Me: (Drooling'already drowned in his brown eyes)😍
ASR: What the'? Is there anything you need to ask..
Me: oh yeah ..yeah few questions from our IF members
ASR: whatever go on'I don't have much time
Me: Yeah...first thing I want you to know "You are so hot😍"
ASR: Believe me baby I know'.now move on
Me: (What are you trying to do dumbo stop drooling and ask sensible questions.I know I know it's tough) You know there are lots of posts by our dear ladies bashing you for man handling khushi and physical abuse is not good
ASR: oh yeah'let me tell you'this is JEALOUSY
Me: JEALOUSY..how..why??
ASR: Because I am only doing it to Khushi'not to all of them... let me man handle them and then let's see if they still call it physical abuse'
Me: WOW.. please man handle me
ASR: Get over it missy'it's end of season sale at IPKKND
Me: duh..😭 ok' why are you not having hair cut? You know how hot you look''.haaye..
ASR: with or without hair cut I am still the hottie'
Me: Oh yes..ask me'.hmmm'.😍
ASR: Come on missy..I don't have much time
Me: Yes but still why you don't want to have a hair cut
ASR: When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut..I am not a looser..I am still in control and I don't want to have a haircut
Me: With or without haircut..mere liye to wo aankhen hi bas hain😍
ASR: I have conf call with Aman in 5 mins..make it quick
Me: Yes Yes..Why so much comedy..why you are bearing all this..all OTT by KKGSR and ur family
ASR: Simple baby'laugh at ur problems then everybody does'and relieves tension
Me: oh really'aaj kal aap shirtless kyun ghoom rahe hain who bhi low waist jeans pehan ke..haiallah..mein to gayi
ASR: ab is se bhi problem hain kya' Go and watch punar vivah '.lead to towel mein hi jyada ghumtha hain'to sab logon ko meri shirtless hone per hi kyon problem hain yaar..UNBELIEVABLE
Me: aap ek baar dikh gaya tho humari haalat aisi hain'baar baar dikhenga to mein to gayi yamraj ke paas''blush blush 😳
ASR: 3 more mins..
Me: Why you went with fake marriage.. instead of directly confronting Khushi..
ASR: Well just want prove that women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Me: Point to hain yaar..to why can't you use your brain and heart and connect dots
ASR: I am a self-made man and I will do what CVs say'
Me: Can I post this interview on IF'
ASR: Whatever'I don't give a DAMN'Nobody sees your post..sapne dekh na band karo'''
Me: What''.(My eyes opened..where is ASR??? Whom I am seeing...my ASR..I mean my HUBBY')
My Hubby saying "Sapne dekh na band karo'alarm laga ke muje utah ke sapne dekh rahi ho..uth na to tumeh hain'breakfast bana na hain..bete ko school bej na hain..aur khud bhi to office jaana hain 'STOP DREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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