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Payal this set for U..
Have a fun//
Thanks! Im sure I will 😃1.If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Pardon?
2.How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
I have no idea 😕
3.Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?
Isn't It called Rush Hour when the traffic is fastest?
4.What's the speed of dark?
I have No idea. 😕
5.If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?
Because they want to earn a living on their own? 😕
6.If you run backwards will you gain weight?
lol. I don't think so. 😆
7.If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
If people don't buy her friends, barbie wouldn't be alive for long. 😆
8.What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?
You get scared to death. 2 halfs equal a whole 😆😆
9.Can a blind person feel blue?
Yes they can.
10.How can a house burn up when it burns
down?
Its the same thing? 😕
11.Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?
Depends on what your saying 😆
12.If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?
No. If it sucks, you can clean. If it doesn't... you need a new vacuum cleaner 😆
13.How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
I don't know. I haven't really seen any Smurfs suffocate.
14.Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?
um....
15.If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
You wouldn't... its a dictionary... like my sister says... you can always check in an other dictionary 😆😆
16.In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?
I wouldn't know. I don't speak chinese. 😆
17.Why does X stand for a kiss?
It looks like 2 people kissing if you look at it sideways. see. > <
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18.Why does O stand for a hug?
Because it looks like arms being wrapped around something?
19.Why is the alphabet in that order?
Because it was made that way?
20.How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?
Because if the ice cracks, your a gonner?
21.Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?
Because you can stand on them too? 😕
22.When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?
CHEESE.
23.Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying your not allowed to put sticks in them?
lol I don't think so
24.Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
Because they are!!
25.If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?
So you can earn money?
26.Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
Well...
27.If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?
Um...
28.Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
Probably
29.Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Yes they can.
30.Why do they announce power shortages on TV?
So no one can see them
31.Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?
....... I wouldnt know. I don't believe in violence.
32.Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Maybe you wish it will magically work again.
33.How can batteries die?
They can't. Their energy can though.
34.If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?
zero! lol because 0x2=0 😆
35.Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Maybe..
36.Why is abbreviated such a long word?
I unno, you tell me.
37.Why is it that when you tell a man there are400billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?
Its how the world works my friend.
38.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
aha. I don't think so.
39.If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Depends how the turtle looks at it.
40.Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Yes.
Omg, I fail. LOL. Haii, this quiz made me think. 😆😆
thanks yaar!
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