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Given the hypertension and pressure ki goli that us Shivika shippers are stocking up on, I thought thoda help karu, hum sabki. After all, apki dard sirf apki tara obsessive fan hi samaj payega. So here, to help over the next two weeks of tension, I am breaking down the upcoming sequence, at least what I've patched together.
If i'm wrong, please someone correct me:
So tonight, we have Anika's final attempt to fix the Tia menace blowing up in her face. Anika is already hurt, and now Tia oozes some more malice all over Shivaay. Because Shivaay bribed all those magazines to put his gora face on the cover, and is actually an idiot, he believes this reiki quoting, universe spouting madwoman.
He's half convinced Anika, the strongest girl he knows, faked the attack. He is however 100% convinced, like any man would be, that a beautiful girl mar raha hai, over him. Could have no other LOGICAL motive for her actions. He will not investigate his fiance, when he probably investigates his kaam wali bai with CID before hiring her. Mard ka ego.
I have to assume that he's primed to go off like a bomb on her. OmRu hopefully note this, challenge him. Kuch toh karna hai, Bhai ke liye. Dance kiya, kitchen pe sibling romance kiya. Ab dance pe chance le lo.
He's half convinced Anika, the strongest girl he knows, faked the attack. He is however 100% convinced, like any man would be, that a beautiful girl mar raha hai, over him. Could have no other LOGICAL motive for her actions. He will not investigate his fiance, when he probably investigates his kaam wali bai with CID before hiring her. Mard ka ego.
I have to assume that he's primed to go off like a bomb on her. OmRu hopefully note this, challenge him. Kuch toh karna hai, Bhai ke liye. Dance kiya, kitchen pe sibling romance kiya. Ab dance pe chance le lo.
TRP audience toh maha excited. They are sure pura naya soch, aur nayi dialogue milne wale. In the meantime hum I-F public ek aur angsty one shot likh raha hu, ghum chupane ke liye.
Lakeer, Khoon. Khandaan. Tia is perfection. Some of Kanye's "Golddigger" lyrics, in upper caste hindi. Some of that mard ka ego boasting about how she's in love with him. Maybe a quick reminder to the room that he is marrying Ms Perfection. Its all very sad. Keechar is just not what it used to be. Back in the day it knew its place. "Kaha hai iski place?" Rudra asks (You and I know this answer, memorize ho gaya, thanks). "Sarak pe" comes the response.
Lakeer, Khoon. Khandaan. Tia is perfection. Some of Kanye's "Golddigger" lyrics, in upper caste hindi. Some of that mard ka ego boasting about how she's in love with him. Maybe a quick reminder to the room that he is marrying Ms Perfection. Its all very sad. Keechar is just not what it used to be. Back in the day it knew its place. "Kaha hai iski place?" Rudra asks (You and I know this answer, memorize ho gaya, thanks). "Sarak pe" comes the response.
OmRu is shocked. Canned shot.
Anika overhears, wants to kill him. She reveals she has heard him.
Anika overhears, wants to kill him. She reveals she has heard him.
OmRu is shocked. Canned shot (Repeat use, yaar. Hota hai.)
She wants to quit Tia ki shadi aur Billu ki barbaadi planning. Maha sad. OH jaana sad BK music is playing. Audience full-on ro raha, baccho ki tara. BK music aur Anika ke sorrow cuts us into ribbons.
She wants to quit Tia ki shadi aur Billu ki barbaadi planning. Maha sad. OH jaana sad BK music is playing. Audience full-on ro raha, baccho ki tara. BK music aur Anika ke sorrow cuts us into ribbons.
Shivaay bhi happy nai hai, but suddenly outfit change kiya aur "Aj Ki Party Meri Taraf" song pe zabardast free-spirited dance kar diya.
Audience confused. Hum sab itni jaldi sad Anika-wali BK music se bahar nahi a pai. Lekhin TRP ke liye kya kuch nahi karna parti. Accept karna hai.
Anika not dancing. Angry. But then, she does one better. Daksh, all dimples, broad shoulders, excellent taste in rings, now proposes.
Tia grins,
Om Ru shocked
Anika wins
Shivay ego-blocked
Flashy solitaire, that I'm very much looking forward to a closeup on. Ring on. AB Anika ai, dance ke liye. Tashan. Then the angsty little sagaai dance. Shivaay is intense. He is whisking her away from evil Daksh's pawing hands, to do some (more shareef) pawing himself.
Audience ab saat khoon maarf karne ke liye tayyar.
