Open Letter to Mr Shyam Manohar Jha - Page 4

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Posted: 13 years ago
#31

Originally posted by: napstermonster



Please do send it to him! Thanks for thinking about it--I'd love to have Abbhas know how much he's missed!



I have sent him the link. Lets see...
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Posted: 13 years ago
#32
Napstermonster,

I want to fall at your feet.

Just tell me where to meet you, I will travel to any corner of this earth, I mean any part, the earth does not have corners!

In the meantime, let me do it virtually!!😊
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Posted: 13 years ago
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I sent it to him too. now he'll definetely know this is something he should read 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

awesome letter!! 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
#35
Hahaha, SUPERB letter! 👏
I have sent this to Abhaas' twitter ..
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣 The sentiments of many of us on this forum I can imagine!!!

But please, no more hitting on Khushi ... Garima, Buaji, grandmother, all random aunties ... heck, all random uncles too for all I care !!!! Leave Khushi alone now!!!

Suddenly Shyam's roving eye seems forgiveable!!!
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Posted: 13 years ago
#37

Originally posted by: napstermonster

Dear Shyam...

Look man... we are sorry, okay? There. I've just said it. Sorry. We love you, we miss you, we misjudged you. Shyam you were the true pioneer, the real rebel, the actual hero. You made sure we none of us ever even SUSPECTED how important a role you were playing all along. Because, Shyam, you handled the world's most irritating woman, you dealt with the most crazy, pathetic, whiny cry baby ever to have existed, and you did it with a (twtichy) smile and a lot of patience.

Its not your fault you turned evil. Mahatma Ghandhi would have been reaching for an axe right about now if Ghandi-ji was married to Pujali.
Bhar me jao non violence movement. So tum kya cheez ho?


Dude, we are sorry. Please stop making prank phone calls to Anjali and actually come back to her.

We India Forums girls have learnt our lesson, okay? Really, we have. The truth is, absence makes the heart grow fonder, and you don't know what you've lost until you've lost it. I'm gonna say it--those of us who bashed you on India-Forums-- we were idiots. We judged you, laughed at your murder attempts, yelled at you for being a pervert-wa.

Not once...not ONCE did we realize the one little detail that makes it all okay--you married Anjali, and kept that mess of a woman happy and out of ASR's (romantic) hair for a year. After that kind of burden, that heroic action, saat khoon tho maaf hai, and all you did was attempt four khoons.

Dude, I've laughed at your murder attempts, without thinking..why is he TRYING to murder Anjali? And yet, now, I get it. We have had her on our screens for a week and I'm currently planning four different murder scenes myself, and I have the option of turning off the TV. You LIVED with pujali weeping willow for three years, man.

More power to you, and more success for any future murders you may be plotting.

We all get it now. If you want to spritz Anjali with ether and then light her on fire, I'll be the first one in line to get you nice new matches. If you want a random poisonous thing to bite her on the ass, I'll rush to the pet store to get you a nice new angry stinger-wala scorpion.

Dude, you don't even have to go under the car she uses to cut her brakes anymore. Do an open call for volunteers on India Forums and you wont even have to get your hands dirty...we'll do it FOR you, I swear..

Just..please..come back. Romance that crazy, incestuous nut-job, carry her here and there. Hell, we gave you a hard time for romancing Anjali and playing water-water by the poolside. I remember we got mad at you. Sorry, man. Sorry for that, too. But now, right now...TAKE IT. Take the pool side, take the kitchen, take any location you like for yourself. Just please...come back.

At this point, if you want to creepily hit on Khushi, you can do that too. We understand. After dealing with Anjali for months and months, any normal man who is not a Raizada will want a piece of that hot young ass. I'm just impressed that you didnt hit on Bua-ji too. I would have turned to ANY female other than Anjali if I was in your place--any woman would do--Buaji, Payal, Garima, Khushi, Sarita, that hot grandmother who pulled ASR's cheeks-- I'd have hit on them ALL

But you--you showed restraint, Shyam. You chose just Khushi to hit on, and we got mad at you for being a lech. But you know what? Even that is fine too, Shyam. We give you permission, hell, if you'll stick to romancing Khushi while Arnav is at the office, and keep Anjali out of their bedroom at all other times, I'm telling you, ARNAV will give you permission to lech on his wife. He'll understand.

But just come back and deal with the mess you married. We are sorry, Shyam. So sorry.

Thank you,
Yours sincerely,
Napstermonster.



my god!!! hahahahahahahahaha thank u!!🤣
thank u for making my day!!!🤗 can i please share this on their official page and with Abhaas on twitter n FB too?
pls i so want him to see it!!!😳😆

oh god!!! i am in splits!!! i almost choked after laughing so hard!!!
🤣🤣🤣

yesterday i totally understood poor Shyam too!! poor man!! after 3 whole years of undiluted Pujali no wonder he went after pretty little none-complicated Khushi!!
it must have seen like heaven after the hell he went through!!!😆

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Posted: 13 years ago
#38

Originally posted by: napstermonster

Dear Shyam...

