Hello dearies,
Here's me again to chew your brains with my take on today's episode… Enjoy…
Scene: 1
Dhan ta nan… Ta na na na
Mamiji: Oo dekho Arnav bitwa ke piche 4 admi baseball cap and identical suit mein... Oohi problem hoga...
Khushi: Dekha mamiji... humne bola tha naa dal mein kuch blackwa hain...
Mamiji: Arre yeh to saare ke saare black suit mein hain, to poori dal hi blackwa hui naa…
Kidnapper says something to Arnav and he follows them with the kidnappers flanking him like five black dots on a dice…
Khushi: Lo bolo… Hum itni baar itne pyaar se bulate hain, aur humko koi bhau nehin milta… aur in logon ke piche chale Mary ka little lamb banke… Ghar ki murgi daal barabar… Inse training lena padega… Arnav ji ko patane ke 1 full proof tarika…
Avni (Chewing popcorn): Haila, kya bola hoga in logone yaar?
Me (Chewing popcorn): Bola hoga ke Apple ka share hain, 2 ka 5 aur 3 ka 6, Di ke future baby ke liye kharid lo… Aur yeh chal diye honge… Di ke liye saala kuch bhi karega… Lekin yaar, phir bhi ek grown man ko bahar nikalne ke baad bhi kidnap kaise kiya hoga yaar? Airport ke bahar bhi to police rehti hain kafi dur tak…
Avni: Woh chod, lekin jaise woh log chal rahe the, kisiko shaq kaise nehin hua yaar…
Constructive Critics: Oye Tia aur Avni, tum log phir se dimaag laga rahe ho? Post close kar doon kya?
Me: $^$#%&#&#^%&&&&*&&&
Avni: $^$#%&#&#^%&&&&*&&&
Scene: 2
Tadao dao dao dao, tadao dao dao dao…
Khushi runs to get tape, guard comes to check… Intense scene….
Me: Avni, chloroform ka effect kitni der rehta hain yaar?
Avni (researching on her ipad): Based on my research, depending on the dosage, anywhere between 6-12 hours… Sometimes longer…
Me: Humm… to yeh guard kaise uth gaya?
Khushi turns to mamiji: Mamiji, yeh kaise ho gaya?
Mamiji: Arre phatti saree, saste mein kharidi thi… Thoda paani waani milay di hogi… Ab jyada argue mat karo aur khisko iha se…
They run without climbing the gate…
Me: Haila, ab to gate climb karne ki bhi jaroorat nehin… Alternate escape route mil gaya hain kya?
Scene: 3
Ek Daav Dhobi Pachad…
Mamiji questening Dhobi… Khushi comes…
Khushi: Kya mamiji… Dhobi kyun kidnap karega Arnav ji ko…
Mamiji: Ransom nehin maangi, to motive kya hain? Revenge… Dhobi le raha hain revenge…
Khushi: Lekin Arnavji ne Dhobi ka kya bigada hain?
Mamiji: Arre Dhobi complaint kar raha tha ki aaj kal Arnav bitwa ke toweliya ma ajeeb ajeeb se daag dikhte hain jisko dhone mein usko bahut taklif howat hain… Aur yeh jabse Arnav bitwa ki shaadi hui tab se shuru hua hain… ussi ka badla lebe ke khatir kidnapiya kiya hoga…
Khushi: Lo bolo… Woh to humme bhi dikhe the Gupta jhopra mein, to humne unhe kidnap kar liya tha kya?
Khushi spots Shyam…
Mamiji continues loud monologue on kidnapping and ransom…
Me: Iss ghar mein sab behre hain kya? Koi itni zor zor se baatein karte hain, kisiko sunai kaise nehin deta?
Khushi suspects Shyam…
She checks Shyam's cell and finds out that he took out Rs. 500,000…
Me: Agar uske paas 5 lakh rupees the, to ussi se 70,000 ki ghadi ka payment kyun nehin kar diya?
Avni: Future investment ke liye yaar… Kidnappers ko pay karne ke liye paise save kar raha hoga…
Me: Achcha… Financial sense kafi achcha hain sadda creepwa ka…
Fandom: Finally Khushi… Bahut sahi jaa rahee ho…
Me & Avni (in chorus): Lage raho munni badnam… Tumhe dua dega pura IF khandan…
Fandom: Arre woh to khud hi sab kuch solve kar rahee hain, tum logon ko kyun hire kiya hain bhai?
Me: Oye, woh kidnapping dekha? Bachhe ke muh se lollypop nikalne se bhi jyada asaan tha… Itna asaan case hum handle nehin karte… Hamara bhi koi standard hain…
Avni chewing popcorn and nodding furiously…
Scene: 4
Yaad aa rahee hain, teri yaad aa rahee hain…
Arnav dreams of Khushi…
Arnav: Khushi… Tum mere sapne mein kitni sundar lag rahee ho… IFwale jo complaint ki thi ki tumhari nayee hairstyle aur dresses main nehin dekh paya kyunki main kidnap ho gaya tha, woh bhi CVs ne mere sapne mein mujhe dikha diya… Ab kisiko koi complaint nehin hoga. In fact maine to tumhare dress ki design bhi ditto imagine kiya… Isse kehte hain dil se dil ka connection…
Me: Mere churan ki goli kithe hain… Ab wohi kha ke isse hazam karna padega…
Precap:
Main bhagu aage aur duniya mere piche…
Khushi is running and two uncles running after her with guns and she enters an empty shop…
Me: Kal hum discuss kar rahe the ke kya handsome kidnapper hire kiya hain Shyamu ne, to aaj usne uncles ko Khushi ke piche bhej diya… Khushi ka jo track record hain men ke saath, he can't take any more risks… Pehle se hi line kafi badi hain...
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