REWATCH.
Back to serial after 50 repeat viewings of dance. Haila! All gloves are off. Daksh gets a mention in the Guiness Book of Records for fastest ladki pataoing. Shivaay gets an honorable mention for most oblivious man in India, 2016. Shivaay breaks his laptop and possibly also Mishra's. Just one cellphone is too small to express rage fully tonight.
Om Ru still shocked (reuse canned shot).Or Rudra is kidnapped. Mansion security, as always, top class. No Rudra? Just use Om's canned shot, in that case. No need to bug actor.
Om Ru still shocked (reuse canned shot).Or Rudra is kidnapped. Mansion security, as always, top class. No Rudra? Just use Om's canned shot, in that case. No need to bug actor.
Much angst. MUCH MUCH angst. This is the time for some "what is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander style" tit-for-tat. Pyaar takkar ka, heartache takkar ka. Misunderstandings aur character butchering bhi equal equal, by God. Naye soch. Some staring at diamond solitaire. Mei bhi ghoor raha hu, Shivaay bhi ghoor raha hai. Pataka ke ring bhi pataka hai.
Then we have Daksh calmly exposing his true creepiness. Ye sab ek akele ladki ki izzat lutne ke liye! He has at least another 15 solitaire rings in his backpack !! Haila! Childhood dost creepy ho gaya! Other people take girls out on dates. Daksh throws diamonds around like channe! I try to find out Dakhs's cell number. Izzat de dungi, tum diamond ring toh do.
Shivaay suddenly has a new target. All that phone breaking has built up his aristocratic muscles. Now he wants to graduate to haddi breaking. Daksh volunteer karega? Daksh laugh karega. HaHaHaHa! Maniac laughter, Shivaay's mooh ki upar. Lekin Daksh ka khana-pani palang-bistar sab abhi bhi 5-star hotel jaise. Shivaay ki dost, yaar. Kindly adjust.
Previously, we all could see Shivaay had a fatherly, mild and natural concern for the well being of his employee. He knows his concern is absolutely normal. KUCH bhi jal nahi raha. Kissi ki heart ko barbecue nahi honda. But now its time for some society sanctioned manhandling! License mil gaya!
Enthusiam ke sath, manhandling-maidaan pe agaye, aur kaam pe lag gaye hamare naya player, Shivaay. Uska chokri-grabbing style world class hai !! Kaun jitega yeh trophy? Kon pavilion pe lekar jayega ye bomb-pataka?
Shivaay suddenly has a new target. All that phone breaking has built up his aristocratic muscles. Now he wants to graduate to haddi breaking. Daksh volunteer karega? Daksh laugh karega. HaHaHaHa! Maniac laughter, Shivaay's mooh ki upar. Lekin Daksh ka khana-pani palang-bistar sab abhi bhi 5-star hotel jaise. Shivaay ki dost, yaar. Kindly adjust.
Previously, we all could see Shivaay had a fatherly, mild and natural concern for the well being of his employee. He knows his concern is absolutely normal. KUCH bhi jal nahi raha. Kissi ki heart ko barbecue nahi honda. But now its time for some society sanctioned manhandling! License mil gaya!
Enthusiam ke sath, manhandling-maidaan pe agaye, aur kaam pe lag gaye hamare naya player, Shivaay. Uska chokri-grabbing style world class hai !! Kaun jitega yeh trophy? Kon pavilion pe lekar jayega ye bomb-pataka?
Forget that Anika is fully capable of saying bhar mei jai meri izzat (version 2), of using Chameli and of being a capable, strong woman who's always lived alone. Who can handle THREE creepers at once, if she needs to.
Now Shivaay channels every bad 80s movie he's ever watched and rides in, nostrils flaring, to rescue her. Manhandling her with full enthusiasm. Shivaay is stopping her from the folly she has no intention of committing (or knows about).
Now Shivaay channels every bad 80s movie he's ever watched and rides in, nostrils flaring, to rescue her. Manhandling her with full enthusiasm. Shivaay is stopping her from the folly she has no intention of committing (or knows about).
And so, finally, we have this whole growled "GHAR JAO." Ladki safe, Shivaay sixer maar diya! Because like a silent movie villain, Daksh will say "CURSES! Foiled again!" as he twirls his moustache and forgets how to drive a car over to Anika's place. Because, if two consenting adults with an engagement (fake or otherwise) want to get it on, sexy style, its BEDROOM LOCATION that's going to stop them. 😆
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