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DISCLAIMER!!
This is a work of fiction..blah blah Blah..
Now let's come to main points
-1. This is a SHIVAY-ANNIKA-OMKARA PARODY!
2. Certainly there will be CHARACTER BASHING!
3. MAJOR CHARACTER BUTCHERING AHEAD!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Coming soon! 😃
Please read it till the end because things just keep getting better 😆
OH MY BABY! (A Parody)
Oberoi mansion.
Omkara entered the huge halls of Shivay mansion- oh sorry, I mean oberoi mansion only to find Gauri sobbing on the sofa.
He quickly ran to his whimpering wife and sat beside her.
"What happened Gauri? Are you ok?
Gauri immediately hugged her husband and sobbed harder.
"It's has been almost two years omkara Ji! Two years! And we are still not able to c-conceive, Gauri cried.
Omkara sighed and only hugged her tighter and was about to say some sweet words of consolation-
Smash!
They both flinched.
"Ee phone to-"
"Mera chotta bhai pareshaan hai and I don't know anything about it? Tell me what's the matter? Shivay demanded as he entered the hall of Shivay's- argh not again! I mean oberoi mansion.
"It's nothing Shivay, Gauri and I will sort it out together, Omkara replied.
"C'mon Om, you and I both know, you can't even save your marriage without my interference! Shivay rolled his eyes.
"Sh-Shivay what are you saying? Om stuttered, looking at Gauri who was glaring at him with slacked jaw.
He gulped.
"Believe me Shivay..we don't need your help this time,
"You don't understand Omkara! I must solve it! I have this Keeda in me which just won't let it go! Shivay voice grew frustrated.
"Shivay-"
trinn...trinnn
"It's an important call, please wait,
Shivay took out his phone and a compass from his pocket.
"What's the compass for? Confused Gauri asked.
"Oh this compass? Wait-"
He measured the perfect 180 degrees with the compass to hold phone at the right angle then shoved the compass aside.
Rikara rolled their eyes.
"Hello?...What? Your Chameli nagar maholle ki nalli band hai? How does it even concern me!...shut up and don't ever call me again! Shivay spat furiously and threw his phone away.
"So where I was-"
"No where. As I told you Shivay, there is nothing you can do in this matter. Now if you would please excuse us-"
"I can help you Om! I am the Great Wall of Shivay! Though it's ironic that it's the longest wall in the world whilst my height is below average and all...
"Shivay what-" Rikara's perplexed expressions reminded Shivay that his rambling was going off topic.
"I meant, just tell me the problem Om and let me be the judge to decide if I can help or not, Shivay said with determination.
Om sighed.
"Omkara Ji, bade bhaiya to bta dijiye na.. Gauri whispered as she nudged him with her elbow in his stomach.
Om looked at her, baffled.
"Aap ki lagta hai ki bade bhaiya bina jane, hume jane dege? Keeda Omkara ji! Keeda! Bata dijiye aur baat ko bad yahi khatam kar dijiye!
Omkara frowned at his wife, then shifted his gaze to his brother with bored expressions.
"W-we are n it able to conceive, he muttered, glancing down at the floor uncomfortably.
"Conceive? Who is convincing? And finally Annika's loud voice came and Gauri wanted to die.
"Bh-bhaujai..jaraa dheere. Ghar ke bade sun lenge to kaisa lagega.. Embarrassed Gauri with flushed cheeks said in a meek voice.
"Arre Gauri..maine aur billu Ji ne to apna pura IPL status bta diya tha..tuna tension na le.. Annika assured.
"By the way, it's you both who want the kid?
Rikara looked at each other and blushed.
"Yes,
"Achcha hai but this can't happen, Annika shrugged.
"B-but WHY? Gauri looked at her in horror.
trinnn...trinnn
"Sorry, it's my phone, Shivay took out his compass and phone and Rikara couldn't help but roll their eyes again whilst Annika looked at her husband with admiring eyes.
"Hello...What?! Your buffalo got diarrhoea? What does it has to do with me!...just shut up and don't call me again! Shivay yelled as he disconnected the call furiously.
"Please continue..
"So as I was saying Gauri..you are like my sister and I am saying all this for your own good.. Annika sighed.
