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So, Maxine usually stays away from the Maha-angst-ridden bullshitiya type epis. Real life provides enough avenues for aggravation without an extra helping of dimaag ka dahi from IPK. But Maxine (to her eternal regret) broke that rule, and watched today's clusterf**k. Only one thing to say. There is no classy way to call a woman a wh**e. And not even Lalit Mohan (apparently he can do anything!) can pull that off.

Kostins of, for, by and to the woman of the moment...Garima.

1). Why you slap adopted daughter for marrying SIL and then slap her again for aadha-marrying SIL when you wh**e, you slept with a married man? s**t, bitch, doosri aurat you!

2). Why you no act well man? Painful only it is to watch you lady. Aap roti hain, toh main bhi roti hoon. Tears of laughter only. (Learn from adopted daughter...she can make me cry when she cries and make me smile by just being).

3). Why you el stupido believe diabolical Dadi? Now I am convinced you didn't know he was married. You're that stupid.

Conphusiya gayi kostin of the day:

4). Arnav was wearing peacock color sherwani. Di was wearing peacock themed sari. Why were THEY matching yo? 😕 Also, both were butt ugly. Sherwani, Sari and Di's awful jewelry. BUTT UGLY. Bas.

5). Finally, a piece of advice for Khushi. Bhaag le Sanka! Bhaag. Run. Elope with NK. Go to Lavanya in London. Go back to Lucknow. Bhaag, Khushi Bhaag. Yeh sab paagal hain. Whole family f**ked up beyond repair.

Oooh...most important kostin.

IS HE GOING TO RES AND LEAVE HER HANGING WOT? 😆

Whatever he does, you please jawaab my sawaals. Pleeej.



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Posted: 13 years ago
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Maa bhen has happened and I hope I didnt res and leave you in mandap crying...

Because apparently i am the other aurat in your life who can make you cry when I cry and smile by just being...

Hahaha Pliss to repeat kostin one or explain in detail (5marks)

I need someone else to answer this exam for me.. substitute.. cos I broke my hand when i punched my TV 😆
Edited by MentalExotica - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Do all wh**es / s**ts come only from Gupta house 😡


rest later
Edited by Ash95 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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For all Garima related kostins, only one answer:

Arnav and Anjali:


Khushi:

Edited by joenet1234 - 13 years ago
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No answers, just more kostins ... bear with me Maxine-the-sadist, we are gonna have a "cracker" of a time here


Why for the love of all things holy was Garima the "woh Aurat" ... bhy I ask wen the Woh Aurat was supposed to have a semblance of acting abilities nay ??? Oh come on how else did she snare "Woh shaadishuda aadmi" & become a "Woh Aurat"


So Hand B*tch admits to the entire freaking phamily she lied ... now how many think one of the morons will remember to spill the beans to Arnav ji ...
Not one ??? Well look who's done their IPK homework 👏


Now Bitwa ... na na the one who rarely speaks our very own Akash Bitwa tries to ... what was that 😲 ... did the try to defend his wife's family ... grow a spine? But wait Payalia grows a spine faster than him & tells him to SHAT UP ... well well we know who has the balls in this relationship. Atta girl ... now just turn around & direct it to your pretty MIL will ya?



Now lets have our very own nominations for the Best acting abilities of today's episode

Hand B*tch
Gar *woh aurat* ima
Anjhalli the peacok & her peahen dear Shyamji

Lets not fear people, come come we need to vote NOW.




Edited by paru_rox - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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I'm an ASR phangurl so I will just RES, close my fists and drive away in my SUV.

I will leave you waiting in the mandap. You have to trust me on this.
Edited by -Aimz- - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Answers to your Kostins

Garima : I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I slept with a dimwit but, but I certainly enjoyed my youth. I kept photo for Koo-sie, so what I look like a Peacock on Heat but , I loved the Dimwit.

Arnav: Khushi , I will come back for you , believe me, but first after that Stopwa's shock, I need to get a session with Dr.Towelia Rubs, and try the New PeaCOCK dance, wait for me Dammit !!!

Hand-Wa : Now my job is done here, that guuurima can't do Tauliya Naach with my son, now she wants to do it again with me and Damad Ji, I got her!!!

Anji Baby : Now all my 1 Ton Jewelry Whaasthe Hogaya, Now I have to cry,
Oh! God Why , !!! I just needed to Catwalk in my Sadi and Jewelry,,
KHUSHI : I had it ... People, I'm going to Baagh, Baagh with Sethi brothers to Lucknow
And start my own Halwai Dukan ..

Sham-Wa :" You Go !! My Big Booty Pie!!! I am so proud of You, teach some of it to your
Weeping Willow Naati, she gives me a Twitch ".

Dress Code at the No wedding Mantap: "PEACOCK," THE MOST USELESS THING IN THE WORLD IS PEACOCK AKA RM FAMILY

PeaCOCkY feathers, PeaCOCKY jewelry, PeaCOCKY head band, MOThER of PeaCOCKY ...
F@@ of PeaCOCKY,

Don't worry RM Wasis, put on a Son of SHYam and do PeaCOCK Naach , Choteyji will come Back, and be a good Guurlls and Bouys ...
Share the Chaaddis with Guptas ,,, they fit all Size.

Please Maxine Don't Hate me , I'm on Page 1, but I got my PeaCOCKY Brain for you...






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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: madmaxine

So, Maxine usually stays away from the Maha-angst-ridden bullshitiya type epis. Real life provides enough avenues for aggravation without an extra helping of dimaag ka dahi from IPK. But Maxine (to her eternal regret) broke that rule, and watched today's clusterf**k. Only one thing to say. There is no classy way to call a woman a wh**e. And not even Lalit Mohan (apparently he can do anything!) can pull that off.


Kostins of, for, by and to the woman of the moment...Garima.

1). Why you slap adopted daughter for marrying SIL and then slap her again for aadha-marrying SIL when you wh**e, you slept with a married man? s**t, bitch, doosri aurat you!

2). Why you no act well man? Painful only it is to watch you lady. Aap roti hain, toh main bhi roti hoon. Tears of laughter only. (Learn from adopted daughter...she can make me cry when she cries and make me smile by just being).

3). Why you el stupido believe diabolical Dadi? Now I am convinced you didn't know he was married. You're that stupid.

Conphusiya gayi kostin of the day:

4). Arnav was wearing peacock color sherwani. Di was wearing peacock themed sari. Why were THEY matching yo? 😕 Also, both were butt ugly. Sherwani, Sari and Di's awful jewelry. BUTT UGLY. Bas.

5). Finally, a piece of advice for Khushi. Bhaag le Sanka! Bhaag. Run. Elope with NK. Go to Lavanya in London. Go back to Lucknow. Bhaag, Khushi Bhaag. Yeh sab paagal hain. Whole family f**ked up beyond repair.

Oooh...most important kostin.

IS HE GOING TO RES AND LEAVE HER HANGING WOT? 😆

Whatever he does, you please jawaab my sawaals. Pleeej.



Thats what I would tell Khushi Bhaag Khushi Bhaag...life has given you a second chance to rectify your mistake...now is your chance to get away from all those crazy Raizada's including ASR, if I were Khushi I would gahter up my saree and start running...I know it wont happen but we can dream about that right
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Posted: 13 years ago
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unresed cos I didnt run away! 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Updated on Pg 1 Maxine ...

I was pinched to the core of my heart with the shit flying *ahh if only days like this come again & again*

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