Housemaids Union Appoints Shaym Their New Head!

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Let it be known throughout the lands of grease, grime and germs that Shaym Manohr Jha has been appointed as the head of the Housemaids Union of India effective immediately.

The union's spokesperson, Miss Cleaner, informed the press about this decision at approximately 8:36 p.m. on Thursday night.

"We were just amazed at his cleaning abilities", said Ms. Cleaner. "Our employees have been in business for years but we have never seen anyone removing a huge grease stain with a plain handkerchief in mere seconds."

Mr. Jha was appointed after he was seen trying to wipe out the grease stain that he had used to stay in RM to leech on his hair gel loving Saalay Sahab even more.

When Mr. Jha was contacted, he told us that he is very pleased and honored at the Union's decision. "Money has been tight since Saalay Sahab cut me off. I have no problem leeching on my wife but I don't like the way others look at me when I do that. So hopefully, this position comes with a huge pay cheque. Watch out. Not only grease, grime and germs but gel is on my agenda as well."

The Union hopes that Mr. Jha will be able to use his planning and cleaning expertise to help the employees perform their work even more efficiently.

A man cleaning is remarkable. but has a Shyam's hidden talent: cleaning while limping and talking on a phone. it is to be specially noted for speed, accuracy and discretion.