IP REDUX; Garden of Eden !!! - Page 35

Originally posted by: sunshine99

thank u Sharmi.😳

Originally posted by: namedx

Time for sehri, catch you guys in a bit!

Originally posted by: namedx

Time for sehri, catch you guys in a bit!

Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

OMG OMG OMG...

Aaj mera shak yaqeen main badal gaya...you all saw it too na...aaya na Shyam HP ko milne raat ki tareeki main...

Spoof Alert ( River of dreams - Billy Joel)

In the middle of the night

I go walking when all are asleep

From the ruins of my home

to RM to peep

I must be looking for HP

Somewhere he is lost

But the lobby is wide

its too hard to cross

Even though i know that the lobby is wide

I walk down everyday & stand behind the tree, pillar or door

I try to cross to the other side (dodging Arnav )

so that I can find HP the one I have been looking for

Now you will ask why he was there...ofcourse to repay HP in person for the favors he has been bestowing on Shyamu...ab kaise repay kere ga...main na hi boloon to acha hai...mujhe bhi SUMI dadi ki tarhan Asatya bhasha Istemal kerna acha nahin lagta😆

Breaking News:

A goat named Laxmi who had been missing for the past couple of months and was assumed to have eloped with old HP has been found...Errr rather her remains have been found. Her Kidnapper has confessed to the kidnapping and subsequent roasting of the said victim after suffering from a bout of severe indigestion after consuming her. The kidnapper whose name is said to be Rocky has actually handed himself over to the police in hopes that the state will grant him pardon for being a good civilian for reporting the crime and once his bargain plea is accepted he hopes to sue the person who gave him supari to kidnap Laxmi, Mr. Shyam Manohar Jha...Mr Rocky further told that Shyam justified his kidnapping to Rocky by citing her as major interference in his love with HP.

Let us also update you on the curious case of Mr. Akash Singh Raizada and his love for Pink. It is lately discovered that Mr. Akash Singh Raizada took it to heart when it was commented that his children will love peach and as a protest has declared that he himself is a Bacha and also adorned peach shirt the very next day...Is bachay pan ko kiya naam den??

Our correspondent Mommamia reported that every character of IPK has a past which they are hell bent on hiding. We investigated and found out that it stands true except in a few cases like Mamaji who has a past due to which he suffers in present in the form of Mami so he has chosen to hide himself and spare himself the torture, HP is working hard to make a past so as to get a bigger, meatier role next time, Laxmi who herself is past tense now as reported earlier and of course Akash who has no past, present or future for that matter.

Our other correspondent Namedx reported that Dadi is digging her own grave by standing against Bitwa...this statement spurred the thought in the post writer's mind that dadi should be concerned about her grave more rather than who her pota marries and on this statement we have received several confirmed reports that dadi's one leg seems to be hanging in the grave...

In general news we would like to increase the knowledge of our readers and a certain someone driving his SUV around Delhi to please keep an eye on road signs and follow them for your betterment. Had Mr. Arnav not been shaving to impress his wife while driving to GH he would have looked up and made a left turn and booked dadi back to where she came from...sparing himself, Khushi and us from the torture😳 (Please see the picture and the place mentioned on the left)

It has also been noticed that after we reported about Anjali's BD having a Rat job in her hair the CVs have thrown away the chewed Hair piece and preferred that the BD uses her own hair..though they are half the length of Anjali's. However we are very pleased with Cvs choice of BD for Anjali...as she atleast looks pregnant from behind...unlike Anjali di...Also it has been noticed that Anjali Di has not yet opened her Raksha Bandhan gifts she is smart in saving money and is passing them on as Shagun gifts from her end to Khushi.

Anyways on a serious note...what a roller coaster of emotions today...in 20 minutes we experienced so much...

It started with Khushi peeling the layers of Karela (Arnav) and while doing so enters dadi...Dadi is like old Arnav taunting using Auqaat and character crap.

Poor Khushi is going through it all over again...it was Arnav who used to say to her "tum jaisee larkiyon ka kiya ek jaye ga to doosra pakar len gi" and "Kitne paise chaiyen" and on dewaali "tum ne to socha hoga tumahri life bangayi...ek ameer aadmi tumhari payal apne seene se lagaye betha hai"...I am so glad buaji did not hear any of those Arnav talks...werna dadi ki umar ka lihaz kiya...Arnav ko to real main belan se peet daalti...Anyways dadi had come on mission break rishta which she successfully does by goading buaji into saying it herslef...while this drama is going on...we have Garima witnessing the scene and getting upset and ofcourse she recognized dadi...while Khushi defends Arnav and his behavior to buaji by citing the pain of losing his mother as reason for his bitterness and anger...she gets slapped by Garima who seemed furious...her slap echoed the fact that you cry and sympathize with his mothers death..what about your mothers...though she did not say anything...Doods is going to touch the whole past so I will shut up but if you notice...it was all about mother mother and mother today...and again it was re-iterated that Garima may not be the birth mother but she brought her up...so if Garima has so much rights and love imagine how much love would there be for the birth mother in Khushi's heart.

I absolutely loved how khushi has started to depend upon Arnav for her support, he is her pillar of strength...needless to say loved the hug..and more than that loved how Arnav has started to do Khushi's bidding..."tumhain chaiye na..lets do it"...otherwise..if khushi had not wanted it he would have simply left the house with her...saying aap log nahin maante to na maanain...

Anyways Mami is trying to take a mickey out of Payal and the situation when she is told of by nani...however her dialog..."today pack kal unpack na hojaye" ...hinting past reveal???

Dadi is clearly on some hidden agenda...I am still 50-50 on my theory on she being brainwashed and fed stories by Shyam...otherwise how would she know that Arnav purchased GH and its plot on Khushi's name...(yippee my speculation was correct when I said he would buy it in her name like he did sheesh mahal for Anjali)...anyways...Arnav knows his dadi inside out and in seconds understood what she is upto...he has counter attacked her first move quite nicely...so now we are heading for Shagun tomorrow..

Next we have Arnav reflecting on his past behavior with Khushi...

And the reflection he saw is not pretty...he sees a man who has blamed, humiliated and tortured an innocent girl with no fault of hers...but that very girl after facing so much hate from him...loved and cared for him unconditionally enough that she almost gave her life for him...and now even after knowing everything stands a man who is unable to protect his beloved from the torture, humiliation and hurt she faces now...he is repenting big time...

He feels that he is responsible for every bad thing happening in her life...little does he know that when the past will unfold a bigger crime of his father will surface showing how his dad is responsible for her being orphan...!!

A word of advise for Arnav...next time when you feel you saw someone in the dark please switch on the lights and check...but again i think it would have been of no use...as apna shyamu is ikcha dhaari nagin...if he can hide behind patle patle trees...RM ke pillars are quite wide in comparison😛

Now if you liked the character assassination of Shyamu, the news segment or the dukhi sukhi episode...don't forget to press 'LIKE'

Originally posted by: mommamia

Yaar 🤗 where were you since morning.. Darshan ka bhagya nahi mila.. Go to page no 35 and read Bushy's cup theory on Arnie boy 😆

Originally posted by: incandescent

Girls I have a theory on how dadi got to know that GH has been transferred on Khushi's name.

See it is highly possible that Dadi has been sent here by Shyam. Shyam has got the cameras fixed all over RM. Maybe he heard Arnav discussing it with Aman on the phone and told dadi.

Originally posted by: sunshine99

meri kharab kismat... patidev was working from home today😡...So subah se meri Redux ke chakkar ki watt lag gayee...read it... still can't get over it.😆