What Will Khushi Do For ASR??

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bhangan

@bhangan

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

Since ASR has been doing all the rasams and following all the traditions after Wikipedia-ing them just for Khushi
BhaTiya decided to look into the things Khushi will do for him in return

She will slap Di twice

She will give ASR a "TALK TO THE HAND" pose in her bra

She will give Shyamu a kiss on his cheek to show her appreciation

She will go skinny dipping by the poolside

She'll ask ASR to give her a public bath

She will wear his dirty banyan for 11/28/40/45 days

She will get kidnapped and groped by Rocky, Mannu, Lallan, & Raana

She will take his diabetes pills

She will sport a baby bump for ASR

She'll sneak around the house after haldi

She'll give him 3 kisses and 1 missed kiss

She will run after the ambulance and scream ASR's name

She'll pinch him on his crotch

PS: yeh sab maine likha hai, toh iska matlab yeh nahi hai yehi use kiya jaayega. Its having a hidden meaning.

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meera30

@meera30

Dazzler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

Res.

She will hide silver coins in his bath soap and watch as he jumps up and down in glee

She will steal his socks, keep them with her for three months and then make him wear them on Diwali day. Of course she will warn him that it may hurt

She will blackmail him into coming to stay at Laxmi Nagar by kidnapping Hari Prakash and leaving him to fend for himself

She will threaten to ruin his sister's child-birth and force him to bear her child - chee mahine ke liye

Bas.

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FairyLiquidSoap

@FairyLiquidSoap

Sparkler

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

😭😭

I have seen the light unlike 4 lions and have learnt my lesson I will never go where angels fear to tread and will never Res a post especially on the first page where the blot will stand out among the luminaries so help me Higgs Boson oops GH oops ASR oops BS oops GOD augh there got it righ phew Scouts Honor!

I am laughing so hard I am sorry I have no thinking power to formulate a suitable response my brain is on a fritz

so bhangu ji bring on the baniya and I shall woe-manfully let my olfactory nerves get a pongy whiff of a 40 day unwashed ASR baniya and hope my nostrils live to tell the hairy tale

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trpbabe

@trpbabe

Navigator

Posted: 13 years ago

Gift Arnavji a multi-colored suit (ekdum matching with hers). Colors already has their hero in a blue velvet jacket (sigh) so arnavji needs to step up and go the multi-colored way. Create a rhyme for him:"jalebi ka tukdajab dekho ukdakishmish nahi bhaatha

miss kiss hi detha

voh hai hamare arnavji"

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laddoo598

@laddoo598

Sparkler

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Posted: 13 years ago

1) She will carry him in her arms 2643782 times.

2) She will pin him to a wall, and plant noisy kisses on his right cheek, left cheek, and forehead.

3) She will gift him a Hibiscus and name it Aman.

4) She will arrange a perfect date for Aman and ASR.

5) She will make him take his laptop as his second wife and welcome her saut with open arms.

6) She will wear red lingerie and dance to the sexy remix version of "Aaja Piya Tohe Pyaar Doon" for him (This option is only applicable if SP nuns went blind, deaf, and dumb)

7) She will celebrate his birthday by shoving down sugar free jalebis down his throat and gift him a Rs.150 ka batuya bought from chandni chowk.

8) She will initiate all the Rabba Veys for the next one week.

Bas, aab ek try mein issey zyada wit nahin muster hota..😆

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ExquisiteOrchid

@ExquisiteOrchid

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

r Lets see...

Given her past record...

all that she can give is

" MORE LIES"

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nonasi

@nonasi

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

She will:

- tear up all her velvet abominations and wear barely-there cholis and sexy net saris.

- complete 'what the'...both in word and action.

- buy all the hair gel in Delhi and Boston Tea Party it.

- gift him her star father's wedding sherwani.

- threaten him "ke aaj humari shaadi hone wali hai"...and fervently pray he doesn't pull a Chandler.

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Rabba-Ve-Delena

@Rabba-Ve-Delena

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

Khushi will abstain from wearing velvet for a year... VELVET VRATH FTW!

Khushi will ride ASR's SUV real mean..both literally and symbolically!

Khushi will break ASR's bed in a different way.. via Kama Sutra methods..

Khushi will reopen her Dabba Business, sells her poms-poms to raise enough funds so ASR can have his bathroom refurbished..

Khushi will end his diabetes... whatever hybrid type he suffers from!

Khushi will pay all his therapy sessions, both s*x ones and normal therapy..

Khushi will put his bluetooth on his ear (once it was his Dad's)... and then in a heated moment, trap him against a wall and ALMOST kiss him..

Khushi will pay for his trip to London.. ACTUAL London and not Vasant Vihar wala Laandaan!

Edited by Rabba-Ve-Delena - 13 years ago