How to Mansplain Your Man Pain- Are YOU A Gul Khan Hero?

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Posted: 8 years ago
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DISCLAIMER - Originally posted in the IPKKND3 forum


With more than a 100 years of extensive research (read- drama watching) collectively, we've compiled a list of characteristics that embody the modern day heroes we've grown to know and occasionally even love.

Read on to know if you have what it takes to be a Gul Khan hero.


1. You have a tragic backstory ideally, you're an orphan and your parents were either murdered (and you're out for revenge) or they died in a tragic but mysterious accident.



2. You're devastatingly handsome or at the very least aesthetically pleasing (outstanding visuals compulsory for inevitably justifiable redemption track in other words, your looks are your only saving grace).


3. You brood, and God help the family member or love interest who interrupts aforementioned brooding (please keep in mind that manners and amiability rights are exclusively reserved for 2nd Leads)



4. And you have an attitude...



5. You are able to lift, twirl, drop, twist and fireman carry relevant heroine (fireman geddit coz Advay sets Chandni on fire)



6. You are absolutely filthy rich (we're talking hundred crore people) or secretly heir to an obscene fortune!



7. You work for your money but you can't be seen working after all, nobility must never descend to subjectivity.



8. You believe that you are better than everyone and act on this belief.



9. You were never taught how to smile (at the finishing school for tortured heroes that you obviously attended).



10. You are able to glare for long periods of time, if you don't naturally blink less than a typical human, it is compulsory that you develop this skill.



11. You either went to Harvard, Oxford or Cambridge do any other universities even exist??



12. You have the unique ability to objectively misconstrue every possible scenario involving your relevant GK heroine unfortunately the little blue pill doesn't work for this, please try the little pink pill instead found at the link in the siggy below).



If you satisfy at least 7 of the 12 characteristics listed above, CONGRATULATIONS, you just might be a Gul Khan hero. Hit Like or drop us a comment to let us know what other characteristics you think make you Indian Drama heart-throb material.

And who knows, your perfect Gul Khan heroine could be around the corner, just waiting to get her earring caught in your buttons. And if not? There's always Dinder.

Love always,

The Fortified
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Posted: 8 years ago
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This is hilarious but very true!!!
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Haha ! It was worth reading early in the morning while sipping my higly energising green juice .
Finally somebody decrypted the crpted mind of Ms/Mrs Gul ! My idea of her "HERO" is solely based on ishqbaaz .. The only indian soap opera that i chose to invest my time on .
Thanks for giving me a good laugh before i start my hectic day . Keep posting 😃
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Wow!! You seem like a true blue die hard fan of all GK shows. Such a ctrnsive research can only be done by a fan. I wish there were more honest fans like you. This is like a thesis. You must really love her shows. 😛
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Wow that's so apt!!! 👏
Great post!! 😆 😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
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This post is SO on-point 😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Superb. Ur sense of humour and research in this field is next to no one 😆

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Posted: 8 years ago
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This was perfect!!!!
Starting from the title right down to the last point.

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