Here we are waiting for things to change in IPKKND and what we get is a Kurkure Kahani Mein Twist..what is a Kurkure Twist? well the spicy namkeen aired an ad with Juhi Chawla the brand ambassador staring at a kurkure saying "Badal Jaaa..." willing it to change with added or different flavor………something did change………..Juhi herself has been replaced by Kareena in the newer ads!!! Lesson learned: Never wish for something, you might just get it!
No..I'm not talking about the past week's epis which where epic than mere epis but the future..tapping into unexplored ArHi zones but as expected in desi corporation pipelines..there is more air than water constraining the flow..So here I'm with water lorries to hose down ArHi with some pretend rain and real romance..
- p.s. - And CVs..please tell me that the rumors about the upcoming tracks are just that ..rumors!
I have enough issues, having fallen in love with the hero first..before the heroine and waiting for her to catch up..now you plan to inject more hatred without them having acknowledged loudly to themselves, the walls and the goat..that they have feelings for each other????? And what about this new entry as mami's 2nd son..Will he be a centipede as opposed to Akash's millipede (lot of legs but little movement)???
ArHi v1.0 to v1.1 - A Review
1. First we saw Walking Velcro Arnav & Mishti Khushi in yet another sticky situation..
Why?! His magnetic forcefield attracts metal objects like fridge magnets (even the metallic zari on K's dupatta lovingly caressed his hands..)
zari zari bahekta hai…mujhe bhar le apni baahon mein..
Now, how about an eco-friendly avatar that repels all things plastic like our suddenly likeable La
psst..this time ArHi beat the potted plants which are blushing in the background!!!
2. Ooh! I loved this Character Deela sequence even better than the La-wali item number!
This was a Live demo of ARHI v1.0 …. due to defective chips on their shoulder….this version requires Upgrade to v1.1 with more XOXO and less interruptions..
……and if the actors feel awkward doing such scenes….how about a stunt double for close-up shots instead of far ones…………I volunteer free of cost……...…ok! I'll pay you……..No double for Arnav though...Velcro Man insists on doing his own 'action' scenes!
3. Arnav, the original expert at blowing a fuse..realizing that La can't hold a candle to Khushi!
Us 5% majority feel its about time..a 1000 watt bulb lights up over tubelight Khushi….
p.s. Ms.Khushi K Gupta.. a surreptitious, corner of the eye look at Arnav does not involve a full body pivot at 359 degree angle and blatant staring...yet you expect us to believe the oh-i-so-don't-want-to-see-the-laad guvernur-today farce...Ha! You umm-how-do-i-say-have-the-hots-for-as-subtly-as-khushi-hides-her-attraction-for-Arnie...oh yeah! LUST after him as healthily and heartily as we all do...come on! admit it!
4. Sigh! The Kabootar scene had my collective red blood cells chorusing an ….awww!
If i were a homing pigeon (with a GPS for directions), I would propel my victoria secret angel wings and feather dust Arnav with my luuurv!
5. Arnav practicing his "i'm sorry" ..sidetrack: shouldn't the mirror fog up & sweat in the Hotwa's presence?
If you can't say the words..How about changing your..
Facebook status/ "Aukat" to Class no bar, I want your pyaar! p.s. I'm sorry Khushi Kumari Gupta
6. We can see mini modifications of the Chamkili outfits which now matches the interior decor of Buaji's house…Budget constraints?????
Khushi in party mode was looking pretty..I wonder how she will look as a city slick chamkili? My suggestion:
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