Thoughts on Eternal Love and Embarrassment (UPDTD) - Page 7

Originally posted by: tia.o

Double entendre of the day

Heer - Jiski Bansoori ki dhun sun ke mujhe jawan honay ka ehsaas hua (the one whose music got me aware that I am now a fully grown woman. 😛 PHBBBTTTHHH!!)

Me - got it (😉😉😉)

Stealing your concept daily soap isshtyle and giving it a realistic twist...

Heer - Jiski "what the", "ajeeb ho tum" aur "shut up" sun ke mujhe Rabba Ve ka idea aya... Main wo masochist hoon (Whose "what the", "ajeeb ho tum" aur "shut up" gave me the idea of Rabba Ve, I'm that masochist)

Dhiiish...

Naani - Jiski wajah se mere dono grandson mujhe bina great-grandchildern dikhake heaven export kar denge, main wo super export kaality material hoon (Because of whom, I will get exported to heaven without seeing any great-grandchildren from my either grandson, I'm that super export kaality material.)

Dhiiish...

Creepwa - Jiski bi-polar attitude se mujhe kabhi khushi kabhi gham huwa, main wo shyam hoon (whose bi-polar attitude gave me sometimes Khushi and sometimes pain, I'm that Shyam)

Dhiiish...

Anji - Jiski bank balance se mera husband malamaal hua, main wo kabab mein haddi hoon (whose bank balance made my husband rich, I'm that irritating interruption at wrong moment)

Dhiiish...

Akash/Payal (chorus) - Jiski wajah se shaadi ke baad bhi humme koi action nehin mila, hum wo shaadi-suda kunware hain (because of whom we did not get any action, we are that married bachelors)

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I loved today's arhi part SJ...what do u do when u are stranded in a desert and u get a pot filled with water out of the blue...guess gulping it down to the last drop is the only option...dunno whether u will be lucky in future...anyways...basuri and javani...had to give it to u gal...guess gutter minds are all wide awake after reading ur take on that😉...mine too...Anji is always Kabab mein haddi...nothing new there...but Daljeet can get herself insured if this trend is gonna continue...

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

Forum is a very educationally enriching place. I tell you, myself graduated here with a Degree in DM&RBLS(double meaning, read between lines and symbolism)

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You are so right!!! All the RBL&S of IF is now rubbing off on me. I now look for deep meanings and symbolism when someone says "hi, how is it going?". Hmmm, it may explain all the wary looks I have been getting lately from my colleagues!

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Originally posted by: serialjunkie

whoa you are on a roll with your effing today!!

Pankhi Nagar ke udthay Pankhay
Free mein milthay hain yeh banday
Ek do teen, sub ko bithao
thoda sa phir makeup lagao
no need for extras, no more money loss
cost savings for the production house

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

😆 Anjali takes the cake for "State the obvious" Award of the year
She HAD to, I mean JUST HAD to recount every freakin clever steps Nani took to lead the couple on stage LOLLL

Great post, SJ and great reply T- had me laughing. Though I must hold up my hand and declare that I am the only one among your responders, probably in the whole of the IF who has no clue what the double entendre is about! bansoori has led me to shyam the snake and I do not want to venture into those puke-inducing paths, so we'll let it rest.

Well, I can survive that or might even be able to work that one out some stage in life.

Your take on the first two acts was terrific as was your take on K's dhisshh moment.

Your I want to so-o-o kill someone moment was spot on- Anjali very helpfully telling us what had happened. what the f-- was that? rather what the f*** do the cvs think we have - brains or drains?

Well, I suppose the cvs have realised how they've been playing around with our brains, so they decided they wouldn't take a chance and vert helfully let us know how clever they were in this latest attempt at a pretend love scene to keep the viewers who've been baying for romance quiet while at the same time cocking a snook at ones who've got the temerity to demand a logical story and something more cerebral.

As for the epi. for me it was yet again one of those pendulum epis that the cvs seem to excel at- swinging between the sublime and the ludicrous.
Well, having said all this I guess like the rest of the world, I have been swept away by Mr. BS's acting and looks. To be fair, both BS and SI deserve a clap for their performance. As for those on the rampage on the forum about the precap- the less said the better.

where do they find such crowd man..looked like they had come to watch Mujra and wanted to utilize every cent they spent on it😕 Why were raizada's so eager to entertain this cheapo crowd...all were wearing oversized suits, all needed hair cut🤢 looked like jokers.

That one perticular guy is there in all secens from mandir to khushi's house for free lunch to partnering with ASR on business deal to saas bahu competeion..CVS please next time give him a substantial role(like in b/w Arhi during consumation giving tips)😆

Crazy people...unbelievable

Originally posted by: MentalExotica

i feel out of character today because i am fairly new and haven't seen the forum swinging this way - i mean i don't behave like this even when i PMS

NICE POEM GIG (it's to secretly cheer me , i would like to believe)

Cost saving for the production house

the cat's been belled by the mouse

with no fault of her own

revelation is to what she has sworn

we all sit back and munch on the dhoka

to knowing the truth this is her biggest mauka

continuing

revelation revelation revelation ka daur
thak chukay humtum na aayi balwant kaur
kuch tho reveal kar mere yaar
karday naiyya aar ya paar
MU se kyon kar raha hai kahani ki Khichai
CVs na sunthay hain, ultay kar di meri dhulai
na kaha hello na hi , na bye bye
story what story, we only do bheja fry

Originally posted by: pashna

where do they find such crowd man..looked like they had come to watch Mujra and wanted to utilize every cent they spent on it😕 Why were raizada's so eager to entertain this cheapo crowd...all were wearing oversized suits, all needed hair cut🤢 looked like jokers.

That one perticular guy is there in all secens from mandir to khushi's house for free lunch to partnering with ASR on business deal to saas bahu competeion..CVS please next time give him a substantial role(like in b/w Arhi during consumation giving tips)😆

Crazy people...unbelievable

that man has a Man-Crush on ASR. He is stalking ASR. 😆

ha, ha, ha! SJ, I so so wish the light in my head had remained unswitched and I had not, in a moment of unexpected epiphany got the damned double entendre! But alas I am ruined and have joined you lot in rocking hell now that I've managed to take a bite of the rotten apple.

Bloody hell- you guys have the gutterest of minds or should I say minds or gutters???!!??? ha, ha, ha 🤣🤣🤣, ha, ha, ha, ha.

I have really, literally fallen off my chair with laughter, I don't think I'm going to be able read anything ever now or listen to any dialogue now that you've ruined my innocence for ever. 🤣🤣🤣