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Could someone do the honours and explain this repetitive theory to me please? Majority of the dramas and movies show a rain scene in which the hero gets drenched quite attractively and the heroine looks like a wet puppy shivering and whimpering in the cold. Yet the guy always and I mean always offers the heroine his super wet, your-still-going-to-catch-pneumonia jacket! š³
Why bother? I mean SHE is still going to be COLD - and even with or without an umbrella, the smart girl that we all are *hint hint* is still going to rock up to work the next day high with fever! š God bless the functioning of ours brains! WE are not going to call in sick, especially having such a scary, good looking and filthy rich boss like Arnav because quite frankly he will either kick us out from his window with NO boxes to save our flying butts, or we would drown in debt (With his powerful - bend - the - law attitude) .
Seriously when will these men understand!? Do not bloody offer us or FLING your already wet jackets to our face (Arnav estylee) and expect us to fall in LOVE with you? Oh hell no! We (Talking on behalf of Khushi) are still going to come tomorrow regardless of our deteriorating health just to take advantage of the fact that we may possibly faint in your arms the next day JUST to kill you with guilt. š
When I saw the episode I thought he was going to coldly and wetly place the jacket over her shoulders and continue staring at her like a man in heat. And realistically speaking in reality the girl should be walking away in a safe distance since the water has clearly washed her makeup off and we don't want to show the man with the bank account our true faces so quickly now do we? š¤£ No dear me! We are all saving that revelation for after marriage š¤£. But thankfully the heroine still manages to look natural and pretty (Darn them!) and not like they have been swimming in a tsunami (True story of our miserable lives).
Poor Arnav, he still does not know how to follow the rule book of how to woo a girl in seven days! Do not get offended if the girl returns your jacket to you. Because HEY! It's not going to make her any less cold or sick š. At least offer the chick a ride in your car? But then again his mean and we cannot be permitted to see his vulnerable side JUST yet.
So for all the guys out there - here's a few guidelines for you to follow
How to woo a girl in 7 days
So far that's the only methods to reveal for today. If more situations arise, it shall be updated. If you have any inputs or suggestions do kindly leave your comment. For we want men to grow some more brains in trying too woo us gaaals š.
Signing off
Regards
Sammy (Samira - not Sameera)
P.S. Only a light hearted post. No offense intended! š
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How to woo a girl in 7 days
- Check your bank account and if the funds are substantially efficient, continue reading the following methods. If otherwise, please gently press the red X button on the top right hand corner of the screen and only return whence your able to fling out a check book in our faces.
- Act arrogantly and do not neglect to show off your power and money. As expected we shall try to act differently and uniquely by lecturing you to death about the importance of values, morals and blah blah blah (But really our legs are wobbling like a 200 year old Baa from Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhie Bahu Thi - at the thought of all the outfits and jewelery and houses your going to flauntingly purchase for us in the near future)
- We cannot stand nice guys! We act like we do, but cheese makers are so grotesque because we always end up falling in love with the bad guy who has money and attitude instead. So keep your poetic and cheese induced dialogues to yourself. Arrogance and confidence overrules any day.
- If you have to order goons (By order I also mean PAYING - show of the goods darling) to try to scare us so you could prove your strength (and an opportunity to rip out of your shirt and give us an eye full of your chiseling abs and muscular biceps) then so be it. We are all suckers for a man who can fight, defend us and also manage to make us drool at the same time.
- Do not tell us that we are beautiful. Do not compliment us. However do all the talking and praising with your eyes. We promise we will not mistake it as a pedophile-I'm-going-to-lick-my-lips-and-growl-at-you-with-lust gaze but shall replace it with a your-so-beautiful-but-I'm-too-cool-to-confess-it-to-you-so-I'm-just-going-stare-instead look.
- Updated for today. Do not offer us your jacket that is already wet whilst we are standing in the rain. Do you want us to die? We are going to clearly give it back to you because we need all the sickness we could muster for tomorrow to faint in your arms. By getting sick and coming to work, we are always trying to be unique and to show you how dedicated, true, ethical and sincere we are in the work force. If you are not a hot & rich boss, then don't bother. We aren't going to come to work, in fact we will even call in dead for the day just to avoid seeing you. Hot men are an exception.
So far that's the only methods to reveal for today. If more situations arise, it shall be updated. If you have any inputs or suggestions do kindly leave your comment. For we want men to grow some more brains in trying too woo us gaaals š.
Signing off
Regards
Sammy (Samira - not Sameera)
P.S. Only a light hearted post. No offense intended! š
Hit the like button with a slap of your cheque books!
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
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