Mirror,Mirror on the Wall; who to bash after all..

Dear bashers,

Every day, you find new reasons to bash the show. That
spells creativity to me. Why not use some of that creativity to write to star
plus to make exactly identical serials so that you can decide what you want to
watch and the main leads get longer holidays? Better yet, read some post with different
perspective first.

For in-depth analysis, read: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2939093/what-i-loved-18th-april-2012

For snorts and other unmentionable sounds from various body
parts read: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2939171/what-the-fiction-kuch-nahi-hota-hai

Here in this post, I will attempt to answer a few questions...

1.
Why is the mirror broken?

To answer this question look back at
caakroch scene. Now see the mirror on the wall at billionaire tycoon's bathroom?
Now look at the mirror on his Gupta jhopra's wall. Now ponder, could the mighty ASR tolerate that
huge insult on his class that his mansion and Gupta jhopra boosts the same decor?
Nooo... So to create a distinction of status, Gupta family broke their
mirror,,, ASR happy, Gupta's happy... win win situation.

2.
Why Khushi's family OTT?

Arre, why not? They have to maintain the
Raizada standard now that Khushi and Payal both got married there. When Bubbly
came to RM, the way Raizadas welcomed her, you would think Bill Gates arrived
with Steve Jobs... And all she did so far is batted her teeny tiny lashes to
Aakash and insult random family member.

Now ASR has come to Gupta jhopra. Gupta
family will have to maintain the same standard so that ASR can bat his manly
eye lashes to Khushi and insult random family members.

3.
ASR got bitch-slapped by Khushi...

How dare you Khushi? You are a disgrace on
SP bahus. Didn't you know, all SP bahu should do is cry and wish for their
husbands' crumb of affection and be grateful for everything? You should be
expelled from SP for breaking tradition. Learn the following formula very well,
Khushi.

The formula for perfect SP Lead:

a.
Carry glycerine by litres - You want TRP? Then
better not be happy. Cry in different locations in different designer sarees
(That idiot is still wearing salwars)

Hint: Take lessons from Anjali & Payal...

b.
Drown in Self-pity - Learn this dialogue and
repeat it in different temples/mosques/churches/gurudwara,,,

"Why (insert your favourite God's name here), why? Why this happened to
me? What sins have I committed?"

Then do random fasting for your husband's health and long life, but make
sure he learns about it through you or some other family member or your
vigorous fainting of hunger... Continue this from the time you are married until
MU clears in 6 months (or whenever)...

c.
Spend money - Hairstyle, make up, outfits... You
have not changed a bit after marriage except adding a pinch of sindoor here and
a mangal sutra there.

Yes, yes. I know your excuse. This is not a real marriage, you want to be
independent and only spend money if you earned it, La Di Da...

Those excuses won't get TRP... What weird thoughts... You now have to behave
exactly like Anjali and spend ASR's hard earned money on designer jewellery,
outfits, hair stylists...

So some will think you are a gold digger... big deal... If you don't earn
stuff now, when will you earn them?

d.
Have dignity/class - Martyrdom is the way to go.
SP bahus tolerate torture and do point a & b... They don't turn back and
change the equation. They definitely don't give back as good as they get to
their husband... That's crazy talk...

e.
Change 180 degree - So ASR fell in love with you
just the way you are... We don't give a sh*t... If the reason ASR fell in love with
you in the first place does not disappear overnight and If you can't be Lavanya sexy with Gopi meek, Lavanya sophisticated with Gopi silent, Lavanya hot with Gopi not, then CVS will have to bring her back to create triangle.

Dear bashers, CVs have to show ASR in extreme
condition of being without air conditioner and the emotional torture of having
to suffer pampering from Guptas. If they don't, then how can you sigh, mourn
and curse Khushi for taking poor ASR to that hell hole called Gupta jhopra? Don't
worry bashers, CVs love you.

P.S. This is NOT an ASR bashing post..(Trust me... I don't wanna commit suicide in this forum). This is a basher bashing post...

P.P.S. I love you, bashers... If you did not post anything snobbish, sexist and hypocritical... whom would I bash?

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Originally posted by: gheeshakkar

Hear, hear!

Khushi I have discovered is like the ISI (not that statistics place, the other thing. Perhaps only Indians might understand this), you can blame her for EVERYTHING.

It is such a sin to feed boiled food to somebody, yo. Good Star Plus bahus only serve deep fried stuff. Looks like KKG didn't get the Star Plus Handbook for Bechari Bahus (SPHBB).

Originally posted by: gheeshakkar

It is such a sin to feed boiled food to somebody, yo. Good
Star Plus bahus only serve deep fried stuff. Looks like KKG didn't get the Star Plus Handbook for Bechari Bahus (SPHBB).

Originally posted by: nottie

another major sin of khushi,is that y does not khushi try to find out y he is acting like a jerk to her???how can she even sleep with him being mad at her,he did tell her she hurt him,so y cant she lose her sleep over that n find out what is it that's troubleing him even though he gives a damn abt wat khushi wants,or needs,to hell with khushi's khushiness,she shud c to his happiness alone...othrrwise not worth asr anymore...

Completely her fault, yo! She should have demanded a big fat Punjabi wedding.

O wait, they are not Punjabis, are they? Big fat Indian wedding then.