GOT JOKES??? - Page 3

Originally posted by: Tani91

heres another one
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God
She asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in
and
change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation,
She was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way
Home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another

40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this!!!)

God replied,


"I didn't recognize you."

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that was soooooooo funnyyyyy

that was funny chandni... but for the first joke, increase the font size!!!! 😆

😆 glad u liked it actually my masi gave them to me(not muqi my real masi)

What did the gujju mean when he said "Maro dikro Dubai gayo?"

- My son drowned.



**gujjus no offense**

Originally posted by: RonnieK

What did the gujju mean when he said "Maro dikro Dubai gayo?"

- My son drowned.



**gujjus no offense**

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Originally posted by: Abhi rocks...

hehehe....Zee it could only be u...lolz......with all these crazy topics.....anywasy i do have a couple yo mamma jokes but they'r 2 vulgur 2 post up...so 😛

Very true reems very true!!😆

Originally posted by: metallica

Bhola goes to a grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks Bhola to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Bhola goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

Next week Bhola finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks Bhola to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Bhola goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

Next week Bhola comes to the grocery store with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Bhola: "What! This is shit!"

Bhola calmly replies: "Yes, and I want toilet paper"

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Originally posted by: grim reaper

got some more...

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his
morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.

"I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou
written on it", she said, furious.

"You had better have an explanation".

"Calm down, honey", the man replied.

"Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of
the dog I bet on".

The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him
again.

"What was that for?" he complained.

"Your dog called last night."

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lier and cheater😆

Originally posted by: Tani91

😆but that was real gross!!🤢

heres my joke

On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy. Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?" James Bond: "My name is Bond" Continuing in his inimitable style," ......James Bond." Then Bond asks: "And you?" Telugu Guy: " My name is Rao... Siva Rao... Samba Siva Rao... Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..." Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"

hahahhh thas funniii!!!! yeahh my mom told mee south ppl got LONGGG names..like NallanChakravatulla Karunya! lolll iono i saw the takka tak n ever1 was tryin to say it so i remember it now! hehe