NK: So Nannav, tell me, how did you two meet? Pankhon (read: Aankhon) seh pankhein (read:Aankhein) kaab mili mere bhai?
Arnav: She kind of fell into my arms like a manna from the heavens, and I caught her of course, I have a PhD in catching giri huyi aurats. But I decided to lock her up in a room, refused to believe her story, and then ripped her blouse dori for good measure. ( I still have the pearls with me, is that too stalkerish? What do you think?)
NK: What the?
Arnav: And then she said something I didn't like so I released the video footage of her falling into my arms, and made sure her life is a living hell. ( The mannat ki chabi is chilling with the pearls, I also have her blood stained hanky, ain't that cool?😎)
NK: What the?
Arnav: But alas, she ended up working for me, and I let go of her hand and let her fall from the first floor.
NK: What the?
Arnav: I also kinda made her stand in the rain for hours. (And the epic rain hug followed, not to mention, I totally drooled at the sight of her in a red sari, and then punished her for turning me on)
NK: Please stop.
Arnav: And sent her to a dilapidated house which was about to crumble any moment. (More Rabba Vey, I got a taste of my own medicine that day. Totally got woman-handled. Good memories)
NK: Why the hell is she in love with you again?
Arnav: Deal with it sucker! And I totally skipped over all the 36926302 Rabba Veys we did. Go to youtube, watch those, and you shall have your answer. (ismailvegamze ROCKS!)
NK: I will do that. But I am sure Khushi jee did a lot of romantic things for you!
Arnav: Lets see, she threw hot tea at me, pretended to stab me with a knife, kept me from having food till I fainted, then there were those mosquito coils which made me lose my voice..
NK: STOP, STOP, STOP! I don't want to hear more!😲
Arnav: Dude, our tagline is mohabbat door janey na dey, nafrat paas aney na dey! Nafrat is an integral part..I am thinking our love anthem should be "I hate you, like I love you"..Do you think Khushi will like it if I did Aamir Khan's step from that movie? I can do a mean pelvic thrust.. Wait, she likes Salman Khan, so perhaps that Dabang step? She is crazy, ain't she?😍
NK: Dude, I have had enough of this horror story. I am gonna go and eat some dairy milk.
Now albeit cheesy, but I liked Arnav's crazy idea of recreating moments from their love story to bring a smile to her face. Come on, honestly tell me, who didn't smile (or laugh, in my case) at the precap? I know a lot of people will have problem with ASR behaving like this, but come on, the guy is in love, and he wants to make his lady love smile. He has tried everything that ASR would do, bought her an expensive gift, tried to romance her with decorations and cake, got her a sari, demanded that she wear it, asked her nicely to wear it and nothing has worked so far. He also admits what is is about to do is CRAZY. So there you go, ASR's character is not being butchered, he knows what is about to do is completely outlandish and OTT, and he wouldn't do these things in a million years if it weren't for her. I am so hoping Khushi doesn't melt at the first try. Imagine how epic it would be to see:
- Arnav getting tangled in fairy lights and Khushi untangling him. "Khushi, main ulajh gaya"🤣
- Diwali recreated! 'Nuff said. "No Mr.Raizada, it didn't mean a thing to me. You have so many technical kharabis, why would I ever want to kiss you?"🤔
- Can she get off from a chopper with all that swagger, taking off her shades in style and all?
- Khushi bandaging Arnav's small booboo with a mile long piece of gauze.
- Khushi ripping Arnav's tie?
- Arnav saying "Haii Devi Maiyaaa"..😆
- Arnav making jalebis..😆
And the list goes on..
More things I LOVED:
- Payaliya, atta girl! You tell your sister to keep her pretty nose out of other people's business. The devi maiyaa syndrome needs to bid adieu.
- NK, you are the single most awesome thing to happen to this show. Please don't leave, ever.
- Come next year, Nannav-NK are being nominated for best jodi in every damn award show.
- Khushi, for once, you are holding on to your grudge. Good for you girl! He was a mean jerk and he deserves all the cold shouldering. But I am confused here, one moment you say you are not angry at him, and the next moment you harp about how you cannot forget all the nasty things he said to you. What is going on here? Hum toh conphuziya gaye.😕
W*F moments:
- AnJhali, you want your kid to be a perverted creep. Whatever floats your boat.😕
- Akash, for the love of God, stop PMSing already!🤢
All in all, a pretty decent episode today. Not one that was spectacular, but nothing yucky, thooey either.