Why Khushi wears such ridiculously shiny clothes

Chamkeeli

That's what I have been nicknamed by the office vamps, one of whom is a student of mine now. (Haha, what goes around comes around, B***h). The ignorant souls are completely after me for wearing the blingy clothes with more golden gota than the colored cloth itself. But what they fail to realize is my real (yes, the real intentions as the ones harbored by scheming aunties when they try to fix their sons up with rich men's daughters) intentions. It is actual gold and silver on my clothes you dimwits!

Everyone knows how important saving is. I just found a nice, colorful and fashionable way to do it. Why do you think I am loved by that Raizada, no matter how hard he tries to deny? Because of my awesome brains! I could have got this metal stored as bricks but then IT people are really troublesome and that old man would have eaten up so much money before he finally popped it. (OK, that's a little insensitive but I got Raizada to pay the bills, didn't I?)

Yeah so coming to the reasons why I chose to invest my money in gold and hide it in plain view:

1. Everyone loves gold. It looks good.

2. It can't be stolen this way.

3. I am always assured that I have it close to me.

4. Somebody might mistake me for Bappi Lahri's relative and drop me a favor.

5. It irks the Delhi people to no end.

6. It keeps people away from me as it reflects a lot of light.

7. I also saved a lot of money by selecting a single style and using it for all my outfits.

So till the day I get a wardrobe revamp (ie replacing the current set of uniforms with a new one), I am fooling around everyone. One of these days, I will melt all of this, sell it off and buy ASR's business. Priceless idea isn't it? I am sure my single set of churidaar is enough to buy at least one of his cars.

Disclaimer: I don't watch this show so I don't have anything against it. All in good humour. And if you can't take it that way, then no problems, you don't know where I live!!! ;)