WILL-ing for Dummies

Since we are all on IF, i am assuming we are all undead. But we all NEED to learn to write a WILL. So gul Khan decided that what better a way than to ask KKGSR to teach it to us?? Fair is Fair. We sit through her show, and she imparts useful knowledge.

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WILL Writing for Dummies. By Gul Khan. Retail cost: $39.95+ applicable taxes. Cassettes and CDs cost extra. No Refund, No Exchange.

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Lesson 1: a Will isn't always about money.

Yes, folks. A WILL isn't about money. It could be a Gote wala salwar. A seven year old shoe, that may or may not fit the recipient in question. The point is, Its NOT THE MONEY.

Question1 by ME: so, how much is the shoe worth? Because if its affordable, then the recipient can buy it themselves and if its wornout and tattered, its sort of goes AGAINST point of a WILL!

Answer: <crickets>

Lesson 2: a WILL is about CONFESSION.

Please, in your WILL, write down all your deeds and misdeeds, lest there be any confusion later on. It would be most unfair of the dead to leave a trail of MU, that cannot be solved. While alive, MUs may be strewn across, like flowers.

Lesson 3: a WILL is about COOKING

This is the most direct way to give something. What better way to give something back than food? The soon to be dead, can customize it for individual persons. And think about this: the recipient can save the leftovers. Also, the person to be dead, like the taste of the food, will be forgotten after consumption.

Lesson 4: a WILL isn't about the HUSBAND

The WILL isn't about the HUSBAND, specially if he is of the Lard Governor variety. Rabba Veys are enough. If you have embarrassed them by making them shower in public, given them Hawaiian print shirts, called them swamiji , taken away their voice with special Lucknowi machar agarbatti, consider yourself his partner for the next SEVEN JANAMs.

This author asks you; What's the point in leaving him something; when you are going meet him again in your next janam?

Lesson 5: a WILL is about NAAM KARAN*

Please, note that if you are soon to be dead, write the names of the kids whom you wish to name. This document will then be read by the Pandit, on the day of the actual Naam Karan. The best sort of names are those that are linked to food ( for more information, refer to Lesson 3). So this book suggests aloo tikki (insert last name), choley bature (insert last name), Fettucine alfredo ( insert last name), Bhaingan Bharta ( insert last name).

*legally, you are absolved of revealing the names beforehand to the concerned couples, as certain names are scientifically proven to reduce "urges" that no amount of -CrotchOnLeg- and 'RabbaVeys- can cure.

For more tips, watch Iss Pyar Ko Kya Naam Doon at 8pm IST. For one-on-one meeting, visit the humble author Gul Khan in Mumbai*

*Due to excess mass fan following, address shall be revealed at the low, low cost of $5000 (+taxes)

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