Sobti vs The Apple

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::The Beginning of Time::

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[ God and Satan, both look down and up respectively at the creatures of the New Stone Age now running around on the planet Earth, mostly in leaves and an excess of body hair. ]

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God : When I meant temptation in the Garden of Eden I swear it was so much …erm…less…erm…

Satan: You never did think things through, first you put the Apple tree in the Garden, then you tell Evie not to eat from it…

God : Well…

Satan: It's okay, strategy never really was your forte…next time….

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::Roughly twenty something years ago::

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[ God and Satan, both look down and up respectively at the creatures of the Twenty-First Century now running around on the planet Earth, mostly in scraps of cloth and an excess of makeup and hair product.]

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God : I'm bored.

Satan: Hmm…me too…I swear having only seven sins can be so….tedious…

God : Maybe we should switch up the Garden of Eden bit….you know change how it all began…it' be an epic game changer

Satan: Uh-huh.

God: No No I'm serious…we could…

Satan: Yes?

>God scratches' head, then snaps fingers in a very dimaag ki baati jaladi style<

God: I know just the thing.

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::A few days ago::

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[A hot shirtless Barun Sobti saunters into the Garden of Eden, where Eve is reclined over a settee as she waves away a tray of apples.

God looks down at Satan with a smug look]

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Satan to God: You do realize you're just making this waaay too easy?

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::: Author's Note:::

Was looking at a picture-post by AngelTeen and this just kinda slipped into my head...lol

COMMENT!!!!😳

Do you realize you are making this way too easy???

RES

Aaah. Such a temptation is our Sobti.

😆 Perfect - bite size

its hilarios!! and very creative!!

updaye stt!!

Ah! Perfection! And to think it has been inspired by my gutter post... *wipes a tear*

I love it. Sobti is a much better temptation than an apple! ;)