But, lets not lose our hearts! Big C will not happen but the hug happened, and boy did it happen exactly how I imagined it or what.
THE HUG, seriously, THE HUG:
Hot Kidnapper Who Loses All Hotness When He Opens His Mouth: Wanna chiggy wiggy with me baby?
Khushi: Don't touch me!
Arnav: Don't you dare touch her!! How dare you try to do what even I haven't done even though I have known her for a year now?
*Thrash, Whack, Dhishoom-Dhishoom*
Me: Wow, this guy is supposed to be a diabetic who hasn't been eating or taking his meds properly for the last week, and now he is hulk! Such is power of LOWE! *Laddoo drools and drowns in her own drool*
Arnav: Tum Theek Ho? (Laddoo dies, that voice, GAWD that voice!)
Khushi: No I am not okay! I need a fill of your hotness!
And the hug happens!🥳
Here is laddoo's manual for the perfect hug:
- Girls hand around boy's neck, and boys around her waist and upper back. Not the other way around, the later screams "Bhaiyaa mere rakhi kay bandhan ko nibhana". Bless Arshad Khan, Barun, & Sanaya for getting it right! Theirs screamed "Zara zara touch me, touch me, touch me, zara zara hold me, hold me, hold me"
- Clutch each other as tightly as possible, not even air should have space to flow between the two people engaging in the hug. Again Bingo!
- Hug should last more than 1 minute. Check again!
- Good music is a must. They played Rabba Vey, its holy stuff, no complains!
- Expressions should portray the bliss you are supposedly experiencing. Right on target again! Khushi's face reflected the pure joy and relief she was feeling. And Arnav, it looked like he attainted freaking nirvana! Brilliant!😃
A treat for the gutter minds:
Obviously, I was over the moon and grinning like a crazed lunatic throughout, overjoyed that there were no annoying BDs, and that the hug was everything I had imagined it to be and more!
But no, the CVs were in a particularly good mood today! Who knew they would provide me with plenty more fodder for my gutter mind?
Ugly gundas: Where did they go?? We must find them. It won't be hard to find them, they are so hot together, everything around them has probably caught fire.
Arnav: Oooh, there are a bunch of crazed thugs running after us, but what the heck, junior down there is in form today, so let us Rabba Vey!
Khushi: Yes please! My, my, are those lips as soft as they look? What would it feel like to kiss that neck? I can't stop staring at your lips and neck bey!
The drooling me:Holy mother of all things good! Their noses are touching, lips are only millimeters apart. Someone make SP nuns look away, they just need to move a bit and we could have a kiss!
The logical me: Seriously? W*F is wrong with you two? You have gundas with guns roaming only a few feet away and now you decide to get cozy? Now your hormones are acting up? When you had the privacy of a bedroom, you decided to sleep separately. When you had the liberty of sharing a bed, you decided to behave like siblings sharing a bed, but now you can't keep your hands off each other..Ajeeb!
The Twig Romance:
Awww it was so very cute! But no way in hell those twigs were sharp enough to puncture skin. But still, awww! *dies of too much exposure to the perfect blend of passion and cuteness*
All in all, today's episode was every phanki's dream come true! What an episode! What chemistry! These two are combustible, 'enuff said!
P.S I had tweaked around with "tadap tadap kay" a bit to describe Shyamu's state of mind had the consummation happened..Alas, woh toh nahin hua, but still, here goes:
"Tadap, tadap kay iss dil sey aag nikalti rahin, mujhko saza di lust mein, aisa kya goona kiya, ki loot gaya, haan loot gaya, Khushi jee ka hymen saleh sahab ki mohabbat mein.."
One day, he will sing this! Jalebi ki kasam!😛