"B-but why bhaujai? Gauri quivered.
"Do you want Chanduchameli to be a druggie?
"Chandu- what? Om asked.
"Chanduchameli your daughter who else? Annika replied in duh tone.
Om cringed.
"So as I was saying do you want Chanduchamelie to be a drug addict?
"Of course not bhaujai!
"A homeless jobless person?
"No!
"A hooker?
"Bhaujai please!
"Then don't have a baby now!
"What has all this to do with Chandu- I mean our daughter? Why would I ever let my child be all that? Gauri asked, her anger getting best of her.
"You won't have much of a choice when you will be living in bareilly with your daughter. Your sick mother would require all your attention, Chanduchameli would have to skip school to help you, then she will be illiterate, then she would get a job, then she will fall in depression and then DRUGS!
Gauri wanted to pull all her hair in frustration.
"Why would I ever live in bareilly when I live here with Omkara Ji! Gauri screamed.
"That's is now my dear..who knows when Shivay finds my lost sister, who I might add would be your age and well..due to turn of events you just disappear and Om falls for her? Annika said with a shrug.
"I would never do that! I love Gauri! I won't ever let her go! Om interceded, shooting daggers at Annika.
"Yeah of course lover boy. Do you even know that your wife is adopted? Annika rolled her eyes.
"W-what? I-is it true baby? Om looked at Gauri with wide eyes.
"Ok, talk about that later..now about Chanduchameli..so Gauri I would prefer you to think about baby after I have one, Annika said.
"Oh c'mon! It took both of you guys an year to consummate your marriage. It might take you a decade if not less to make a baby! Om said in a grumpy voice.
"It would have not taken us that long if it would have not been for Shivay, Annika mumbled under her breath, looking sideways.
Shivay panicked.
"Annika No! He whisper- yelled at his wife.
"W-what are you talking about bhabhi? Om asked suspiciously, eyeing a very panicky Shivay.
"Annika! You promised! Shivay begged.
"Everyone would get to know about it eventually Shivay, so why not now? Annika replied, narrowing her eyes at Shivay.
"Annika. He begged again.
"So you want to know why me and Shivay waited for an year to consummate our marriage? Annika asked, folding her hands against her chest.
Both, Omkara and Gauri nodded their heads.
Annika gave one last look to Shivay's begging self and sighed.
"That's is because billu Ji is more interested in Khanna Ji than his wife, she rolled her eyes.
"WHAT!?! Rikara almost passed out.
"He even writes fan fiction about him,
"Anika that's enough
"F-fanfictions? Confused Gauri echoed.
"Wait, lemmi show you,
Annika, after lots of efforts managed to snatch away Shivay's phone, held the screen before her and cleared her throat.
"Chapter one, one million hits-
once upon a time there was a bodyguard name Khanna. He was so sexy that everybody died. The end, she read.
Rikara looked at Shivay as if they just saw a ghost.
"Wow.. Omkara managed to say, making Gauri look at him with horror in her eyes.
"I-I mean I am just surprised about Shivay..I didn't like the fanfic or Khanna Ji! I swear baby!
"You know what? It was just a fanfic! It doesn't mean anything! And in my defence, Khanna is sexy.. Shivay said.
"Shivay..that last comment hardly saved your ass.. Omkara replied with deadpanned expressions.
"This is madness..total madness! Gauri muttered under her breath.
Tinggg...
A notification came up in her phone. She opens it to find that it's actually a Whatsapp message.
UN-Already sick of the Oberoi's?
G- who is this?
UN- join this Whatsapp group and you will get your answers.
G- Ok
Gauri joined Oberoi's suck!
Abhay- Hey it was me!
G- why did you ask me to join this group? What eve is this group?
Abhay GF- we are just ppl who had enough of oberoi madness and decided to disappear.
Mysterious Lady Sulatn- Yeah, we are having a party this weekend wanna join?
Atter-Butter Aryan- yes aunty please come! It will be fun!
G- ok guys but can I bring one more person?
Dinky (pinky's cousin)- yes of course but who?
G- Bhavya..is that all right?
Abhay- totally!
The end!!!
