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Khushi is sitting on the bed silently crying. Arnav comes in. "Khushi Kumari Gupta! Tumne mere saath aisa kyun kiya? Jab maine tumhe itna pyaar kiya, tumhe apna maana, aur tumne mere hi jija ji ke saath." "Oye kya bake ja raha hai? Main tere jija ke peeche padi thi ya woh mere peeche? Ainvayi moo utha ke chale aate hai, bade Mr. Arnav Singh Raizada bante phirte hai aur sari info galat le ke bete hai." Said Khushi getting out of character. "Khushi what are you doing, this is the part where you decide to endure everything silently so all the aunty-ji's hopefully get attracted to this show." "But what about our main audience, the ones who love us." "Yes but TRPs honey." Arnav said covering her face with his back to the camera. "Ok, samaj gayi." Khushi said giving Arnav a wink. "Mera matlab hai, hume maaf kardijiye Arnav ji! Hume maaf kardijiye!" Said Khushi dramatically clinging on to a random piller that wasn't there before, another blooper but who cares? They both wait. "Oye maan ki awaz kaha hai?" Khushi yelled out. "Sorry, abhi chalu karta hoon." Arnav said turning on a small cd player. The maan ki awaz started. "Hey Devi Maiya Ab Main kya karoon? Inko sab bata doon? Nahi, main ek laachar aur bebas aurat hoon jo kabhi apne pati ke samne awaz nahi utayegi. SAHI WAQT (god I hate hearing "sahi waqt" in any serial cause that's what gets the female lead in trouble) ane pe pataungi." The Khushi's maan ki awaz stops. *Cut it*
But wait picture abhi baki hai mere dost.
"Lalit Ji!" comes in a bloodthirsty Ashu (me) along with an army of IF Barun-deewanis.
"Hume insaaf chahiye!" We start yelling and screaming! We see Shyamu. We charge for him and stop.
"Uncle zara camera chalu karo na." Ashu asks Akash who is offended by the term 'uncle'.
As soon as the camera turns on, the IF girls and Ashu beat Shyamu till he remembers his nani.
They charge for ArHi. "Suno," The IF girls start explaining the whole Shyam fiasco.
"Khushi... I'm sorry.. Tum please..." Arnav starts but,
"Hey Glycerin do na!" Arnav said. "Aansoo nahi aa rahe hai."
Spot boy is about to hand Arnav the glys when "Koi zaroorat nahi hai!" Says Ashu taking the glys out of the spot boys hand.
"Now make up, kiss, go on a honeymoon, produce chote chote Arnav and Khushi's."
"Lalit ji? What is this?" Anjali barges in. "Meri glycerin ki jaha izzat nahi hoti waha main nahi re sakti!" She takes a stash of glycerin and walks out.
"Rani Sahiba wait! You still have to cry about me getting beaten up!" Cries Shyamu limping out.
"Let us help you with that." Some IF girls go to "help" him down the stairs.
BUT STILL WAIT, PICTURE ABHI BHI BAKI HAI!
[dramatic puja preps enter here]
[dramatic puja enter here]
[fire caused by puja enter here]
[Khushi and Arnav die in the fire enter here]
Now the show is called...
"Payal Ke Woh" a story about a shy young girl who is tortured by her
Ishasuma and has a clueless husband. She shares her feeling with a goat and a dancing nani. TRPs = 7!!!!
People on the sets of Diya Aur Bati Hum, "Darnit! Why didn't we think of that!"
But jokes apart, I don't think anything like such will happen to this show, it has never failed us and it will continue to be different (at least I hope so) it's just going through a dark period to set the setting of the story and the mood.
So angry Glycerin Companies! We do not need your glys anymore! We boycott Ghandi-Ishtyle!
Lol! I thought we should lighten up the mood on this forum a bit,
~Love Ashu <3
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