Sushpective: TRP killing Ideas for Arnav:-)

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Sush & girls - Happy Saturday🤗

Faltu time bahut hai aaj...fresh from an afternoon siesta. Let me give it a try...

1. Stop Shyamu'a allowance.
2. Get Shyamu a real job in a major law firm in far far away land! Anjali Khush coz she thinks their baby brought good luck to her perfect pati
3. Buy Anjali a nice lakeside home as a gift from mamu to his new niece/nephew in the most expensive neighborhood but again not in Delhi...This means Shyamu out of RM.
   
4. Mama & mami go with Anji, she is pregnant & she needs adult supervision.
5. Get Payal some laxatives & Akash bitwa a mojo.
6. Warn nani, no more pets especially snakes!
   

Khushi & him take much needed anger management class😆😆😆

Make them go on a honeymoon!

Happy Sat ladies!

Am actually checking IF while skiing, so I guess I'm officially nuts 🤪

I just have one suggestion to deal with this mess. ASR - the next time you encounter Shyam on a deserted road at night, don't stop the goddamned SUV! Just run the guy over – problem solved!

Ha ha...here is one more...Send Anj to spend some time with us...spice girls...All her fundas about pati parmeshwar, Puja ki thali and blind faith in good for nothing husbands will be cleared in much less than 6 months. GUARANTEED 😃

Originally posted by: --Sari--

Sush & girls - Happy Saturday🤗

Faltu time bahut hai aaj...fresh from an afternoon siesta. Let me give it a try...

1. Stop Shyamu'a allowance.
2. Get Shyamu a real job in a major law firm in far far away land! Anjali Khush coz she thinks their baby brought good luck to her perfect pati
3. Buy Anjali a nice lakeside home as a gift from mamu to his new niece/nephew in the most expensive neighborhood but again not in Delhi...This means Shyamu out of RM.
   
4. Mama & mami go with Anji, she is pregnant & she needs adult supervision.
5. Get Payal some laxatives & Akash bitwa a mojo.
6. Warn nani, no more pets especially snakes!
   

Khushi & him take much needed anger management class😆😆😆

1)Threatning shyamu to spike his food with pineapple juice if he catches so much as a wiff of him sniffing after kushi.

2)Convincing naani to hand him the responsibility of taking care of Laxmi for ummm 6 months (he will be too occupied to go after Kushi with Laxmi in his arms 24/7)

3)Humiliate him further by cracking jokes of constipated faces and twitching face muscles.

4)Tricking him to come near his room and making sure to make love-making noises each time he gets near the door.

5)Emotionally blackmailing him to wear one of maami's saaris, her many jewellery and all of her make-up and forcing him to pose for a calendar photo shoot for AR.

6)Convincing Anjali that a disaster is to befall and doing pooja to her husband for 24/7 for 6 months is the only way to avoid it (then snigger evilly while Anjali drag him to the mandir to perform her many poojas on him)

7)Make him drink a whole bottle of concentrated HCl (that would probably kill him though)

8)Make him sit in one of my physics lectures for one hour (now that's definitely going to kill him)

9)Lock him with my material science professor for two hours (another way of killing him)

10)Unleash the sexy looks of Arnav Singh Raizada on him and taunt him by saying "you cant have me, you cant have me. This, (pointing at his own physique) is only for KKG" and pull out his tongue. Shyamu's going to die of envy (just like us).

Right ok, well back to studying.

Sush, I recommend you refer this hopeless case to the Neurophysicians in my medical college ... where they will block all the neurotransmitters to his Limbic System in the brain (Limbic Sys is the seat of all human emotions - love, lust, hatred )😉... imagine a shyam without any emotions😆... like a vegetable👏... apt punishment for all his past misdeeds...😆