COMMENTS AWAITED!!!! 😆
This is a work of fiction..blah blah Blah..
Now let's come to main points
-1. This is a SHIVAY-ANNIKA-OMKARA PARODY!
2. Certainly there will be CHARACTER BASHING!
3. MAJOR CHARACTER BUTCHERING AHEAD!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Coming soon! 😃
Please read it till the end because things just keep getting better 😆
OH MY BABY! (A Parody)
Oberoi mansion.
Omkara entered the huge halls of Shivay mansion- oh sorry, I mean oberoi mansion only to find Gauri sobbing on the sofa.
He quickly ran to his whimpering wife and sat beside her.
"What happened Gauri? Are you ok?
Gauri immediately hugged her husband and sobbed harder.
"It's has been almost two years omkara Ji! Two years! And we are still not able to c-conceive, Gauri cried.
Omkara sighed and only hugged her tighter and was about to say some sweet words of consolation-
Smash!
They both flinched.
"Ee phone to-"
"Mera chotta bhai pareshaan hai and I don't know anything about it? Tell me what's the matter? Shivay demanded as he entered the hall of Shivay's- argh not again! I mean oberoi mansion.
"It's nothing Shivay, Gauri and I will sort it out together, Omkara replied.
"C'mon Om, you and I both know, you can't even save your marriage without my interference! Shivay rolled his eyes.
"Sh-Shivay what are you saying? Om stuttered, looking at Gauri who was glaring at him with slacked jaw.
He gulped.
"Believe me Shivay..we don't need your help this time,
"You don't understand Omkara! I must solve it! I have this Keeda in me which just won't let it go! Shivay voice grew frustrated.
"Shivay-"
trinn...trinnn
"It's an important call, please wait,
Shivay took out his phone and a compass from his pocket.
"What's the compass for? Confused Gauri asked.
"Oh this compass? Wait-"
He measured the perfect 180 degrees with the compass to hold phone at the right angle then shoved the compass aside.
Rikara rolled their eyes.
"Hello?...What? Your Chameli nagar maholle ki nalli band hai? How does it even concern me!...shut up and don't ever call me again! Shivay spat furiously and threw his phone away.
"So where I was-"
"No where. As I told you Shivay, there is nothing you can do in this matter. Now if you would please excuse us-"
"I can help you Om! I am the Great Wall of Shivay! Though it's ironic that it's the longest wall in the world whilst my height is below average and all...
"Shivay what-" Rikara's perplexed expressions reminded Shivay that his rambling was going off topic.
"I meant, just tell me the problem Om and let me be the judge to decide if I can help or not, Shivay said with determination.
Om sighed.
"Omkara Ji, bade bhaiya to bta dijiye na.. Gauri whispered as she nudged him with her elbow in his stomach.
Om looked at her, baffled.
"Aap ki lagta hai ki bade bhaiya bina jane, hume jane dege? Keeda Omkara ji! Keeda! Bata dijiye aur baat ko bad yahi khatam kar dijiye!
Omkara frowned at his wife, then shifted his gaze to his brother with bored expressions.
"W-we are n it able to conceive, he muttered, glancing down at the floor uncomfortably.
"Conceive? Who is convincing? And finally Annika's loud voice came and Gauri wanted to die.
"Bh-bhaujai..jaraa dheere. Ghar ke bade sun lenge to kaisa lagega.. Embarrassed Gauri with flushed cheeks said in a meek voice.
"Arre Gauri..maine aur billu Ji ne to apna pura IPL status bta diya tha..tuna tension na le.. Annika assured.
"By the way, it's you both who want the kid?
Rikara looked at each other and blushed.
"Yes,
"Achcha hai but this can't happen, Annika shrugged.
"B-but WHY? Gauri looked at her in horror.
trinnn...trinnn
"Sorry, it's my phone, Shivay took out his compass and phone and Rikara couldn't help but roll their eyes again whilst Annika looked at her husband with admiring eyes.
"Hello...What?! Your buffalo got diarrhoea? What does it has to do with me!...just shut up and don't call me again! Shivay yelled as he disconnected the call furiously.
"Please continue..
"So as I was saying Gauri..you are like my sister and I am saying all this for your own good.. Annika sighed.
