Robsten's Breakup Diaries!

The ringing shrieks that you have been waking up to since Monday can probably be traced to the neigbourhood Twihard club, which is reeling from the news of Kristen and Robert's sudden breakup. Couple that with the fact that Robert didn't immediately rush to Italy for a public striptease to demonstrate his grief, and it is no longer safe to roam the streets without a box of tissues at the ready.

Official reports about the much talked couple's breakup have been flowing thick and fast since Monday and no, it isn't Kristen's past shenanigans that landed the couple a one-way ticket to Splitsville. According to the tabloid Gods (who as expected, have been two steps ahead of us all along) trouble has been brewing in paradise for quite some time now. After Robert's long absence, the entire world had been keenly awaiting his reunion with Kristen, but the Twilight star chose to ring in his 27th birthday getting sloshed at the bar, with Kristen conspicuously absent from the guest list. A fact that didn't go down well with the 23 year old actress who reportedly knocked herself out piecing together a welcome home party upon his return to Los Angeles.

If 2012 saw Kristen's intimacy with director Rupert Sanders driving a wedge between the couple; the reason this time is diametrically opposite: The real life Bella has been playing the doting girlfriend to the hilt; so much that she's been getting too 'clingy' for Robert's comfort. An insider reports, "Since Robert's been back, they've been inseparable. Kristen wants to spend every minute with Robert, who has now managed to get over his reservations about living back in Los Angeles.

"He was happy that Kristen made such an effort after he returned to the States; she rallied all their friends together for a big welcome back party and Robert was touched by the gesture. But, he's still very cautious when it comes to fully committing himself to her, and she's being really clingy right now. He's a little scared that Kristen could cheat on him again." The couple has hit many rocky patches and weathered many a scandal in the past, but the split this time has a ringing note of finality to it, with Robert having reportedly shifted his things out of their California pad.

Between Ian - Nina and Kristen - Robert, it sure isn't a good time to be a celeb couple, and while news of the latter left many aghast, one singer in particular isn't all that heartbroken, given that she would 'love to date Robert if he wasn't with Kristen.' Katy Perry, your magical genie has granted you your wish and we now await your next move.