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Note: to all readers... 'the character 'IF me' is always superior to all others. You and me are not allowed to questioniya that!😆
IF Me : "kaahe, so rahe ho drooler bitiya... Wake up and Panic.. I got insider info that 'HE' is leaving...😡
FANWA me: 'HE' isnt leaving. I got outsider, insider and out of the space 'info'. Sone dhona yaar!😊
IF me (panicking): HE will leave after a few months or when the show ends. I wish his movie gets stalled...😡
FANWA me: 'yeah'... Every one will leave, once the show ends n the show isnt a 'non stop kahaani'. It wil end some day. ! Now, why r u panicking? 😲
IF me: what will happen to ARNAV n the SHOW... U fanwa dont hav comitment... I wish his movie is a flop!😡
Fanwa Me: "excuse me, did i hear u say, "ARNAV"... No, just asking. Usually you call him "a**h*l*e' , 'mo*r*n', 'monster' etc naa! ...🤢
IF me: "thats not the point. What will happen if 'HE' leaves?
The show will be doomed!
FANWA me: "replay your dialog please...😉 Arre... When did he become an indispensable part of d show? You always say, 'HE' owes his success to all others other than him n he is nt any good! So, if he leaves, thats good for your show naa?😃
IF me: "oh! Hello, i dont care abt 'HIM', bt what will happen to Arnav?"😡
Fanwa Me: ''eh? Yeh kya hui gava? Its you who always say, "HE is nothing without Arnav"! Then, why the sudden worry...? I mean 'kolaveri"?🥱
IF me: "whatever... Bt, dont dream that he will succeed.. In Bollywood. He doesnt have the BW standard!...
Fanwa Me: 'ab meine kab kaha that 'HE' is the moorthi of acting and that 'OSCAR' award idol has to be modelled aftr him? Whatever he is, he is good enough n the rest he will make up. You n me dont hav to worry abt it... 'samjhe yaa... ..chodna yaar... Tum nahi samjhogi"...😆
IF me: (scratches head) See, i'm logical, HE doesnt hav d BW standard!
Fanwa Me: 'Oye... Me too watches movies. I knw the standards of many succesful actors...'😉
IF me: but, he is commiting a blunder. He will be left no where. Dekhna!
Fanwa me: why r u panicking for that? Its his life. N even Fanwas are nt worried at all. Life doesnt start n end with a show!
IF me: "i will give u a list of unsuccessful actors. U think abt it, fangirl!
Fanwa me: "whats success in your terms? N by the way, why r u doing this much homework for 'HIM' whom u dont care?
IF me: "i'm heart broken'...💔
Fanwa me: ''head spins" "heart broken, bt, u werent fond of him.. Or ARNAV. Then bhy Heart breakwa?"
its his life, his decision."
IF ME: 'his life, his decision' my foot! His one decision can leave me 'jobless in IF'... Its my life, DM."😕
Fanwa me: 'what'?😕
IF me: 'you see the number of 'constructive criticism ' posts i hav made to destruct him? Now, if he leaves, mera n mere bhakton ka kya hoga, kaaliya...?😡
if "HE" isnt there, "whom will i bash... whom will i criticise, whom will i make fun of... whom will i tarnish... i will lose my fan base... meri zindagi ki sawaal hai"
Fanwa me/. "why ek Arnav hi hai show mein..,make criticism posts on others naa... Like Shyaam, NK...
IF ME: "nahi kar sakthi
.. Nahi kar sakthi mein, suna thum ne"
aadat nahi hai..
Fanwa me: 'kyun'?
IF ME: 'kyunki... i have made posts on 'Shyam's divine love, n how NK should marry arnav's wife'. Now, how can i criticise them? My bhakts dont approve of. We hav only one agenda. "jab bhi mann kare, Arnav ko bash kare... Jab bhi post bane, Actor ko bash kare"... Ab hum kya kare...