"B-but why bhaujai? Gauri quivered.
"Do you want Chanduchameli to be a druggie?
"Chandu- what? Om asked.
"Chanduchameli your daughter who else? Annika replied in duh tone.
Om cringed.
"So as I was saying do you want Chanduchamelie to be a drug addict?
"Of course not bhaujai!
"A homeless jobless person?
"No!
"A hooker?
"Bhaujai please!
"Then don't have a baby now!
"What has all this to do with Chandu- I mean our daughter? Why would I ever let my child be all that? Gauri asked, her anger getting best of her.
"You won't have much of a choice when you will be living in bareilly with your daughter. Your sick mother would require all your attention, Chanduchameli would have to skip school to help you, then she will be illiterate, then she would get a job, then she will fall in depression and then DRUGS!
Gauri wanted to pull all her hair in frustration.
"Why would I ever live in bareilly when I live here with Omkara Ji! Gauri screamed.
"That's is now my dear..who knows when Shivay finds my lost sister, who I might add would be your age and well..due to turn of events you just disappear and Om falls for her? Annika said with a shrug.
"I would never do that! I love Gauri! I won't ever let her go! Om interceded, shooting daggers at Annika.
"Yeah of course lover boy. Do you even know that your wife is adopted? Annika rolled her eyes.
"W-what? I-is it true baby? Om looked at Gauri with wide eyes.
"Ok, talk about that later..now about Chanduchameli..so Gauri I would prefer you to think about baby after I have one, Annika said.
"Oh c'mon! It took both of you guys an year to consummate your marriage. It might take you a decade if not less to make a baby! Om said in a grumpy voice.
"It would have not taken us that long if it would have not been for Shivay, Annika mumbled under her breath, looking sideways.
Shivay panicked.
"Annika No! He whisper- yelled at his wife.
"W-what are you talking about bhabhi? Om asked suspiciously, eyeing a very panicky Shivay.
"Annika! You promised! Shivay begged.
"Everyone would get to know about it eventually Shivay, so why not now? Annika replied, narrowing her eyes at Shivay.
"Annika. He begged again.
"So you want to know why me and Shivay waited for an year to consummate our marriage? Annika asked, folding her hands against her chest.
Both, Omkara and Gauri nodded their heads.
Annika gave one last look to Shivay's begging self and sighed.
"That's is because billu Ji is more interested in Khanna Ji than his wife, she rolled her eyes.
"WHAT!?! Rikara almost passed out.
"He even writes fan fiction about him,
"Anika that's enough
"F-fanfictions? Confused Gauri echoed.
"Wait, lemmi show you,
Annika, after lots of efforts managed to snatch away Shivay's phone, held the screen before her and cleared her throat.
"Chapter one, one million hits-
once upon a time there was a bodyguard name Khanna. He was so sexy that everybody died. The end, she read.
Rikara looked at Shivay as if they just saw a ghost.
"Wow.. Omkara managed to say, making Gauri look at him with horror in her eyes.
"I-I mean I am just surprised about Shivay..I didn't like the fanfic or Khanna Ji! I swear baby!
"You know what? It was just a fanfic! It doesn't mean anything! And in my defence, Khanna is sexy.. Shivay said.
"Shivay..that last comment hardly saved your ass.. Omkara replied with deadpanned expressions.
"This is madness..total madness! Gauri muttered under her breath.
Tinggg...
A notification came up in her phone. She opens it to find that it's actually a Whatsapp message.
UN-Already sick of the Oberoi's?
G- who is this?
UN- join this Whatsapp group and you will get your answers.
G- Ok
Gauri joined Oberoi's suck!
Abhay- Hey it was me!
G- why did you ask me to join this group? What eve is this group?
Abhay GF- we are just ppl who had enough of oberoi madness and decided to disappear.
Mysterious Lady Sulatn- Yeah, we are having a party this weekend wanna join?
Atter-Butter Aryan- yes aunty please come! It will be fun!
G- ok guys but can I bring one more person?
Dinky (pinky's cousin)- yes of course but who?
G- Bhavya..is that all right?
Abhay- totally!
The end!!!
COMMENTS AWAITED!!!! 😆
Jhanak
