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I dont even know what to say? Like..I am legit robbed of words. And that's a real huge thing!
Coz, jo log mujhe jaanthe hain, they know ki main bohot se bhi bohot zyaada bhakthi hoon.
Disclaimer: Jo samajhna hain samjho yaar. I dont even know how this post is gonna shape up. I'm just gonna type and type and keep typing. Jin jinko Barun ya IPK3 se problem hain, stay the eff out.
*blinks eyes, still reeling in the enchantment that Barun cast upon*
Can we take a moment to just thank God for carving this precious mesmerizing piece of art who goes by the name Barun Sobti?
Like..seriously. This specimen comes under one of those 'carefully constructed - personal favorite' stuff.
(And if you are an atheist, then thank his parents for creating this guy. I dont mean to sound yuckie, but I guess irrespective of our beliefs, all of us should, no, must thank his parents. Lets just not go into details there.)
I dont remember half the episode I saw. I haven't for the first time in a very long time felt as if the show was going right above my head coz my eyes were having a gall and world and mind of their own. And my senses were all too...dazzled?
I mean, I do remember the scenes, but they are all...floating in my head? I dont know. I'm just too...mesmerized. I still have to sit down and string all the scenes and make it be one meaningful episode without getting lost into the obvious.
If I would see Shivani Shirali today, I swear, I'd hug the hell out of her and prolly cry a few tears. Ek-do episodes ke liye hi sahi, we've got to see Barun in white and white. Like, without any floral ties or funny bunnies or huge roses patched up. Nothing.
Just white and white. And Barun.
I did see Barun in white and white in IPK1 but that was in sherwanis and I thought white is so his color.
Then came Tanhaaiyaan. And Barun was in white and white and I was like...how did this guy manage to become more handsome than he already is? Everytime I see Tanhaaiyaan and find Barun in white and white or just plain whites, like that White turkey neck one and that loose white Tee or that white shirt, I'm like..f**k, man. This guy makes the purest of the colors look sinful!
And today, Holy Lord. Up until today, I never knew that a color could seduce me. Like seriously. Today's episode was out and out seduction. And at its best.
I do not blame 1% as to why Chandni was so lost in this guy and could all but nod her head like a fool. I mean...I was watching him and had he asked if he can kill me, I'd for sure be nodding my head.
Like WHAT WAS THAT?!!
Please yaar. Someone tell Barun that it is f**king illegal to be so charming and romantic and effing hawt.
That guy should walk around with Huge red lights reading CAUTION hung around his neck.
He should freaking come with a hell of a warning!
That guy is injurious to my health and I am not kidding!!
I mean, I know he is an actor and he is all but acting. I know he is married. And that too happily. And can hardly ever keep his hands off his wife, even though its like 2 decades since they're together.
And yet. And yet, everytime I see him on screen, I lose my effing shit!
This is NOT NORMAL!
Its been nearly 1 and a half hours since I saw the episode and I am still light headed. I knew what was gonna happen. I peeked into HotStar Discussion thread (the temptation is real, guys). And yet, none of that made any difference to the impact this episode left upon me.
Like..he was charming and hypnotizing Chandni?
Please.
He was freaking charming, hypnotizing and seducing every damned audience out there.
It was like Gul went 'Barun, unleash your magic. We need to get back into the TRP game. I dont care how many women out there are gonna get hiked up heart palpitations, but every single one who would see today's episode should follow our show till its last episode as if it is their basic necessity to live.'
Today's episode was Barun doing goddamn Black magic on the audience!!!
Oh my God! *taking a deep breath*
Can I safely say that today's episode telecasted Barun at his gorgeous best? I dont think I have ever seen this guy more handsome and sexier than he was today.
His fingers. His shaven chest. The nerves on his hands. Those lips. That stubble. That skin. THose eyes. That jaw. That hair. Man...the list doesnt freaking end.
Every single frame he was in, I had my breath hitched. The way he was facing away from Chandni in her own room? THe way he turned back? THe way he got up the bed? The way he stood on the bed infront of her? The way he backed her up onto the wall? The way he challenged her? The way he hardly touched her yet had her all nodding to his every word? The way Main utaoon...Bhaagyawaan rolled off his lips? The way he lifted her up? The way he walked with her in his arms? The way he asked her to not complain coz he's carrying her after having taken the permission? The way he teased her? The way he challenged her again and infact screamed out? The way he stood mesmerized for a moment when her palm came pressing against his lips? The way he set her down in his room? The way he lured and laid his trap wide open and infact carried his prey right into the middle of his trap? The way his shaayeri rolled of his tongue? His voice? The way he made his intentions of marrying her clear? The way his confidence of having the things mould as per his plan oozed off him? The way he admitted how mad he is in his hatred for her?
The transition of a man in pain and anger to the one in his charming best back to his angst ridden self? Within a matter of 20 minutes?
Give me a man who can pull all this, impress and amaze the crap out of me and have me melted in a pool of mush?
I can not even begin to tell how much I've loved this episode. Even though I felt that the pace of the story has slowed a bit, if this is what I get in return for that? I dont bloody care if another episode is made giving us a detailed view of Advay, Chandni and his Utaao-ing business.
This man, Barun Sobti...I can not tell how proud I am. My respect for him keeps increasing every freaking day. My love continues to grow and my adoration keeps reaching new levels.
He has freaking gotten into my head. All over again. Mere rooh mein chaa gaya.
I just..I love him, man. I really do.
And if any one. I swear, if any freaking one is gonna come up with 'there is no chemistry between the lead couple' again, Imma bitch slap them right across their face, tie them down to a chair and make them freaking watch this episode!
Like...even a blind person would sweat with all that hot seduction in today's episode.
And yet if anyone finds no chemistry, I dont know what chemistry they are talking about but I sure as hell am not talking about Organic chemistry and their goddamn structural diagrams!
I...still am dizzy.
I am going to watch this again at 11:30.
Oh Lord. Barun Sobti in white and white and his charming best. I swear, he'd have absolutely nothing more to do to make me sin without a second thought.
This man is sinuously tempting. Sensuously luring. He is like that Trouble I'd readily wanna be engulfed in.
Holy effing macaroni! I am wasted!!!
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One of my new friends, Stargazer wrote a much better and sensible post on relatable lines. Please do read it as well. : Jo sach hain, woh sach hain.
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