Chameli Ka tel Club..Updt..New mail by Pres. pg 32

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Arhimaniac

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Posted: 13 years ago

#11

Originally posted by: vasiraju
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Ms Arhimaniac,

president of CKTC

Thankyou for adressing Me and supna on our Mu's recently .i am very glad to have a president like you who will solve the MU's with in secs..Unless like GUL madam who drags the MU's too long which may lead some the actors got Bored wanted to leave the show .

i am so happy to see CKTC on main Forum 😃..and i wish our CKTC may help everyone to get relax From Stress and madness that we are facing these days By never ending Kidnap Drama 👏.

Coming to recent Creativity in our CKTC club is Kushi is on Roll to apply chemel tel to Shaymu.which is not verygood to IPK followers and we should think about it seriouly as Our TRP baba is too angry on us that we are not generating right product.

But New Promo is like adding little Bit frangance in our CKTC Club which may even help Women to get rid of their Husbands 😆..

Thanking you,

vasiraju,

creative Department 😃.

Dear Ms. Vasi,

Thank you for showing confidence in my leadership qualities. We are working hard towards the goal of promoting peace and tranquility in the time of chaos.

I would like to remind you that Chameli ka Tel have various usages...one of them being pouring on the floor and making other slip or applying to one's feet to make them slip hard. I think your reference to Khushi applying to Shyam falls in the latter category so please be assured nothing wrong will come out of it and soon TRP baba will also agree to rise.

As for the new Promo I am glad our third advertisement is being used, however it was always known when that will be aired the first advert will definitely be followed by the woman around the world. Hence in any case its our victory as our product sells.

Regards,

President

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laddoo598

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Posted: 13 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: iritz

Dear Madam President,

Please find below the schedule for the Project Clean Up Mr. Arnav Singh Raizada:

CKTC - Project Clean-Up ASR

Final list of duties are as follows:

Laddoo598 - will strip him
Iritz - will soap and wash him
Redwine1 - will dry him up
Amarb - Apply Tel (Brand Promotion)
Nivedha84 - will do the check ups
Meghs - will procure clothes for him (and make him parade in front of her, so to see what fits him best)
Arhi Maniac - will groom him (apply Tel again - more brand promotion) and take him out to dinner
Supna9 - will be shooting the whole thing on camera, for further requirements / analysis if need be
bs_si - Escort him to and fro

The dessert (in this case, ASR himself) would be shared by all !

😆

Hope the above is to your satisfaction

Kind Regards,

Ms. Iritz
Scheduling Manager

PS: Madam President, please do not change my Gender... I am extremely happy and proud to be a woman !!!

Date? Time? Place?

Edited by laddoo598 - 13 years ago

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Arhimaniac

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Posted: 13 years ago

#13

Originally posted by: redwine1
Madam President,

Its a great day today ... Hurrah!!! to Women Power ...

Psst psst .. .. our latest sources have brought about some interesting news on the other "TEL LENE JAO" company "4 LIons" ... apparently our competitors ... have suddenly cleaned a lot of their dirty linen ... They have managed to solve a lot of their problems .. apparently their MONEY WINNER is back on the their sets ... oops offices full time & is doing some good work.

Another source has confirmed that one of the senior management in the RIVAL "TEL LENE JAO" company " 4 LIONS" who was disgruntled & was about to resign ... has been made to stay back .. the negotiations with the said Person have concluded & she will be staying back .. & has been promised a lot more responsibility in the day 2 day running of the business .

Also madam the latest development in rival "TEL LENE JAO" company "4 LIONS" is that they have launched a new promotion on TV today .. the promotion has a HOT guy ( yes their main money winner) & the female brand ambassador .. doing some HOT HUGS ... 😍

Just thought to bring this to your attention.

May i congratulate all on the successful public launch of our esteemed company

Advertising & Media Department

Dear Ms, Redwine,

Please keep an eagle eye on competition. Also please check if our Brand ambassadors are violating the terms of their contracts. Why do I have a feeling that our sister concern Chamko Detergent is joining hands with the competition behind our back.

Please investigate ASAP.

