The market dynamics show that brand recognition is of prime importance and the "Thoo" brand seems to have garnered a very loyal name recognition and fan following, especially our very own thoorma bhopali.
So, ladies and gentleman, presenting the new "thoo" branded range of consumer products, especially designed for your needs and desires.
Our very own soorma bhopali..oops..thoorma bhopali has been chosen as exclusive brand ambassador and thoo kool enterprises limited as our exclusive distributor, which will also open exclusive online chains to market these products.
So, heres the list:
The thoo cool thoothpaste: first of its kind in the world which not only cleans plaque, tarter and keeps your teeth white and shining, but also it has an inbuilt thoo cleaner which clears all your saliva in a spit second operation. So that aap hasooge, muskuraoge aur spit karna bilkul band karoge.
This will make you a clean and responsible citizen so that people do not say you-teri soorat aa thoo!😛
The second product-the thoo mantar repel-lent cream: first cream in the world which repels the saliva and sends back to the person who actually started it and irritated you. Often it happens that when we interact with people, some persons seem uncivilised and keep thooing out in the open which sometimes causes irritation. Just apply this cream and see the results for yourself. If a person dares to thoo you out, the cream will act as a shield and will repel all the busters and will send the thoo back to the person who actually started.😛
The third product-the thoo bsoorat face cream and pack-keeps you looking good and fresh as always, so that you stand out in a crowd.😃
So, the test marketing begins here, and of course, our very own soorma bhopali will be back soon. till then, ciao!
(disclaimer: all the content is fictitious and the sole purpose is to make you all laugh.)😃