Take 5: Hum-SufferS - Purdah Drops! (DT Note pg. 3 & 4) - Page 6

Originally posted by: howcome

Imli : muscle relaxant

TP : Tongue is a muscle, remember. So, after long fights, its but natural you want to eat it ... What didya think? 😳

TP: RIP PARROT in 5 episodes. ( coz kofta =5 letters D'oh)

so many more symbollisms but i know Gul will repeat them for me again and again and...

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Howiekins🤗, thanks for the laughs!

Originally posted by: dips99

Hai na? And not to forget the thick framed glasses. Studious ones have to be plain Janes.😕 Chalata hai.

Our zoo faintiyad...and hero to rescue...this was a completely woriginal hairy spin to "Baal Baal Bach Gaye" 😉

Originally posted by: Mepharm

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J 🤗..not watching the show but this was hilarious😆...

So how long until contract marriage ...Che MAHINE ke liye???😉

WOW Lady J you had the post done and got DT notes too. Awesome. I gave my tippani in our woriginal adda but loved all of our sahelis take here.

Originally posted by: savvy05

Contract marriage ko chod.. more pressing question why are you not watching?😲 Or your heart beats only for a certain 'ben'😛

Lady J, long time.

Hola sahelis maafi late to the party! Here is half baked SSN!

Good Evening this is Shoomie returning with a special edition of SSN!

Exclusive footage from some restraunt in South Bombay!!

Lady 1: what are you working on now?
Lady 2: planning a psychological thriller
Lady 3: good idea I think you have exausted the romance genre
Lady 2: excuse moi! What did you just say? Me, I the reigning queen of TV romance, exausted romance??
Lady 3: please dont MU but what else is there to show?
Lady 2; you know what, I'll show you how it is done and this time I'll up the ante and get Rogaine OD'd bitwa and "dark past" "abbu hating" angrez espeaking, bread winning bitiya!
Lady 1: that sounds interesting so are you going to get DHTD to write it?
Lady 2: no his tweetrums are getting too much to handle, get me an intern give him my laptop and teach him ctrl C, ctrl V
Pati/producing partner: done!
Lady 2: Private jet
P/PP: remember financial crunch
Lady2: ok BMW
P/PP: done enterprise is on line!
Lady 2: scooty, one air head sister, one geeky sister with XXXL glasses
P/PP: done! Done! Done!
Lady 2: bulldozer
P/PP: why?
Lady 2: because astute business man acquiring small business with money is so main stream and small town folks need to know how ruthless bitwa is so down the road when bitwa falls in lau he can go back and live with these people and redeem himself by fixing their small appliances!
P/PP: ok, flying dupattas, covered in covergirl mami maafi dadi right?
Lady 2: good you are catching up. Now get me kailash Kher to sing a song and sit,relax and watch the suckers fall hook line sinker!!
Shoomie signing off!
Sorry ladies snark bone aint co operatingtoday! Hopefully hum suffers will continue to SN so SSN can return to form!

Originally posted by: Mepharm

I won't watch it until masala mama finds a role to play...bas😆