IF ME: i cant criticise any one other than him... woh kyaa hai naa aadat ho chuki hai... old habits, die slow... u see
Fanwa me: oh! Now i understand. So its the matter of Your "IF zindagi"... You hav evry right to panic. Panicko ji... Mein jaake 'so jaao...' 🥱
IF Me : "kaahe, so rahe ho drooler bitiya... Wake up and Panic.. I got insider info that 'HE' is leaving...😡
FANWA me: 'HE' isnt leaving. I got outsider, insider and out of the space 'info'. Sone dhona yaar!😊
IF me (panicking): HE will leave after a few months or when the show ends. I wish his movie gets stalled...😡
FANWA me: 'yeah'... Every one will leave, once the show ends n the show isnt a 'non stop kahaani'. It wil end some day. ! Now, why r u panicking? 😲
IF me: what will happen to ARNAV n the SHOW... U fanwa dont hav comitment... I wish his movie is a flop!😡
Fanwa Me: "excuse me, did i hear u say, "ARNAV"... No, just asking. Usually you call him "a**h*l*e' , 'mo*r*n', 'monster' etc naa! ...🤢
IF me: "thats not the point. What will happen if 'HE' leaves?
The show will be doomed!
FANWA me: "replay your dialog please...😉 Arre... When did he become an indispensable part of d show? You always say, 'HE' owes his success to all others other than him n he is nt any good! So, if he leaves, thats good for your show naa?😃
IF me: "oh! Hello, i dont care abt 'HIM', bt what will happen to Arnav?"😡
Fanwa Me: ''eh? Yeh kya hui gava? Its you who always say, "HE is nothing without Arnav"! Then, why the sudden worry...? I mean 'kolaveri"?🥱
IF me: "whatever... Bt, dont dream that he will succeed.. In Bollywood. He doesnt have the BW standard!...
Fanwa Me: 'ab meine kab kaha that 'HE' is the moorthi of acting and that 'OSCAR' award idol has to be modelled aftr him? Whatever he is, he is good enough n the rest he will make up. You n me dont hav to worry abt it... 'samjhe yaa... ..chodna yaar... Tum nahi samjhogi"...😆
IF me: (scratches head) See, i'm logical, HE doesnt hav d BW standard!
Fanwa Me: 'Oye... Me too watches movies. I knw the standards of many succesful actors...'😉
IF me: but, he is commiting a blunder. He will be left no where. Dekhna!
Fanwa me: why r u panicking for that? Its his life. N even Fanwas are nt worried at all. Life doesnt start n end with a show!
IF me: "i will give u a list of unsuccessful actors. U think abt it, fangirl!
Fanwa me: "whats success in your terms? N by the way, why r u doing this much homework for 'HIM' whom u dont care?
IF me: "i'm heart broken'...💔
Fanwa me: ''head spins" "heart broken, bt, u werent fond of him.. Or ARNAV. Then bhy Heart breakwa?"
its his life, his decision."
IF ME: 'his life, his decision' my foot! His one decision can leave me 'jobless in IF'... Its my life, DM."😕
Fanwa me: 'what'?😕
IF me: 'you see the number of 'constructive criticism ' posts i hav made to destruct him? Now, if he leaves, mera n mere bhakton ka kya hoga, kaaliya...?😡
if "HE" isnt there, "whom will i bash... whom will i criticise, whom will i make fun of... whom will i tarnish... i will lose my fan base... meri zindagi ki sawaal hai"
Fanwa me/. "why ek Arnav hi hai show mein..,make criticism posts on others naa... Like Shyaam, NK...
IF ME: "nahi kar sakthi
.. Nahi kar sakthi mein, suna thum ne"
aadat nahi hai..
Fanwa me: 'kyun'?
IF ME: 'kyunki... i have made posts on 'Shyam's divine love, n how NK should marry arnav's wife'. Now, how can i criticise them? My bhakts dont approve of. We hav only one agenda. "jab bhi mann kare, Arnav ko bash kare... Jab bhi post bane, Actor ko bash kare"... Ab hum kya kare...
IF ME: i cant criticise any one other than him... woh kyaa hai naa aadat ho chuki hai... old habits, die slow... u see
Fanwa me: oh! Now i understand. So its the matter of Your "IF zindagi"... You hav evry right to panic. Panicko ji... Mein jaake 'so jaao...' 🥱
Anupamaa
