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Ting Tong
This is your Pilot calling from flight ASR<3KKGSR.We are roaming above RM right now.
Gust of wind have changed its direction due to heavy Rabba Ves.
We've registered major & intense eye locks.which could transform into breath taking lip locks anytime.Though chances are less but we can still look up to it.The intensity is pretty harmless but we can't take risk.
We recommend you not to blush in front of your family.It could be hazardous to your image.People might think that you are 'character dheela & screw dheela'.
But if you still can't help then follow further instructions.
1)Turn off all lights arround you.
2)Hide your face behind palms.
3)Tell people its effect of extra make-up.
4)Also tell them to check their eye sights.
In case of hyperventilation,we cant help you because we ourselves are running out of oxygen masks.
In case you faint & feel lifeless,don't hope ASR will come & give you CPR & take you in his arms.Nah.
In case of drooling.That is not at all our territory.You have to manage it yourself.But we'll make sure you won't drown in your own drool cuz we have life jackets all set for you.😎
So passangers of flight ASR<3KKGSR,fasten your seatbelts.I repeat.Keep your gutter emotions in check & get ready.Because we are going to be on a roller coaster ride for some time untill the 'big twist' strikes us.
Have a pleasant journey.
Ting Tong
*A very usefull,full proof & assuring tip from a passanger of flight ASR<3KKGSR
PS-Ting Tong
If you survive this mess,then don't forget to comment.
Ting Tong.😆
This is your Pilot calling from flight ASR<3KKGSR.We are roaming above RM right now.
Gust of wind have changed its direction due to heavy Rabba Ves.
We've registered major & intense eye locks.which could transform into breath taking lip locks anytime.Though chances are less but we can still look up to it.The intensity is pretty harmless but we can't take risk.
We recommend you not to blush in front of your family.It could be hazardous to your image.People might think that you are 'character dheela & screw dheela'.
But if you still can't help then follow further instructions.
1)Turn off all lights arround you.
2)Hide your face behind palms.
3)Tell people its effect of extra make-up.
4)Also tell them to check their eye sights.
In case of hyperventilation,we cant help you because we ourselves are running out of oxygen masks.
In case you faint & feel lifeless,don't hope ASR will come & give you CPR & take you in his arms.Nah.
In case of drooling.That is not at all our territory.You have to manage it yourself.But we'll make sure you won't drown in your own drool cuz we have life jackets all set for you.😎
So passangers of flight ASR<3KKGSR,fasten your seatbelts.I repeat.Keep your gutter emotions in check & get ready.Because we are going to be on a roller coaster ride for some time untill the 'big twist' strikes us.
Have a pleasant journey.
Ting Tong
*A very usefull,full proof & assuring tip from a passanger of flight ASR<3KKGSR
Originally posted by: Crazy_1001
Just a quick tip, if you watch the show ONLINE and see a scene that could be perceived as gutter and you experience any of the symptoms described earlier, make sure you have another tab open to a FUNNY and CLEAN youtube video, or Pretend to read an article. This will save you further embarrassment. Then proceed to watch the show in Private when all possible threats have been diverted . :]
PS-Ting Tong
If you survive this mess,then don't forget to comment.
Ting Tong.😆
Jhanak
