Originally posted by: madmaxine
Technique 3: I'm all about equality of the sexes. So, if I provide tips for women, I provide tips for men. So, if you're a guy and reading this, firstly, Bwahahahahaahaha to you! Secondly, Maxine suggests you watch cricket instead. India loses a lot. But you know why it's more fun? There's more blame to go around. It could be Dhoni's fault for being such a cool captain he's practically made of ice and his brain is frozen. It could be Yuvi's fault for going off and getting Cancer so inconveniently at a time when the nation needs him. (Yuvi, I love you. Kisses.) It could be Sreesanth's fault, for well, calling himself a fast bowler, when all he really is, is an Orangutan on steroids. And we all know it's never God's fault. (God is spelt SRT, OFC!). See, much more fun? It's not all about ASR or KKG! Na-uh. Plenty of blame to go around. More sides to take. More jokes to make. Ya-uh. Get a life people. IPL's coming up! Pick a team. And if you still pick team ArHi, well, Maxine says she'll shed a tear for you. (Crocodile tears, Maxine doesn't do actual tears).
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