Things I did to get Laid (by ASR) *updatedwa - Page 4

Haha..we have too many things floating around this issue! 😃

Originally posted by: CDlove

How I wish that is true...Could be a past evoked moment- Hutwala hot scene..

Arrree beta, there will be someone to interupt them I've given up. I swear his mad family will follow him to the other end of the world. 😭

True this time wild beasts will interrupt them aha..
seriously arnav make yourself a secret room
called the naughty room where no1 will know where you or khushi are..!!
Poor arshi luck isn't on their side..
even payesh have gotten past 1st base..
The family need to leave them alone.. and let them get on with it..
Otherwise by the time they consummate they will be oldies haha..

Originally posted by: lylow

This post is a blast! Loved it...
Poor Arnav, he went through so much and still didn't get laid...
Listen here Arnav now play the sympathy card...because right now you are desperate! Infact do some research,hell even get Aman's advice tooo while you are at it...🤣

Hiru Ji.

1. Come out of the closet.
2. Find Shyam
3. Bear Hug Him and Kiss Him
4. Cup Shyams cheeks (upstairs or downstairs or both)
5. Beg for him to come back.
6. Allow him to Ogle at Kushi
7. His brilliant Di will be happy seeing Shyam Ogle Kushi thinking he is Ogling her like she Ogles her brother. All bortherly and sisterly.
8. Eat, Drink and Snort Aphrodisiacs
9. Make your family Eat, Drink and Snort Benadryl
10. Exclude Kushi from the list you dumbo.
11. Since you almost went Via Agra, don't be shy and get hold of some.

Originally posted by: coldy07

Haha..we have too many things floating around this issue! 😃

Now that you point them all, I realise, he has done a LOT! 😆

If only he didn't waste time in hugging, mission could have been accomplished! 🤣

Originally posted by: stafhtad

Hiru Ji.

What Nonsense Yaar !!

That is what you get if you categorize your roll on the floor laughing my ass off funny post as srpouted nonsense.

The loopy in me sprouts and will have to make you feel better by agreeing with you.😛😉

Talking of sprouts and choteys.

You want chotey to sprout into action, below is the list he has to follow.

1. Come out of the closet.
2. Find Shyam
3. Bear Hug Him and Kiss Him
4. Cup Shyams cheeks (upstairs or downstairs or both)
5. Beg for him to come back.
6. Allow him to Ogle at Kushi
7. Your brilliant Di will be happy seeing him Ogle Kushi thinking he is Ogling her like she Ogles you. All bortherly and sisterly.
8. Eat, Drink and Snort Aphrodisiacs
9. Make your family Eat, Drink and Snort Benadryl
10. Exclude Kushi from the list you dumbo.
11. Since you almost went Via Agra, don't be shy and get hold of some.

I give up.

He will remain a virgin.

Kushi will remain a virgin.

And like I said before. Our eyes will remain virgins as well.

🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: CDlove

That could be an easier solution, trust you to tell the easiest and most unelaborated plan Shriya 😆

A lock in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A lock in time saves nine.
The lock is mightier than the slap.
Lock is the beginning of wisdom.

And my favorite.
No lock, no sex.

Originally posted by: Firebolt

A lock in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A lock in time saves nine.
The lock is mightier than the slap.
Lock is the beginning of wisdom.

And my favorite.
No lock, no sex.