Regards,

President

Edited by Arhimaniac - 13 years ago

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Arhimaniac

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Posted: 13 years ago

#14

Originally posted by: Supna9
President of CKTC
Madam President
i m happy n glad to seeing ur company progress n getting its place on Main IF . I hope n wish u n all ur employees to success in urs job n company as well.
I m happy n sad same time . Happy seeing ur company speedy progress n sad bcz i m no more active employee of this company bcz of my some reason. But then too i again happy 4 u n ur employees.
Thanks
Urs ex employee
Supna9

Dear Ms. Supna,

You may not be an employee anymore on paper but you are always a welcome member here. So please always visit and enlighten us with your pearls of wisdom and do guide us when you feel we are deviating from our paths.

Your concern and words of wisdom are always appreciated.

Regards,

President

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Arhimaniac

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Posted: 13 years ago

#15

Originally posted by: iritz

Dear Madam President,

Please find below the schedule for the Project Clean Up Mr. Arnav Singh Raizada:

CKTC - Project Clean-Up ASR

Final list of duties are as follows:

Laddoo598 - will strip him
Iritz - will soap and wash him
Redwine1 - will dry him up
Amarb - Apply Tel (Brand Promotion)
Nivedha84 - will do the check ups
Meghs - will procure clothes for him (and make him parade in front of her, so to see what fits him best)
Arhi Maniac - will groom him (apply Tel again - more brand promotion) and take him out to dinner
Supna9 - will be shooting the whole thing on camera, for further requirements / analysis if need be
bs_si - Escort him to and fro

The dessert (in this case, ASR himself) would be shared by all !

😆

Hope the above is to your satisfaction

Kind Regards,

Ms. Iritz
Scheduling Manager

Dear Ms. Iritz,

Approved. Please sort the dates ASAP. I have a feeling that the competition has shook hands with our sister concern Chamko Detregent and may do the needful themselves.

Regards,

President

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Arhimaniac

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Posted: 13 years ago

#16

Originally posted by: Rupunzale
Dear Madam President,

Congratulations on successfully launching this great product. I am honored to be a part of this great idea.

Yours sincerely

Rupunzale

Training Manager

Dear Ms. Rupunzale,

Congratulations to you too as you are a valuable employee who made this happen.

Lets work harder to make it to the top.

Regards,

President

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meghavn

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Posted: 13 years ago

#17

Dear President,

Its very happy to see that our move to the new premises has been smooth & been with gr8 pomp & joy... Congratulations to each & everyone of us.😊

All thanks to u President for this new premises along with added inputs from fellow colleagues...

Looking forward to having great time with the company wishing all of us ALL THE BEST for all our endeavors.

Best Regards,
Megs
Procurement Manager.

CC : ALL depts.

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iritz

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Posted: 13 years ago

#18

Originally posted by: laddoo598

Date? Time? Place?

Dear Ms. Planning Manager,

We have finally been able to get hold of our Brand Ambassador Mr. Arnav Singh Raizada, and he has agreed to oblige us with his gracious presence every week Monday to Friday from 8:00 PM to 8:30 PM IST on Star Plus. Sometimes, he may also be available between 7:00 - 8:00 PM IST on a Saturday, but that's once in a few months.

You can plan away your Rabba Vey moments along with Mr. ASR as per your desires.

Kind Regards,

Iritz
Scheduling Manager

Edited by iritz - 13 years ago

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shreya_l

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Posted: 13 years ago

#19

Bush Congrats on founding a club with Sree that too on Main Forum!

This is for Your company

Tel hai chameli ka, laye jeevan mein bahaar!

Isko laga kar karen apne pyar ka izhaar!

Mehkega tan, man aur bhar jayega ghar sansaar! (Shishu special)🤣

I mentioned it in original thread on pg 67!

May your company reach new heights with this endeavor!

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iritz

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Posted: 13 years ago

#20

Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

Dear Ms. Iritz,

Approved. Please sort the dates ASAP. I have a feeling that the competition has shook hands with our sister concern Chamko Detregent and may do the needful themselves.

Regards,

President

Dear Madam President,

Do not worry, the Scheduling department has booked all dates with our brand ambassador Mr. ASR. I have personally made sure that Mr. Raizada is available to us, every week Monday-Friday from 8:00 PM - 8:30 PM IST, on Star Plus.

As far as Chamko Detergent is concerned, they were quite keen on getting their hands on the vest of Mr. ASR, so kindly advice, if we can send just the "vest" to them for their promotions. Mrs. Payal Singh Raizada will be happy to oblige.

Regards,

Scheduling Manager