Cool, Calm and Collected

Having just watched the maha episode posted by Nipun97 with the subtitles I must say I thoroughly enjoyed it. Thought I might be agitated with ants in my pants impatient for Monday's episode. Truth be told I am serenity personified as cool as a cucumber and as calm as an anaethetised individual. I am so collected I can recite the alphabet backwards! Do you think I ought to take my temperature to see if I am coming down with something?