Look man... we are sorry, okay? There. I've just said it. Sorry. We love you, we miss you, we misjudged you. Shyam you were the true pioneer, the real rebel, the actual hero. You made sure we none of us ever even SUSPECTED how important a role you were playing all along. Because, Shyam, you handled the world's most irritating woman, you dealt with the most crazy, pathetic, whiny cry baby ever to have existed, and you did it with a (twtichy) smile and a lot of patience.

Its not your fault you turned evil. Mahatma Ghandhi would have been reaching for an axe right about now if Ghandi-ji was married to Pujali.
Bhar me jao non violence movement. So tum kya cheez ho?


Dude, we are sorry. Please stop making prank phone calls to Anjali and actually come back to her.

We India Forums girls have learnt our lesson, okay? Really, we have. The truth is, absence makes the heart grow fonder, and you don't know what you've lost until you've lost it. I'm gonna say it--those of us who bashed you on India-Forums-- we were idiots. We judged you, laughed at your murder attempts, yelled at you for being a pervert-wa.

Not once...not ONCE did we realize the one little detail that makes it all okay--you married Anjali, and kept that mess of a woman happy and out of ASR's (romantic) hair for a year. After that kind of burden, that heroic action, saat khoon tho maaf hai, and all you did was attempt four khoons.

Dude, I've laughed at your murder attempts, without thinking..why is he TRYING to murder Anjali? And yet, now, I get it. We have had her on our screens for a week and I'm currently planning four different murder scenes myself, and I have the option of turning off the TV. You LIVED with pujali weeping willow for three years, man.

More power to you, and more success for any future murders you may be plotting.

We all get it now. If you want to spritz Anjali with ether and then light her on fire, I'll be the first one in line to get you nice new matches. If you want a random poisonous thing to bite her on the ass, I'll rush to the pet store to get you a nice new angry stinger-wala scorpion.

Dude, you don't even have to go under the car she uses to cut her brakes anymore. Do an open call for volunteers on India Forums and you wont even have to get your hands dirty...we'll do it FOR you, I swear..

Just..please..come back. Romance that crazy, incestuous nut-job, carry her here and there. Hell, we gave you a hard time for romancing Anjali and playing water-water by the poolside. I remember we got mad at you. Sorry, man. Sorry for that, too. But now, right now...TAKE IT. Take the pool side, take the kitchen, take any location you like for yourself. Just please...come back.

At this point, if you want to creepily hit on Khushi, you can do that too. We understand. After dealing with Anjali for months and months, any normal man who is not a Raizada will want a piece of that hot young ass. I'm just impressed that you didnt hit on Bua-ji too. I would have turned to ANY female other than Anjali if I was in your place--any woman would do--Buaji, Payal, Garima, Khushi, Sarita, that hot grandmother who pulled ASR's cheeks-- I'd have hit on them ALL

But you--you showed restraint, Shyam. You chose just Khushi to hit on, and we got mad at you for being a lech. But you know what? Even that is fine too, Shyam. We give you permission, hell, if you'll stick to romancing Khushi while Arnav is at the office, and keep Anjali out of their bedroom at all other times, I'm telling you, ARNAV will give you permission to lech on his wife. He'll understand.

But just come back and deal with the mess you married. We are sorry, Shyam. So sorry.

Thank you,
Yours sincerely,
Napstermonster.

You wonderful, wonderful lady
I love you
I provided a platform for venting and ranting and my post was closed and here you are with such a simple solution that has been staring at us, all right in our faces
BRING BACK SHYAM!!!!
An insight that was lost amongst the rest of us mortals who were hell bent on a rampage in vehemently attacking the grossness of a sibling's behaviour
I wholeheartedly second this motion.
I will even carry out your doomed to fail dastardly deeds on your behalf
I gurantee you success
I also in my naivety had my mind closed to the undoubtable fact that you are indeed a saint , sir
You my dear sir will have garlands of flowers placed at your feet everyday if you will only agree to take on that 'precious' 'delicate' and very very sick wife of yours back into your life
All is forgiven.
To err is human
To forgive , divine
We have erred and done you great injustice
Please return and forgive us along the way
Nm...you are my hero!!
I shall garland your feet too for this indepth, sensitive foresight of yours
Looking for the pedestal
Will marble do?
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Posted: 13 years ago
#39

Originally posted by: princessunara



Sure you can repost!! Let us know if there is any response from Abbhas please, i dont do twitter!

I seriously mean it, too...,Shyam has had it ROUGH for the past 3 years.. I'm surprised he's only recently decided to kill the world's most awful wife and didnt reach for the poison bottle on his wedding night when I'm sure Anjali cried and said that Shyam's chote would not do..and she needed her own Chote be there to comfort her...

Edited by napstermonster - 13 years ago

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Posted: 13 years ago
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