You burn pictures of Dadi everyday
See Sobti's pictures first thing in the morning
Your autocorrect knows the names of all the IPK characters
You think Shyam is a species of the snake family
You think Payal means constipation
You want to be pure like Arnav Bhaiyya and Khushi Bhabhi
You promise to name your kids Kushti and Dukhisoorat in exchange for speedy spoilers
You wear the same banyan for 11/28/40/45 days
You set your body clock in time for the 3 twidiots to cum online
You ask your boyfriend to rip your choli have a nip slip and ask him to give you a pearl necklace one year later
You sing Balwant Kaur instead of the national anthem
You symballize anything and everything
You ask your Di "Aap theek ho" after she pees every time
You want to make rainbow colored velvet dresses for all occasions be it weddings or parties
You make blank posts titled *Spoiler* to get 1000 lykes and 50 pages of comments
So what are your reasons?
p.s. Yeh humari list hai iska matlab yeh nahi kay yehi hoga. Its have a hidden meaning
Dis list has pinched ma heart 2 da core of ma apple and has brought a final blow of a vacuum of emoshuns
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