Let me clarify at the outset that what follows is just and expression of my utter frustration at y'day's gala format, most of the singing and of course the jusdges...
Govinda was the only saving grace...
Sad aur happy gano ke sangam ne
Kuch aisa asar dikhya
Jahaan aani chahiye thi hasi…
Wahaan rona mujhe aaya
Gala hai kharab yeh hai bahana
Yeh excuse kisi aur ko sunana
Sach to yeh hai dosto ki
Bhool chuke ho tum gaana gaana
Performance kya hai yeh seekho Govinda se
Who set the stage on fire when he danced masti mein
Kudos to Ankita jisne yeh kamaal kar dikhaya
Pehle Udit, Javed…ab Govinda ko nachaya!
Bimar dadi, tez bukhar aur paron mein lagi hui chot
Dekhen kaun sa reason kheench lata hai janta ke vote!
Pehen ke designer kapde, aur ek designer muskan
Jeetoge tum Baccha yeh hai II ka gyan!
Mini O Mini kabhi to chup raho na
Hussein ko bhi bolne ka mauka do na!
Kabhi to kaano pe bhi khao thoda taras
Hussein tujhe to mauka milega shayad agle baras
Alisha has given up looking the thesaurus for new words
She is just content by concentrating on hairdos so absurd
And on the jewellery which is oh so bling bling
And on how to rhyme words like ding with King!
Udit ji ki Sherwaani kya mast laal
Uspe embridery who bhi kamaal
Fashion circles mein mach gaya hai dhamaal
Kahaan se kharidi sab kar rahe yeh sawaal!
Why does Anu always disagree
With all his co judeges…well there's a reason you see
To find that out Annu's mother I did reach
And after much cajoling she revealed, he was born a breech!