Thoughts on Sharing a Bedroom - Page 12

Originally posted by: Japonica

Hi everyone! Another day dawsn, and brings yet more chances for rubbish ditties.


This is for Shaaam91 who has inspired this ditty with her request for one on choli ke peeche kya hai.
So here it goes:

MU ke peeche kya hai, MU ke peeche?
Shyam baabu jkankna chahe KKG ke choli ke neeche
Bechari KKG ka to kya hai kehna?
Wo to chahe Arnav babu ko choli dikhana
Ab buddhu Arnav babu bhi to wohi chahe dekhna
par haath kya unka to dimag hi nahi chalna?

Shyam baabu soche kabhi to KKG ko paayen
kaise kaise apna ganda pyaar jataayen
Budhu Arnav baabu pehle soche kab ham KKG ko sikhaye sabak
Phir achanak unka dil kare zor ka dhak dhak,
khayal aaye kaise kaise woh band kare KKG ke bak bak
Arre Arnav baabu bus forum me ek baar jhanko to zara
hazaaroon ideas hai yahaan ek se badhkar ek badhiya

bade excitement se baite hai forum waasi
kabhi na kabhi to dekhe kuch bahut saucy saucy
sivai no-sex-no passion forumwasi number one
but worry not, pakda denge unko ek cup chai aur ek bun
sidhe pahunch jayengi wo apne serial heaven

Haae! kabhi to dekhenge ASR aur KKG ka sang
kab hoga unka jashne bahaar?
kaise karenge wo ye MU paar?
Wait karte karte to woh do aur ham ho rahe hai tang
Per Cvs ko na story ka na kisi ke duvidha ka fikar
Wo to kar rahe hai bakwas TRPs ke chakkar!!


Dreadful ditty, but I think I've laughed so much at all the other ditties that I've gone offically mad.
Dolet me know Shaam91, if this pleases you

Originally posted by: sini1234

Smriti, Mental EXotica ,Pikudika ,Rabba-ve-Delena , Madmaxine and Uniqueblurose , Ok Have I left any one ?? You guy are simply great . 👏 The Jugalbandi was wonderful . Loved it

Bowing Down to your shayari talent . 🤗

Sorry Ipkkndfan-29 for leaving your name out

And Smriti ; Koi na roke randy taiji ke kiss ko . Ha..Ha..Ha..🤣

Ditto!

Originally posted by: shaam91

JAPONICA!!! *aaja gale lag jaa*🤗

meri dil ki saari gandi feelings ko words mein laane ke liye...you have my heart my dear!!

bows down to the shameless gutter soul that you have!!:D

aapki abhaari

equally besharam shaam!

Originally posted by: Japonica

Thank you, thank you, Shaam91ji, with pleasure anytime. Bahut khush hai ke aapke soch ko hamne samjh liya. Lijiye, here's a big 🤗 to you too.

Well, I did not know I had any gutter in me let alone one of this horrendous quality, my sane self is absolutely appalled at this gutterness and yet it can't help but admire it. What a dilemma, I am so split ASR aur Arnav kie tarah.

The other thing I didn't know was my Hindi skills, I speak a terrible mix of bihari, dakkani and lucknavi Hindi (the genders are all wrong and I use 'tho' with everything and can happily mix up dakkani vocab and syntax with Bhojpuri intonation!). Worse I've never written anything in Hindi except a few Hindi exams, one of which I recollect got me a perfect zero, even my lecturer said he'd never given anyone a zero in his life. I hope he's recovered from that, poor man.

I suppose bade badon ke sangat me chote bhi kuch seekh lete hai- there are plenty big bad ones in this forum.