Fake ForePlay(ers) maha-Essential Guide Book for off screen TRP generation
But that wouldn't fit in the title box.
But here are these pearls of wisdom. Padhna hai toh padho. 😊
1). Have no PR in place
2). Follow it up by freely admitting to having no PR in place
3). Clarify a clarification of an unclarification. End it with exactly one sentence that makes sense. My parents told me not to talk to strangers.
4). Say you are shutting down all forms of social media interaction but Facebook.
5). Follow it up by tweeting exactly 1 hour later.
6). Apologize for the unclarified reclarification with pretty pictures.
7). Stand up for a journalist of Pulitzer prize winning integrity.
8). Follow it up by watching as your own reputation goes for a toss and your fans rape you on every social media platform possible.
9). Do all this within 24 hours of the most stellar and eagerly watched episode of your show.
Bonus pointer from Maxine:
10). Recite your own motto repeatedly until you believe it.
To err is human, to clusterf**k is TRP heaven
ForePlay(ers) are the rock stars of off screen TRP generation. If the TRP meter was alive it died of multiple orgasms today from all the pleasure of coming, and the pain of coming and coming till you faint. And all this with just Foreplay. Imagine what would happen if they actually did the deed?
Mind. (and mind you, only Mind) Blown.
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