How to be a good jeeju

1. Be obsessed with your saali-cum-ex-wife while your current legally-wedded-pregnant wife-cum-pregnant-ex-saali remains MIA
2. Invade said saali-cum-ex-wife's wedding festivities because who doesn't do that?
3. Stalk(?) the fake-husband-cum-real-fiancé of the said saali-cum-ex-wife to his Sherwani fitting and get an exact same replica
4. Get dressed in the said knock-off Sherwani— along with a sehra sans safa, mind you— fir chahe dulhan maane ya na maane. 🤷🏾

5. Apply haldi (with consent) on your ex but not on her fiance -- you never know the lion might get up and punch you. (smart!)

EDIT: thanks to @sundarip and @Tinni_diti for point that it wasn't mehendi but haldi hahahahah

Originally posted by: mango.falooda

5. Apply mehendi on your ex but not on her fiance -- you never know the lion might get up and punch you. (smart!)

you mean haldi right 😆

do you think ye sab karne ke baad the ultimate jiju-lover will approve of this jija-ji?? 😒

6. Call your saali-cum-ex-wife yours only because you can't let go and come to terms with the consequences of your own actions🙃 even if she has explicitly said to leave her alone🙃🤡🙃

Originally posted by: SundariP

you mean haldi right 😆

kekeke... right, haldi. not mehendi. too many wedding functions in one week. my brain got zapped. 😆

Originally posted by: mango.falooda

kekeke... right, haldi. not mehendi. too many wedding functions in one week. my brain got zapped. 😆

🤣

edit post to say haldi "with consent"

7.Without divorcing yours present pregnant wife...chupke chupke ex-wife-cum saali se phir se shaadi.....👏

Originally posted by: Tinni_diti

7.Without divorcing yours present pregnant wife...chupke chupke ex-wife-cum saali se phir se shaadi.....👏

We only believe in the Institution of Getting Married Repeatedly; not the Institutions of nibhaoing the Saath Phere or Divorce

8. strive to preserve the innocence of your (sala/) sali rather than taking advantage of her innocence and beliefs.