Thoughts on Sharing a Bedroom

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

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+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

Prologue

ASR - humming as he tappity taps on his laptop

Its gettin hot in here

So take off all my clothes

I'm getting so hot

I wanna take my clothes off

Khushi singing in the kitchen

Laptop bhi saath laya ( he got his laptop)

AC ko bhi mangvaya (fixed an AC atop)

Subko Sathanay aay Wooo (pain in the ass)

Towel bhi saath laya (towels from the store)

Sabun bhi Lux mangvaya (soaps to clean every pore)

Shampoo bhi Garnier wala hooo (shampoo for his sass - for rhyme)

Mera Piya ghar aaya (my darling is home)

O Ramji (OMG)

Mera Piya ghar aaya

O Ramji

Arnav Fans Association Meeting Held

Venue: The Cabin in the Woods, Gupta House

In attendance: Women of ages 9 to 80

Fan1 - Namaste bitwa

ASR - what the

ToothlessTaiji (TT) - are you educated? Its not " what the" bitwa, its Namaste

ASR - educated? I got MBA from Harvard

ME - Harvard takes capitation fee???

Fan2 - Haridwar Universtiy? MBA? Oh, Maiiya Bhakthi Arpan?? Lallan did his MBA too.

Khushi - no, no, how to run a chain of stores

ASR - Lallan? He of Suvreen Guggal?? No competition

TT - ohhh Khushi's boy is choo chweet, kootchie coo, my babushka, my sweety-pie

ME - I hate you Taiji. You get to hold his cheeks and kiss him!!

ASR - need wet wipes now

Khushi - he is shy

ASR - shy? You know babe, you have no idea what I can do and when I do it you won't be walking or talking for a week. Shy? Yeah right.

DHISSH Moment of the day

Anjali - Lets talk birds and bees

Bubbli - Nah! I am 9 years old and I am on India Forums IPKKND, I get a first class sex-ed there.

Anjali - Really? Please bubbli, tell me more

Bubbli - I recommend you open an ID with them. You can visit FFs/OS and when in doubt ask SJ.

SJ - DHISHHH!!

Double Entendre of the day ' Symbolisms at its best!!

ASR - No cushions?

Khushi - No we don't use frivolous things like cushions

The symbolism here is that cushions are a veritable gift to those who want practical lessons on various Kamasutra positions and khushi will recognize the need and buy cushions for ASR

ASR - No AC?

Khushi - No we don't use frivolous things like AC

AC symbolizes cool, calculated and electrical intuition. The white color of AC symbolizes peace and power. ASR will solve load shedding problems of Laxmi Nagar and become the hero of the neighborhood. Also, ASR will be cool, calculated and electrical in bed.

Wrong Social Message(s) of the day

Load shedding is government's job. ASR, don't put government out of job by issuing your own load shedding.

To learn true lessons in life, one must get bitten by mosquitoes

Every house needs an electric racquet to play tennis with pests

Mice dine on hair gel.
The PH is obsessed with toothless actors 😆

State of the Forum

Shameless plug again - Hear M&M show again
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2932656/m-and-m-rub-away-show-ep-5-ft-serialjunkie

Edited by serialjunkie - 13 years ago

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niaprincess

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Posted: 13 years ago

ooh first yay...SJ what can i say.. had me laughing all the way through :)

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Paru

@paru_rox

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Smriti... you are the best 👏👏 ... had me laughing all through the post.

DHISSH Moment of the day

Anjali - Lets talk birds and bees

Bubbli - Nah! I am 9 years old and I am on India Forums IPKKND, I get a first class sex-ed there.

Anjali - Really? Please bubbli, tell me more

Bubbli - I recommend you open an ID with them. You can visit FFs/OS and when in doubt ask SJ.

SJ - DHISHHH!!

This was ROFL ... Imagine if Anji comes to you on tips about the new ways to play out in the next "transparent sari & paani mein bhiga jism with Shyamu as a Lead" scene🤣
BTW Bubbly should share some clues with the dopey couple Payaash as they don't seem to be as well informed as her 😛

ASR will be cool, calculated and electrical in bed. -- & here I had thought he will be hot, sweaty & electrical is bed 😳 ... but then how does it matter as long as he is in the bed 😉😆

This is for you Smriti:

ASR ka mushkil ho raha tha jeena
balti bhar beh gaya tha paseena
Bechare ne jaa ke sona chaha in car
KKG ne kaha koshish karna bhi hai bekaar
Khushi boli ab toh aa jao bed pe swami
Phoran forum mein chaaayi gutter ki tsunami
Forum ne kaha - OMG, band ho gaya ASR ka AC
kya ek hi bed pe hoga kuch *ahem* racy 😉
CV's ne maara kal ke bakwaas episode se about turn
kya ab hoga pehle jaise IPK ka return 😔
(Not as good as yours but since I usually do this in the WU of Wednesdays for one of my friends ... couldn't resist this one here)

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: niaprincess
ooh first yay...SJ what can i say.. had me laughing all the way through :)

you are rhyming 😃
thanks nia

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shaam91

@shaam91

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Posted: 13 years ago

SJ!!! *hugs* made me laugh after a very tiring day bey!:D

and i loved the mera piya ghar aya parody.

would you think im tacky if i tell you, everytime the original plays i do a little shimmy (actually more of a full on thumka dance)! i think its a very dance-able song.:P

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DiamondLife

@DiamondLife

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Posted: 13 years ago

mera piya ghar aya O ramji...

😆

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GalwayGirl

@GalwayGirl

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Posted: 13 years ago

Laptop bhi saath laya ( he got his laptop)

AC ko bhi mangvaya (fixed an AC atop)

Subko Sathanay aay Wooo (pain in the ass)

Towel bhi saath laya (towels from the store)

Sabun bhi Lux mangvaya (soaps to clean every pore)

Shampoo bhi Garnier wala hooo (shampoo for his sass - for rhyme)

Mera Piya ghar aaya (my darling is home)

O Ramji (OMG)

Mera Piya ghar aaya

O Ramji

^^I bow down, that's awesome!!

Edited by GalwayGirl - 13 years ago

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shaam91
SJ!!! *hugs* made me laugh after a very tiring day bey!:D
and i loved the mera piya ghar aya parody.
would you think im tacky if i tell you, everytime the original plays i do a little shimmy (actually more of a full on thumka dance)! i think its a very dance-able song.:P

ME TOOO!!!!!👍🏼