Experiment 2: My Kartavya (Duty)

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Tia.0

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Posted: 13 years ago

After the success of my first experiment, I decided to do my second one...

Those who have not read my last experiment, here's the link...

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2928816/experiment-swami

Sample: My husband, Greg (100% Canadian, does not know Hindi)

Difficulty: Language barrier

Experiment 2: My husband, comes home from gym and shouts, "Honey, I'm home..."

And I'm ready with a glass of smoothie on a dinner plate, don't have tray...(Not to self... gotta buy tray)

Me: Here's your refreshing smoothie, my husband

Reaction 1:

a. Eh? (Big eyes, confused expression) ...

b. Erm... thanks... (Giving me wary glances, I reply with a super-wide smile)... Suddenly suspicious... sniffs the smoothie... tentatively takes a sip... waits for a minute for reaction... starts sipping, giving me nervous glances

c. Suddenly thought strikes, "What do you want?

Me: Want? Nothing... It's my Kartavya... Let me take your shoes (Darn it... already took them off... never mind) Let me take your socks off...

Hubby: Who the hell is that?

Me (Language barrier again): Not who, what... It's my freaking duty... I mean, it's my duty, my husband... Now let me take your socks off

Hubby: What? Nooo... Don't touch me... I am gonna call your mom... You have gone mental... Better yet, why don't you sit down and I will make you a nice cold milkshake to cool you down...

Me (Suddenly distracted): Eh? Really? Milkshake? With ice cream?

Hubby: Yes, baby. With two scoops of ice cream. You should take more rest sweety... You are working too hard... (Translation: You are AGAIN freaking me out... More than usual... And I will do ANYTHING to make you stop it)

Me: Arre wah... This is good. Must use it again to get milkshake...

Conclusion:

1. When I turn Gopi Vahu... my husband freaks out... ergo, Gopi Vahu is freaky... Or, I'm freaky as Gopi Vahu...

2. When my husband freaks out, I get milkshake... So I should shake his world more often, to get milkshake with two scoops of ice cream...

The Last Experiment: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2933474/the-consequences-of-loving-ipkknd

Edited by tia.o - 13 years ago

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Posted: 13 years ago

sadly Arnav isnt half as freaked out or nice as your husband. he simply told her to buzz off. pity.

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Tia.0

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: tiya229
sadly Arnav isnt half as freaked out or nice as your husband. he simply told her to buzz off. pity.

Yeah... :D But I got milkshake out of it... I say,

'Carry on Khushi... Keep giving me ideas...'

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an33sha

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Posted: 13 years ago

awww!!! sooo sweet... enjoyed reading your post..

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twisted_beenz

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Posted: 13 years ago

Seriously you did this...I have never laughed this hard before...hilarious

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Edited by amarb - 13 years ago

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Megha

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Posted: 13 years ago

hahaha...i read both of ur topics...hilarious!! i should sooo try that tooo!!

my boyfriend is indian...but hmm, hes not tooo fluent with hindi...i should sooo try all these with him...im sure he'll be confused about swami and kartavya at first...but he'll understand the whole "ghunghat" "shy" stuff and then pick up on it...lolll

he always tells me, jokingly ofcourse, that hes disappointed im not from the "pind" (village) cuz i argue with him and can be abit demanding...and definitely not shy 😆...maybe now, its time i start acting like im from the pind and show him 😡😆

Edited by mango-frost - 13 years ago