> > hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the
> > first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a
> > glass of water on the side table. He sits down and
> > sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
> > pressed.
> >
> > Helooks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
> > order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
> > He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the
> > table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early
> > to go shopping. Love You!"
> >
> > So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a
> > hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is
> > also at the table, eating. Rohit asks, "Son, what
> > happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came
> > home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some
> > furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a
> > black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused,
> > he asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
> > and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should
> > expect a big quarrel with her!"
> >
> > His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the
> > bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n
> > shoes off, you said,
> >
> > "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!" 😆