you know?
K: You have too many fangirls and stalkers.
A: True. So what happens if Sheetal and I rabba vey?
K: Which rabba vey?
A: The original one. How does that matter?
K: Because there is a shrill, sad female rabba vey, that is only for me... for my sad, sad days. Go for it, roomie. You know what, let us invite Sheetal and Aarav home tomorrow. You will get to spend time with Sheetal, while I play with Aarav.
A: Hmm. What about 'dayan ke baal noch loongi' promise?
K: You just said that I am a better person than you. So I will babysit Aarav, while you rabba vey with Sheetal.
A: I am sorry.
K: Stop it.
A: BTW, do you think fandom will approve if I rabba vey with Sheetal?
K: Better than you rabba veying my body double.
A: Hah! Your BD needs a hair trim.
K: Pot, kettle etc.
A: What?
K: Yeah, you need a trim.
A: Why is the fandom obsessed with my hair?
K: And my hairclips.
A: Fandom is so..
K: Ajeeb.
A: Pot, kettle, etc.
K: Hmmm.
A: I am sorry.
K: <giggle> Shut up, already. Call Aarav and his mommy now and set up the plans.
A: Your obsession with Aarav. Disturbing.
K: That is what one of the spoilers said. But how cool will it be? Like Bold and Beautiful. Both father and son fall in love with me.
A: What father? What son? What are you going on about?
K: Oops... spoiler alert.
A: You know what, I don't want to know.
K: Whatever.
A: I am sorry.
K: SHUT UP.
A: Don't be mad. Let us sleep.
K: Fine, roomie. I need to be up early tomorrow to go buy veggies.
A: SHUT UP.
K: <sulkyface>
A: I am sorry.
K: Fine.
A: Should we cuddle? Or should we sleep like asexual roomies?
K: I have a headache. I am sorry.
A: You get to say sorry too?
K: Yes, patriarchy wins sometime after all.
A: I am sorry that you have to say sorry.
K: I am sorry that it has come to this.
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